70 Ways To Obsess Over Death Note Characters

Dear Reader,

I'm sure you've watched all the Death Note anime in both sub and dub, plus have read the manga, collected plushies, drawn, and maybe even dreamt fantasies over one or more characters. So, this fic goes out to all that have, or will, or have just thought of doing so.

The following processes may be hazardous to your health and other surrounding pedestrians so when you're thinking about becoming a suicide bomber, please do so in a non populated area!

Or maybe when you take up smoking and playing video games as an OCD like Matt, beware of cancer and seizures. You have been warned so, these are some habits to create to display your affection for all characters of Death Note!

Attention: I don't own Death Note but, some ideas I've made up for obsession purposes, then yes, I do own those.


Chapter Three: Misa-Misa

(Who would want to?! O.o)


First Way To Obsess Over Misa

Gothic Lolita style clothing is a must do for all obsessive fans of Misa Amane! So, to do so you need to buy stockings, boots, and Lolita dresses to wear out in the everyday public to soothe your longing for attention!

Tip: Normal department stores probably don't sell maid outfits but try online shops!

Warning: People may begin to get the impression that you're some kid trying to get attention by dressing uniquely.


Second Way to Obsess Over Misa

You all know how Misa attempts to sound cute when she talks in third person, right? Well, if she can do it, so can you! Just drop out all the I's, me's, and us/we's in all your sentences! How fun will that be?!

Tip: Practicing your cute talk in the mirror will make you notice how you look and what others may think.

Warning: English teachers do NOT like people talking in third person. Hell, no one in their right state of mind will be able to tolerate having a conversation with the equivalency of a three year old!


Third Way To Obsess Over Misa

Worship Kira! Totally disregard the fact that he's a murdering psychopathic nimrod that wants to become the ruler of a new world!

Warning: People knowing that you worship a murderer may seem…weird to them. Because usually when they know someone who kills people they either 1) get the hell away from said psychopath or 2) call the local authorities…scratch that, dial up the bomb squads!


Fourth Way To Obsess Over Misa

Fall madly in love with Light Imagay! We've all watched the anime (hopefully) and we've all seen how Misa fell head over heals for Light so, why not? Worshipping one person while acting like another only makes being obsessive easier!

Warning: Clinginess is not always welcomed. Especially when your boyfriend/girlfriend finds out that you're in love with a fictional character from an anime!


Fifth Way To Obsess Over Misa

L, a pervert?! Of course he is in Misa's views! You totally thinking L is some old pervert makes you even think like Misa-Misa!

Warning: Once again, if you see someone resembling L (Panda Man) then feel free to call them a pervert but I can assure you, you will earn some looks of confusion and/or other emotions.


Sixth Way To Obsess Over Misa

Can't hold your alcohol? Exactly how Misa Amane is! Check back to when she talked with Takada and she got herself wasted! So, buy some wine and give it a go!

Tip: The more you drink, the tipsier you'll get!

Warning: Parents may not approve of this, Dur!

Warning: Never drink and drive, it may end in your death (which will come soon enough, ^^)


Seventh Way To Obsess Over Misa

Become preppy with the squeal/girly voice! You would be irressistable when others hear of your squeals from a five mile radius from where you are when you find a adorable pair of high heels or the perfect ring for when Light proposes (after he's been blackmailed) to you.

Tip: Be very cheerful! Maybe a sugar high to keep your senses acute and your vibrating happiness intact?

Tip: Anyways, when the dolphins at the local aquarium begin to answer your 'mating calls' remember to not get in the water.

Warning: Some people don't want or need to hear your screeches…so, think of others or duct tape will be used…a lot.

Warning: When bats start diving downward and circling your head, you'll be proud enough to know that you've successfully learned echolocation!

Warning: The highest pitch of your voice shouldn't reach the octave of a damn dog whistle! You shall be warned; random street dogs aren't only ferocious Rottweilers and mixed up inbred mutts, beware of rabid Poodles and haywire Chihuahuas.


Eighth Way To Obsess Over Misa

Hate Kyomi Takada…with a passion! Just think back to all the times when Takada had talked with Light and totally disses Misa! Remember that you shall worship the ground Misa walks…and to act like her, you must express your hatred to anyone who defies her!

Tip: Just find some random person who resembles the hoe and call them something mean!

Warning: When trying to outsmart Takada, always try and contain your alcohol! Don't act like a total dumbass and drink a bunch of wine while having a conversation!

Warning: Hmm, some Takada fans (is there a such thing?!) may want to gang up and beat you to an inch near death! Sooo, keep out a watchful eye!

Warning: When fangirls attack. Run. Like. Hell. Simple as that. Cause them girlies with the voodoo dolls and filed nails to a sickening point will not resist and refrain from torturing you! Again! You have been warned…


Ninth Way To Obsess Over Misa

Wear your hair in weird way to attract unneeded attention! You must wear your hair in an odd fashion after all that time you spent on prepping up your clothes and peppy attitude! What seals the envelope package more than some funky pigtails?

Tip: While your at it…dye your hair blonde! Everyone looks more bubbly when they're a blonde!

Warning: We've already reached the point where you are assured to be ridiculed by the fact you're obsessing over Misa in the first place, but once again, I shall have to repeat myself!

Warning: This is a great way to up your self esteem and confidence when you express your obsession openly as so! So, emos, Goths, er, people who sit in the back and are total loners? Maybe to keep up the reputation you shouldn't wildly apply to these steps…


Tenth Way To Obsess Over Misa

Commit suicide in the end! I know, you are giving the screen the 'wtf' look and cocking an eyebrow but, in the final act of her never to happen love, the loss of Light drove her to commit suicide…what a shame, she could actually have made some real cash as a prostitute…

Tip: Have someone videotape you jumping of a building, shooting yourself in the head, slitting your throat, uhh, drowning yourself in the bathtub!?

Tip: Make I dramatic and leave an impression that you really cared about Misa's obsession over Light and totally feel the same!

Warning: Okay, antidepressants and antipsychotic meds come into play here! Don't ever let your parents see some death plans you've written out and a suicide note laying somewhere! It just ain't right damn it!

Warning: Er, mental institute anyone?

Warning: I highly, like, a 99.9 percent sure no one will go to them lengths to prove they're mimicking a fictional anime character and obsessing over the same guy as said person…dur!


I'm done with the chapter! Woohoos! To meeee!

How did you like it? Please review! It makes me…happy! Yeah, that's the word!

As for all of you, you were wrong. I'm sorry, Misa was next on my list but, who's next? Take a guess! Put in a review!

Whoever gets it right will…get…a? I don't know! I guess you can have whatever you request which is reasonable and debatable!

Don't be surprised when you don't guess correctly though! This person is probably gonna be a minor character…and…hell! I'm not giving it away!

Review. Now. Please?!