Author's Note and Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or Harry Potter. I do however own a midnight ticket to the Deathly Hallows movie that I would protect with my life. That being said. I think these chapters will be on the shorter and hopefully more frequent side. So I hope that's good with you all! (I don't really know who I am addressing exactly, the goal would be readers!) So I'm done, I'll try not to write you guys messages at the beginning of every chapter! Read on! I promise the actual chapter is way better than this.
Lunch Meeting
"So you went on a date with Sam on Saturday, Quinn?"
"You were there, Kurt, why are you asking me this?"
"I just want to make you feel guilty, that's all. I said you should duet with him, not date him."
"You said he was straight, why are you jealous?"
"That is not what I was implying. I was implying that you shouldn't make him a rebound."
"Sam isn't a rebound, he's a Keeper."
"Yes, exactly, Brittany, that's my point. He's a keeper and if Quinn is just using him-"
"No, no, Brittany meant Keeper on the quidditch team."
"But Santana, what other kind of Keeper is there?"
"Okay guys, I think we've had enough small chatter for now. The reason we are having this Glee Club Lunch meeting is because we need to make the list of who is dueting with who, and what order we will all perform in. Now I already wrote in for the first spot myself and Finn, so who is going to go next?"
Rachel interrupted the gossip with her Glee plans. She stood in the middle of the room, facing the chairs with a clip board and a look of business. The girls plus Kurt were on one side of the room, gossiping. The guys were on the other side, probably discussing quidditch. Once it was clear the gossiping was over, Quinn trailed over to sit by Sam, and Tina went to sit by Mike.
"Wait, why do you get to go first?" Puck called out, asking the silent annoyed thought of everyone in the room. Finn avoided eye contact. "That's so not cool." He added.
Rachel didn't even look phased, she had surely expected the question. "I made the list, I took the responsibility, so I get to go first. But thank you for speaking up first Noah, you may go second. Who is your duet partner?"
Artie rolled forward a couple feet. "I am." He said proudly. Puck nodded, and they fist bumped.
"Wait, since when are you two duet partners?" Santana asked from the back of the room. She looked like she could hardly care less about the answer though, her and Brittany were busy painting each other's nails.
Puck and Artie exchanged a look, and laughed, before Puck went on to explain. "You know how much Filch hates me." He began. Everyone nodded knowingly. Filch hated everyone, but his hatred for Puck was notorious. "Well he kind of has a soft spot for Artie. I think he thinks Artie is a squib like him, for some reason, since he's in a wheel chair. Doesn't make much sense, I know, even I'm smarter than that... but anyways, Artie helped me get out of a tough spot with Filch. So now we're best buds. And we thought, since we're both awesome, why let any females get our mad duet powers down?"
Several of the Glee Club members rolled their eyes, including Kurt. Of course they all thought they were the best. Rachel, who was probably the most self assured of her talent, even laughed. Of course she stopped once Puck glared at her.
"Ooookay." Rachel said nervously, still reacting from the glare. "Since Santana spoke up, you can go next! Who will you be dueting with?"
Santana didn't look up from her now yellow nails. Kurt was sure she was going to get comments about that back in the Slytherin common room, but he wasn't worried, Santana could take care of herself. "Brittany." She said while making Brittany's nails sparkle.
Brittany brightened up at her name being called. "Santana!" She responded with a giggly grin. Kurt had to look away, they were way too happy. He was still recovering from his Transfiguration test before this, he wasn't prepared to grin quite yet.
"Right, so who is next?" Rachel asked, looking around the room. When no one offered a response, she began to call them out one by one.
Tina and Mercedes had decided to duet together. Mike said he was offering his choreography skills to any couple, but was going to sit this one out when it came to the singing. Quinn quietly announced she was going to be with Sam. She got many looks, but Quinn ignored all of them. Sam just sat there and looked ecstatic to be paired with Quinn Fabray.
When it was Kurt's turn, Rachel looked over at him. "...Kurt?" She asked, sympathy seeming to pour out of her. She obviously thought that Kurt had been left out. While Kurt was touched that she cared so much, it was also very annoying. Kurt Hummel wasn't left out or forgotten.
"I will be singing a duet with..." He paused for a dramatic effect. Many of the girls already knew that he was going to duet with Blaine, but it was still a surprise for many of the Glee Clubbers. And Kurt was not one to let a surprise go. "Blaine Anderson!"
The surprise had the intended effect. "Blaine Anderson? As in, our Quidditch Captain?" Sam questioned. "Did you know he could sing?" He asked Puck.
Puck just shook his mohawked head in absolute confusion. "I've been on the team with him for years, I can't believe I never knew he could sing! If I'd known I totally would have recruited him."
"Well he and his friends do dance around a lot..." Mercedes commented. "We should have known."
Finn and Mike both looked confused as well. They knew of Blaine because they were both on the Hufflepuff Quidditch team. Brittany and Santana, who were on their house teams as well, didn't look surprised only because they had been told in advance.
"Wait, how do you even know this Blaine? And that he can sing? And he's going to sing a duet with you? I mean, he's a popular sixth year and..." Rachel's voice ran off and she nervously avoided the glare that was coming from Kurt this time. It was hard to remember he was Rachel's friend at times like this. Times when she was offending him by implying an "popular sixth year" wouldn't sing a duet with him.
Kurt decided to try the count to ten method. Maybe then he wouldn't insult Rachel when he replied. One, two, three, four-
"They had a bath and then Kurt took him out." Brittany explained brightly. Or thought she was explaining at least.
"No, no, Kurt met Blaine when he was taking a bath. Blaine was singing, so then he asked him to join Glee club. And then he asked him out." Santana corrected Brittany.
Kurt was really reconsidering the whole confiding in Brittany and Santana right now.
"Wow, that's kind of how I asked Sam to join Glee club!" Finn observed. "Well, except for the date part." Kurt rolled his eyes. Finn would.
"Okay, so Kurt and Blaine. Now I was thinking I could make a schedule and so I will be asking your songs tomorrow at Glee Practice. And-"
"Rachel, shut up. We're still discussing Kurt's new romance." Santana interrupted with her infamous bitch face. How she could look at Brittany adoringly one minute and then look at Rachel like I will curse you Kurt didn't fully understand.
"No, we're done discussing Blaine and myself. Though I will say he is attending tomorrow's meeting. So I would appreciate it if you all don't scare him off. And that's the end of the discussion." He used his very own bitch face.
Even Santana moved on to a new topic.
