"Welcome back to The FWAs, sponsored by King Ramses...the man in gauze!" Bubbles' voice giggled.

"WEEELCOME BACK TO THE FWAs!" Exclaimed Mr. TV. "And we have MORE AND MORE awards to give out! FIRST UP...The Female Talker of the Year, the award for the person who can TALK their way through an issue and be a HUGE STAR just by using the stick. Who won that one?"

The WWT Owner is given an envelope from an intern, and he opens it up. Inside the envelope...

...was a book labeled "The Book of Gwen".

"NOPE..." Said Mr. TV. "SHE wins! I'm not saying the name! Not gonna try!" The crowd was already throwing fiery salt against the win. The interns walk down the steps, and the hand the cult the awards...before the interns begin wiping their hands.

Mr. TV then gets another envelope. "And now...for TALKER of the Year. The male equivalent to Female Talker. Who has won The TALKER OF THE YEAR...?"

Once again, another envelope is opened. And out of this one comes...

...is a picture of several fists raised into the air. The crowd gives a loud mixed reaction for the winner.

"HUEY FREEMAN!" Exclaimed Mr. TV.

In the crowd, Huey sits with his Nation with a leather jacket zipped up. Interns hand him his award as he unzips his jacket...and he reveals a shirt...a bootlegged CCW "Moby Jones" shirt. This gets a HUGE reaction, while Huey raises a fist alongside The Nation. And he glares down at the Cult of Gwen, continuing his crusade. "MOBY! MOBY! MOBY!" chants erupt, mostly thanks to Huey's loud advertising.

"Now...finally...for PROMO OF THE YEAR...whose promo this year was THE BEST?" Asked Mr. TV. "...The winner..."

From another envelope...Mr. TV opens up, and in comes...a remote. Mr. TV stares curiously at it, and then presses play...

-.-.-

"Power to the Nation". She says, possibly trying to set Ben straight. "Now Ben...on Fridays you stand up to Zero...Saturdays you stand up to Vince. Why the recent streak of anti-authoritarianism?"

Ben raises eyebrow At the Nation getting brought up, but shrugs it off.

"…Libby, I go by a lot of names. Best in the Universe. Tenth Wonder. Magnus Champion. Face of CCW. …But the one name that's followed me from the beginning of my career up to now has been 'Hero'. And you know what a hero does? Yes, he saves lives; yes, he keeps the world safe, but more than any of that, what makes a HERO…is that when he sees something wrong, when he sees something that goes against the way things are supposed to be, when he sees TOTAL ABUSE OF POWER…he does something about it. People like Vince and people like Zero don't respond well to 'hopes and prayers' that everything is gonna be better someday; no, they respond much better when they're smacked around or dropped onto their heads and they realize in THAT MOMENT…that they don't own you. THAT is the mistake that Vince and Zero made on me, thinking that this hero was their property…and I wasn't gonna have it."

Libby then asks, "So Ben...Drago. You have to fight HIM. He hasn't been beaten. He is a formidable foe, beating former World Champions. How are your chances?"

Ben answers with some growing disgust in his voice. "…You want to talk about former World Champions he's defeated…but when you mention the name Ivan Drago, that's not what I think about. Because in the context of what we're walking into, the biggest thing he's ever done isn't knock out Dan Kuso or knock out Kevin or knock out any of the other former Champions and contenders he's stood across. The biggest thing he's ever done…is what he did to Grandpa…and knowing that, Libby…you should be more concerned about HIS chances rather than mine."

Libby, an incredulous look on her face, asks with some skepticism. "Are you trying to imply Drago should be scared of YOU? ...Why?"

"…I don't give a damn if you're undefeated. I don't give a damn if you've beaten every Champion this company has to offer. I don't give a damn if you're a Russian cyborg, an American cyborg, a Canadian cyborg, a cyborg from freaking Galvan Prime…I don't give a damn. Because when you touch MY FAMILY…when you touch BEN TENNYSON'S FAMILY…YOUR time starts to tick down because *Puts his bag down* let me tell you something, Libby, something, as a journalist, you should already know about me – I've done some pretty crazy things for CHAMPIONSHIPS. I went through literal hell and rolled myself in a pool of gasoline just to make sure I KEPT my Magnus Championship! I WILLINGLY and KNOWINGLY destroyed myself FOR A TITLE! FOR A BELT! And I've done some pretty crazy things for the ROOKIE REVOLUTION—set back my post-Regal Rumble healing process by putting a crick in Don Corleone's neck TO MAKE A STATEMENT! TO STAND UP FOR MY GROUP, MY STABLE, MY ARMY! …And yeah, you'd better believe I've ruffled Vince McMahon's feathers and you'd better believe I gave him an Intergalactic and shocked the world; you'd BETTER BELIEVE I was about to do the SAME GODDAMN THING to Zero Kazama when HE DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE MY FRIENDS BARRY AND KENNY THEIR RIGHTFUL JOBS BACK! I've done some VERY ill-advised things, Folfax, and for what? For TITLES! For MY STABLE! For FRIENDS! Things that not everybody gets the luxury of having because not everybody gets to be the Best in the Universe, but there's one thing we all have, one thing we all grow up with, look up to, hold in a higher respect than ANYBODY ELSE or ANY KIND OF OBJECT, and that's FAMILY, LIBBY! AND WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA DO FOR MY GRANDPA, WHO'S WATCHING THIS FROM A HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW, GETTING AIR FROM A FREAKING TANK TO KEEP BREATHING?! Let me answer that for you – there is NOTHING I will not do. There is NO LENGTH I will not go. There is NO BONE I will not break. And there is NO PERSON that I will let STOP ME from making sure that that meatheaded Muscovite realizes HE CROSSED A LINE, AND THAT TONIGHT, HE ATONES WITH HIS BLOOD! AND YOU CAN ALLLLLL DANCE ON WHAT'S LEFT OF HIM WHEN IT'S OVER!"

Ben pants heavily, that promo taking a lot out of him. But he caps it all off with this. "…You don't touch a hero's family… You don't touch…MY family…"

-.-.-

"...Ben Tennyson's 'You Don't Touch My Family'!" Mr. TV exclaimed, with the interns running towards Ben and handing him his award. The crowd gives him a loud mixed reaction again. UCA fans BOO Ben Ten for what he's done to Senji, CCW fans give him an in-between reaction, and WWE fans cheer him for his liberation of the division.

"Ben Ten, Huey Freeman, and Gwen Ten..." Said Jim Ross, "A trio of talkers who have excelled at their crafts. But now for a team who has TRULY excelled at their craft. The Super Mario Bros. WILL take on the Dragon Kids for their CCW World Tag Team Championships!"

"...This match was made...because..." Batista looks around, "...Why?"

"It was a GOOD match to make!" Exclaimed Kari. "I like the idea!"

"Well The Dragon Kids are still feeling the effects of Slaughterhouse Survival." Said Snob. "They BARELY won by the skin of their still growing in permanent teeth."

"And look how hurt they is." Dashie said...as "Solace" by Triphon plays to a big pop!

I want to understand

How you can lock up all those feelings

If you could understand

My self destructive tendencies

The Dragon Kids limp out of the back, proving Dashie's point. "WE BELIEVE! WE BELIEVE!" chants ring out, bringing smiles onto the champions faces while they hold up their titles. "WE BELIEVE!" They exclaimed.

"Yeah...Dashie's right." Said Snob. "These guys look like crap..."

"Didn't somebody try to scoop out their brains?" Asked Kari. "...EW..."

"There are some internal...issues..." Said JR. "...within that company. BUT this isn't about them. This is about The Dragon Kids. And they've been ABUSED and MISUSED this entire show."

"The Dragon Kids are Tag Team Champions now, but they don't look so golden..." Kari said. "I feel BAD for them. But they made this match...behind Zero's back."

"Yeah so they get NO sympathy from me." Batista said. "The Mario Bros. are FRESHER. Mario is PO'D about losing to Matt Ishida. I think he uses that rage to STEAL the belts from CCW."

"The Mario Bros. haven't teamed in a WHILE." Said JR. "They'd need to actually try to get used to being a team again."

The Dragon Kids stand in the ring, looking around at the cheering crowd as they chant for them. Their music plays, and The Dragon Kids lean against each other. They're sore...they're tired...they're hurt...but nothing would stop them from fighting and defending their titles. They wanted to make people believe that CCW IS still what it always was...the WRESTLING. The crowd waits on the competitors...

...but no one comes out...

...no one...

"...What's happening?" Asked JR. "Where are they?"

"I don't know." Said Kari. "I'm...nervous...maybe-OH...NO...NOOO..."

"NOOO!" The crowd begins SCREAMING in anguish as Toads begin to come out while carrying props.

"He's...doing another PRODUCTION..." Groaned Snob.

"YES! YES! YES! ANOTHER SHOW! AHA IN YOUR FACE! IN YOUR FACE!" Batista exclaimed. "WE GET A SHOW!"

"Good GOD..." Jim Ross facepalmed.

The Dragon Kids look around at the scene, with Toads just shuffling around the stage with props in hand. Some set up palm trees and drums on the sides of the stage, while others put down pillars for more scenery. Natives from the Isle of Delfino were also making their ways to these drums. Some other props can't be seen...but one IS noticeable are some cutouts that are covered with tarps being carried across the stage. One looked like Sonic the Hedgehog. Whatever was happening here...it was to be grand.

"Is...is this really what's going on here now?" JR asked. "Another Mario production?"

"If it is, I think I'm gonna need more popcorn, JR." Batista said. "Did you know his last production at P&G was NEARLY nominated for a Tony? He got screwed, obviously, by that stupid Hamilton show. But he was ALMOST there!"

"I'd love to see where you read these alternative facts." JR said.

The Dragon Kids are so confused. Max just looks around puzzled. And Enrique looks closely. The crowd is still collectively groaning, shouting "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" And despite many's attempts, the earplugs and sleep mask vendors were all being blocked by Toads standing on the steps. All entrances were also being blocked. And it seems Toads were standing at food vendors, eating their food.

"Gee I wonder why security isn't doing anything." JR said. "It's almost like the boss tonight has a Mario bias."

"Mario's a legend, I think he deserves stuff like this." Batista said. "He doesn't ask for much."

"No, Dave. THIS is more than much. This is BEYOND much." JR sighed.

As the crowd continued to boo and chant, "NO!"...there was music playing. A fast beat on the snare of the drums was made. Island music, almost. The crowd continued to boo...

Ok, ok...

...a voice came from the back...Mario's voice...

I see what's happening here

You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange

You don't even know how you feel

It's-a adorable!

Well, it's-a nice to see you fans never change

The crowd looks around, still wondering where Mario was. But they all collectively groaned when hearing that he was singing...and what he was singing...

"You've got to be kidding me..." Kari facepalmed.

Enrique's dumbfounded expression was a very stark contrast to Max. While Enrique was just utterly taken aback by this, Max was a lot more excited to hear the song. He was jumping up and down, clapping happily.

Open your eyes, let's begin

Yes, it's-a me, Mario: breathe it in!

I know it's-a lot: the hat, the bod!

A video on the TitanTron shows...with a shirtless Mario flexing. Needless to say, it...isn't appealing...

"Hey some guys hide their muscle under their fat." Batista said.

"How much fat can someone have over their muscle before they're considered just fat?" Kari asked.

When you're staring at the gaming god!

And NOW Mario bursts out of the back, wearing his signature blue suspenders and red shirt! The man himself jumps through a paper curtain, sliding on his knees onto the stage!

What can I say except you're welcome

For the games and the fun in your lives!

Hey, it's-a okay, it's-a okay

You're welcome

I'm the reason this industry's still alive!

"He's right, y'know." Batista said.

"I wouldn't say it's a complete truth, though." JR said. "Course I don't play video games. I just call wrestling."

Hey!

Who has two feet and stomped E.T.

When Atari went obsolete

It's-a me!

A cardboard cutout of Mario, behind the real Mario, proceeds to stomp out the Atari symbol.

When Bowser rolled

into the kingdom, who burned him from below?

You're lookin' at him, yo...

Another cutout of Mario sends a Bowser cutout into lava...which also crushes a Scorpion cutout...

Oh! Also I jumped to 3D...

You're welcome!

To stretch the planes of reality!

Mario, after a running start, does a triple jump and yells "YEE-HAW!" before landing next to Sonic the Hedgehog in the audience.

And I showed SEGA the door...

You're welcome!

...so their bad consoles can't bother you anymore!

Mario: *Briefly speaks* But it's-a so cute you still try, Sonic. *Pinches his cheek and jumps away*

So what can I say except you're welcome

For saving the game industry!

There's no need to pray, it's okay

You're welcome!

I kill off more fools than MK!

Mario hops on Scorpion's head, and then leaps off to do a mid-air spin so he can helicopter slowly towards the ground.

You're welcome!

You're welcome!

Mario lands on Little Mac's lap, winking at him.

Well, come to think of it...

He leaps off Mac's lap and suddenly appears on the steps, walking down them while beginning his little rap.

Kids, honestly, I can go on and on

I could just gloat about quest I've been on...

The Kingdom, Sarasa, Delfino...

All in a day's work for the one true GOAT!

Mario dips down from the audience, and somehow appears on the 'Tron. He was right next to Chris House backstage for some reason.

Joker took Peach

You know how I felt?

So I took her back and I took Joker's belt!

The cutouts show the exact scenario from Mania IX, including Mario carrying The WWF Title and Peach in his hands...and then

What's the lesson

Oh don't you know?

You'll always lose when you face Mario!

Mario is in the stands, now next to Superman himself. He tap dances while he's near him, smirking the entire time with the smuggest of grins.

This is for all your dumb daughters and sons

So they know 'bout the victories I've won!

Oh...I think I've beat everyone

Look at my vanquished foes run-n-run-run-n-run

Cardboard cutouts of Sonic, Superman, Shawn Michaels, The Tick, Bowser are tap dancing and "skipping" across the stage...and the main event of the show itself, Goku and Scorpion, are front and center...all the while Mario happily tapdances around a stiff as a stone, plainfaced Superman.

Well hey now, Dragon Kids, you're welcome!

(Toads: YOU'RE WELCOME!)

For the history you now know

Hey, it's okay, it's okay

You're welcome!

(Toads: YOU'RE WELCOME!)

And thank you for your Tag Belts, Zero!

Mario now appears right in front of Zero, tap dancing with his nose touching Zero's nose...with the most sinister of grins...

Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome!

(Toads: YOU'RE WELCOME!)

'Cause I'm gonna need that gold!

They're going away, to stay...

You're welcome!

(Toads: YOU'RE WELCOME!)

...at Hotel Mario for vacay!

You're welcome!

(Toads: YOU'RE WELCOME!)

You're welcome!

(Toads: YOU'RE WELCOME!)

The music ends abruptly when Mario jumps in front of The Dragon Kids in the ring, and gets right in their faces as well...

"...You're welcome..." He says in a low tone, dropping the mic right afterwards.

"AND SUPER LUIGI TOO!" And here runs Luigi, who does get a decent pop from the crowd...because at least it wasn't Mario. Luigi then trips, tumbling down the ramp as he grunts and yelps with every time he rolls onto his nose. "OW! OW! OW! OW!"

Though after Mario's...production...the crowd had nothing but ire for the plumber. "YOU CAN'T SING! YOU CAN'T SING! YOU CAN'T SING! YOU CAN'T SING!"

"The crowd letting Mario have it, it seems." Said JR. "I don't blame them, to be honest. What a...show."

"You bet, JR." Batista said; "Kari didn't like it, but I don't trust her artistic stylings anyway. She's friends with a hack musician and likes his music and shares it on Twitter. You know how annoying it is to hear Ishida's wailing on my Twitter feed after she shares it?"

"You don't HAVE to follow me, y'know." Kari said.

"Yeah but...y'know...I like to include you on Planet Batista." Dave said. "I couldn't leave you alone. Charity work for Make-A-Wish kids like you, Madam No Neck."

"Oh thank you, what ever would I do if I wasn't on Planet Batista. Though I swear there's no oxygen there, because it seems its leader is brain dead." Kari deadpanned.

"I thought you two weren't going to debate tonight?" Asked JR.

"I'm not starting anything. I'm just saying words. I'm just an actor." Batista put his hands up in defense.

The referee, Vincent Perry, grabs The Dragon Kids' titles and raises them in the air for all to see. Max was clapping the ENTIRE TIME, as it seems the entire production hyped him up. Enrique was more...critical of it. But he wasn't going to say it to Mario's face. Plus Max enjoyed it. So he felt no need to say anything.

"Well despite that...ROUSING performance from Mario...we still have The World Tag Team Titles of CCW to defend." Said Jim Ross. "The belts have seen a few changes since its inception. Lacrosse The Line, The X-Factors, The Forces of Nature, and The Dragon Kids are the four teams to have held these titles. And it seems to me...that these belts are NOT going to UCA if The Dragon Kids have any words."

"Yeah see you SAY THAT..." Batista said, "...but the Dragon Kids are going against The SUPER MARIO BROS. THREE TIME TAG CHAMPS...in WWE ALONE. UCA, UWE, WCW, NWA, they've won gold WHEREVER they go! And Mario wins a world title wherever HE goes. The Mario Bros. aren't about to lose to three kids who are collectively 5 feet."

"Well ignoring Batista's insults..." Said Kari, "We got a huge tag title match RIGHT HERE and RIGHT NOW. Sooo let's get it started! The winner is going to have to defend their belts at The Twinleaves-ew I shivered."

"That was an orgasm...a very Hawesome orgasm." Batista winked.

"Please never say that garbage again." Jim Ross had to butt in.

The bell rings, and Max starts off with Mario. The Plumber and Max meet in the middle of the ring, where Mario grabs onto Max and holds his hands. He pushes down on him, smirking while sending Max crumbling to his knees with his superior strength. Thankfully, Max manages to slip between Mario's legs quickly and send him flipping forward and onto his back. Max bounces off the ropes, nailing a Dropkick to the right knee of Mario to send him down to his left one. After he bounces off the ropes again, he comes back and Mario catches him for a Sidewalk Slam...but Max spins in the grasp of Mario and delivers a Headscissors Takedown! Mario flips onto his back, and then stands back up to confront Max again. The kid shuffles from side to side, smiling before leaping over Mario and running to the ropes...and then jumping off to Springboard DDT Mario!

(*SKIP*)

Max, running to the near right corner with Luigi chasing him, hops onto it and then pushes off the corner (as Enrique tags himself in) so he can land behind Luigi. Luigi gets punched, and he stumbles backwards into Max. And Max struggles, but manages to lift Luigi for a Back Suplex...

"How the hell can a kid that small lift a grown man?" Batista asked. "Did he take a piss test?"

"You can't say that on Network TV!" Kari exclaimed.

"If CCW and Gwen can show tits on The CW, I can say 'piss'. No child is my superior." Batista said.

...and Enrique springboards off the ropes and comes in with a Springboard Neckbreaker to assist with The Back Suplex!

"They call that, 'Never-Ending Battery!" Kari exclaimed. "I guess it's THEIR take on The Non-Stop Violence and Dudley Death Drop moves."

"Call it what you want, the whole thing is just a takeover. The Dragon Kids have taken this match and made it theirs." JR said.

"The Mario Bros. have some tag rust to work off. All good." Said Batista. "I don't even have any anger towards this. They NEED to look good right now. And it should be in their best interests to end this match NOW...before The Mario Bros. find their groove. The second THAT happens...this match ends up in their favor. Because The Dragon Kids may be able to beat Mario and Luigi...but they can't beat The Mario Bros."

(*SKIP*)

The Slaughterhouse Survival Match is taking its toll on The Dragon Kids. Max is limping around the ring. But he still manages to keep his attention on Luigi, who is in their near right corner. The Champions kick the gut of Luigi after a tag from Max to Enrique. Enrique & Max Suplex Luigi, and then they lift him up and deliver a Double Gutbuster! Luigi rolls away from the corner and goes to the outside floor, which is where he hopes to recover. He gets up, hoping he gets time to NOT GET A SUICIDE SOMERSAULT SENTON FROM ENRIQUE OUT OF NOWHERE! The crowd pops with, "DRAGON KIDS! DRAGON KIDS!" chants! And Enrique gets up and limps around. He pumps a fist, despite his sore body, and yells. "THAT MATCH WON'T SLOW US DOWN!"

"The MATCH is STILL going as FAST as a normal Dragon Kids match!" Exclaimed Jim Ross. "DESPITE the Slaughterhouse Survival, they still have their old energy!"

"They DO..." Said Batista. "...but that won't last forever. They're using WAAAY too much energy!"

"Of course, because they know they need to win NOW before The Mario Bros. start re-adapting." Said Kari.

Enrique throws Luigi back into the ring and tags in Max. Once Luigi gets back in the ring...BACKCRACKER! Enrique with The Springboard Backcracker! And now he runs over and ELBOWS Mario off the apron! Max heads to the top of the near right corner, and he stands tall...

"Mario! Off the apron!" Exclaimed Jim Ross. "Good Lord, THE MATCH IS ABOUT TO GET AN EARLY END!"

"Oh LORD, this is NOT FAIR! Luigi kick out!" Batista cried. "THE UPSET WIN OVER THE LEGENDS!"

...

...450 SPLASH! MAX PINS LUIGI IN THE RING AFTER HOLDING HIS RIBS IN PURE PAIN! AND ENRIQUE EXCITEDLY CLAPS AS THE CROWD COUNTS!

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2...

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MARIO PULLS LUIGI OUT OF THE RING!

"OH THANK GOD!" Exclaimed Batista. "THAT was a close one!"

"But Enrique is coming back out!" Exclaimed Kari. "He's-OH! MARIO WITH A VICIOUS UPPERCUT! THAT 1-UPPERCUT! VINTAG MARIO!"

A HUGE Jumping Uppercut SLASM into the jaw of a Suicide Diving Enrique as he tried to go through the ropes! He lays limp between the ropes, and Luigi slides back into the ring while Enrique is thrown out of the ropes! And Max rolls under a Clothesline from Luigi and springboards off the ropes. Luigis Crossbodied, and yet he rolls backwards and holds ONTO ENRIQUE...SUPRISE POWER FROM LUIGI! AND NOW HE TURNS IT INTO THE GREEN LIGHTNING (Swinging Fisherman's Neckbreaker)! And with Max down, Luigi tags in Mario...and Luigi holds Max up to his feet. And Luigi pushes Max off, and then pulls him onto his shoulders AND Mario's shoulders...DOUBLE FIREMAN'S CARRY FACEBUSTER! Mario pins Max!

1...

2...

Max kicks out!

"And NOOOW THESE KIDS ARE SCREWED!" Exclaimed Batista. "The Super Mario Bros. are FULLY HEATED UP! They're getting their groove back!"

"DESPITE their attempts to end it early, The Dragon Kids COULDN'T do it! They tried their BEST...but now The SUPER MARIO BROS. are back in the groove of things!" Exclaimed JR.

(*SKIP*)

Max tries to come back, springboarding off the ropes with a 450 Splash onto a Standing Mario...BUT MARIO CATCHES MAX, and then backs into his corner. Luigi tags in, and Luigi heads to the top of the far left corner. And he dives off TO MISSILE DROPKICK THE HEAD OF MAX BEFORE MARIO SPINS HIM OFF FOR A SITOUT WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER! Luigi pins Max!

1...

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2...

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Max kicks out!

"Max being ISOLATED himself!" Exclaimed JR. "The Mario Bros. are one of the all time GREATEST Tag Teams in wrestling history. The Dragon Kids didn't beat Team 2D. But can they beat these two?"

"If they couldn't beat 2D, they can't beat The Mario Bros." Said Batista. "BY THEMSELVES...they're amazing. TOGETHER...all time greats."

(*SKIP*)

The Dragon Kids are on a slide now. And Max is busy trying to hold onto the ropes, with Luigi tripping Max over with a kick to the back of his legs. "Sorry! We want the gold!" He says, the more polite of The Mario Bros. trying to apologize for his actions before he maims him. Luigi lifts him...Vertical Suplex...

...but Max escapes, and he manages to get behind Luigi and bounce off the ropes. He comes back, and Max DROPKICKS Luigi in the legs! Luigi gets up slowly, and Max springboards and dives off INTO A CATCH AND THEN A LIFT AND A URANAGE BACKBREAKER! Max holds his back, and Luigi picks Max BACK up...and lifts him...IMPALER DDT TO THE HEAD!

"And The Cereal Killers...specifically The Rabbit...tried to scoop out the brains of Max & Enrique." JR shook his head, "That's a sensitive spot for them right now!"

(*SKIP*)

Luigi tags in Mario, and Mario commands him to lower Max. Mario runs the ropes as Luigi gulps and holds Max head first INTO A GIANT FOREARM TO THE SKULL! Max's head, which was once stapled open, is slowly breaking apart and gushing blood once more. Max is dropped onto the floor, and Mario goes down and pins them both. 1...2...KICKOUT! Max STILL survives, but Mario's red glove is a sign of one thing...Mario was going to do ANYTHING to win a belt.

"That's pretty gruesome..." Said JR. "I think Mario's going to go to nasty right now. This guy's DESPERATE for a title right now."

"Mario hasn't been beltless for a YEAR..." Said Kari. "I think he's going through belt withdrawal."

"What makes you say that?" Asked Batista.

In the ring, Mario was ELBOWING the skull of Max repeatedly! And blood was SPEWING from Max's head while Mario just viciously! There's blood on his elbow, but that matters NOT to him. That gold was the only thing on his mind right now.

(*SKIP*)

Max grabs the ropes, and then springboards off to GET CAUGHT by Mario again! Mario puts Max onto his shoulders and runs forward...

...

...

...

...NINTENDOZER-TURNED INTO A TORNADO DDT TO MARIO! Mario falls onto his head and holds it, writhing on the ground. Max...trying his best to crawl over towards to Enrique...

...and Mario gets up...

...and Enrique...holding out his hands...

...

...

...

...and Max jumps-MARIO JUMPS AT MAX-AND ENRIQUE MANAGES TO GET THE TAG! ENRIQUE LEAPS IN AND PLANCHAS ONTO MARIO!

"AND ENRIQUE IN THE MATCH AGAIN! ENRIQUE TRYING TO RECREATE THE EARLY MATCH'S SPLENDOR!" Exclaimed Jim Ross. "ENRIQUE BACK IN!"

Enrique runs as fast as he can, despite the pain, in order to take Mario BACK down! Mario comes back, and Enrique springboards off the ropes and SLAMS his knee into Mario with The Valderrama (Springboard High Knee)! Mario backs up, and Enrique comes back up and Mario lands in the near right corner. Enrique backs into the far left corner...and then runs forward...

...and OLE KICK (Helluva Kick)! Mario would fall out of the near right corner, and Enrique gets on the apron. He pulls on them...

...and springboards off to NAIL A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!

(*SKIP*)

Enrique climbs to the top...

...at the top of the near right corner, Enrique stands tall...and he jumps off...

"A dive off the top..." Said JR. "And Enrique-AND OVER THE TOP AND INTO THE KNEES OF MARIO!"

"Mario got the knees up, and Enrique on the ground..." Kari looked up.

Mario runs the ropes...and Mario ACTUALLY springboards off the ropes AND NAILS A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ONTO ENRIQUE!

"OH LORD!" Kari exclaimed. "MARIO WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!"

"AND NOW A RUNNING SENTON!" Exclaimed JR. "Mario pulling out his old High-Flying moveset! One of the all time best jumpers in the business! You sometimes forget how NIMBLE he can get!"

Super Mario Bros. tag, and Luigi comes in with a climb to the top of their corner...AND A DIVING LEG DROP! LUIGI PINS THE CHAMPION!

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Enrique kicks out, but Luigi SMASHES a right hand into the face of Enrique! And Max tries to run in-BUT MARIO PULLS HIM OFF BY HIS LEG! FACE FIRST ONTO THE APRON!

"MARIO WITH THE PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!" Exclaimed JR. "Enrique all alone with Luigi!"

"He's trying to fight back, but it ain't happening! Look at his little kitty pawing!" Exclaimed Batista. "He hits that Luigi Screwdriver...Enrique's going NIGHT NIGHT."

Enrique fights as HARD as he can! Rights and lefts to the face! To the body! To the legs! BUT ENRIQUE GETS A BIG KNEE! Enrique's ribs get a hit, and he stumbles...

...so Enrique is grabbed in a Front Headlock. The crowd knows what is coming NEXT...

...Enrique manages to slip behind Luigi, though, and begins Shoot Kicking the legs of Luigi! As quick as he can, Enrique cuts Luigi down! And now...a jump...

...

...Backcracker IS CAUGHT, ALLOWING LUIGI TO HOLD HIM LIKE A BACKPACK.

...SHIFT HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS...

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...THE PILEDRIVER PART OF THE LUIGI SCREWDRIVER DROPS ENRIQUE ON HIS HEAD!

"LUIGI FINISHES THE SCREWDRIVER! THE SITOUT PILEDRIVER HALF, WITH MAX NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!" Exclaimed JR.

"END IT! FINISH IT, BOYS!" Batista exclaimed.

Luigi tags on Mario, he heads to the top of their corner! AND LUIGI BASEBALL SLIDES MAX AGAIN!

Mario climbs to the top...and he raises a fist in the air to huge boos. "GREATEST...CHAMPION...EVER!"

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...SUPER MARIO SPLASH! IT CONNECTS! AND MARIO HOOKS BOTH LEGS!

"MARIO! INSPIRATION FROM ART BARR! THE FROG SPLASH LEAPS OUT FROM CALAVERAS COUNTY AND RIGHT INTO GOLD TERRITORY!" Exclaimed JR.

"THE CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE GOING TO UCA! AH YEAH!" Exclaimed Batista. "AND XCW! AND HELL, WWE MAY RE-SIGN MARIO CAUSE OF THIS!"

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TWO...

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THR-MAX FLIPS OVER LUIGI'S HEAD AND 450 SPLASHES ONTO MARIO! IT BREAKS UP THE PIN!

"OH LORD, WHERE DID MAX COME FROM!?" Asked Kari.

"MAX CAME FROM THE TOP OF HIS TEAM'S CORNER!" Exclaimed JR. "HE NEEDED TO GET OVER LUIGI, AND HE MAY HAVE SAVED CCW'S TAG TITLES!"

Luigi THROWS Max out of the ring, and Luigi follows him to keep him occupied.

Meanwhile, Mario tries to get up...Enrique struggling as well. Mario holds his back and stumbles into the ropes. He turns around as Enrique gets up. And Mario puts his fists together, and then stalks Enrique. The Dragon Kid stumbles backwards...Mario goes to clamp down on the neck with a Super Mario Finale...

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...PELE KICK! Enrique manages a desperation Pele! Mario stumbles around the ring, and ENRIQUE GIVES ONE MORE BACKCRACKER! AND NOW TO THE ROPES! THE CORNER! ENRIQUE STANDING ON THE FAR LEFT CORNER!

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...COLOMBIAN SPLASH...

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...IS HALTED THANKS TO PEACH SLIDE

INGINTO THE RING TO HOP ON MARIO!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOO!

"Now what the hell is she doing here?" Asked JR as Peach screamed about Mario being hurt.

"She's checking on her loved one!" Exclaimed Batista. "You wouldn't be whining if that pink haired chick checked on Enrique!"

"Well SHE isn't here because our 'president' is a pervert!" Exclaimed JR. "And I DOUBT she'd do this!"

"...Also isn't she like ten...and Enrique like six?" Asked Snob. "I know I know, this isn't my match. But...still. I want this explained."

Peach checks on Mario, lifting his head while telling the referee to stay back. She holds him close...

Crowd: BUUULLSHIIIT! BUUULLSHIIIT!

"These slackjawed virgins don't know about love." Batista said.

Vincent Perry tries to get Peach to move, but she will NOT GO...

...SO A SURPRISE APPEARANCE FROM STEPHANIE MAKES HER GO! THE LAZYTOWN LADY PULLS PEACH OUT OF THE RING BY HER LEG!

"AND SPEAKING OF STEPHANIE, HERE SHE COMES TO EVEN THIS OUT! ENRIQUE & MAX SAVED BY THEIR VALET!"

"SHE PUT HER HANDS ON A ROYAL!" Exclaimed Batista. "SHE COULD CAUSE AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT! THE MUSHROOM KING COULD SEND TROOPS TO LAZYTOWN NOW!"

"Oh STOP being ridiculous!" Exclaimed Kari.

Enrique smiles at Stephanie and gives her a thumbs up for the assistance. She smiles and waves back at him, and now she-KICKS LUIGI OFF OF HIM! Luigi tried to pull him off, but Enrique gives him a kick to the head. And now he-GETS THE 1-UPPERCUT ONCE AGAIN! MARIO WITH THE PLAN HE HAD WORKING! DISTRACTIONS GALORE ALLOW HIM TO PULL ENRIQUE OFF THE CORNER AND ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!

"OH OF COURSE!" Kari exclaimed. "It STILL works!"

"And Mario, with Enrique on his shoulders!" Batista exclaimed. "Guys YOU EXCITED?"

"JUBILANT." JR replied.

Mario runs forward...

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...Enrique slips out...

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...and MARIO CATCHES A HEADSCISSORS, AND DROPS ENRIQUE TO GRAB HIM FOR THE MARIO SPECIAL!

"COBRA CLUTCH!" Exclaimed JR. "Sgt. Slaughter and COBRA Commander smiling...or maybe frowning in the former's case! Enrique fading reak quick! But you KNOW he just needs to tire him out for now!"

"Enrique needed to be worn down, all so Mario could lift Enrique back up." Kari said *tap*. "NO resistance!"

Enrique is limp on Mario's shoulders...

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...and FINALLY! MARIO ROLLS HIM WITH THE NINTENDOZER (Rolling Fireman's Carry)! RIGHT AS MAX SHOOTING STAR PRESSES ONTO MARIO FROM OUT OF NOWHERE ONCE AGAIN! MAX WITH ATHLETICISM!

"OH GOD! WHERE THE HELL DID HE LEARN THAT!?" Batista shouted. "AND WHERE DID HE COME FROM NOW!?"

"MAX BLIND TAGGED IN WHEN MARIO WASN'T LOOKING!" Kari exclaimed. "HE SET UP EVERYTHING WELL! HE MAY BE FOUR, BUT THE TIMING WAS EXCELLENT!"

"SOMETHING TELLS ME HANGING AROUND THE BROWN FAMILY GAVE MAX SOME NEW IDEAS! HE'S GOING TO PAY FOR THAT MOVE PHYSICALLY LATER..." JR shouted as Max pins Mario...

ONE...

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TWO...

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THREE!

"...BUT BAH GAWD, HE CAN BE PROUD OF THIS RIGHT NOW! BEATING THE LEGENDARY TAG TEAM OF THE SUPER MARIO BROS.!"

"DRAGON KIDS WIN!" Exclaimed Kari. "GOOD show!"

"The legendary team DEFEATED by the young guns...oh geez." Batista groaned. "Fine...props I guess. That's a huge win...just wanted my childhood to return."

"Well sorry Dave!" Kari exclaims as the bell rings, "But The Dragon Kids EARNED this victory as well! No matter what ANYONE says, The Dragon Kids keep pushing despite their injuries! They're bloody from the top of their heads, and they may pay for this with a lot of soreness later. BUT MAN they beat THE SUPER MARIO BROS. That's HUUUGE..."

The WWT Announcer declares for all...

"Here are your winners; and STILL The CCW World Tag Team Champions...The Dragon Kids!"

The WWT Announcer declares for all...

"Here are your winners; and STILL The CCW World Tag Team Champions...The Dragon Kids!"

...and Stephanie comes into the ring, holding their tag championships. She hands Max's belt to him, then sees Enrique roll into the ring and hands him his belt. The kids...did not have the energy to stand up. After ALL OF THAT, along with Sudden Death, the kids just wanted to lay down and stare into the lights. "WE BELIEVED! WE BELIEVED!" The crowd chants happily, with another happy ending to a Dragon Kids' title defense. Mario...well he was outside, just having Peach tend to his wounds. And Luigi was being carried off by Yoshi (who Daisy brought out). Everyone (even the random guy in the crowd who held up a sign saying, "They're Fighting Because of Carmella"; but he's just a smart mark, ignore him) was satisfied for the most part...

...even The Trinity backstage. Emao III & Vlad watched this with Lish, who just put her hands on their shoulders and rubbed them.

...along with The Freemans in the crowd, while Riley rubbed his hands together...

...and The Sony Saints, all three talking strategy for Jak & Ratchet while they hang around a crew of other Sony characters...

...and The Erupting Eds, who sat back and chilled in the audience with The XCW crew, ready to represent CWF tonight...

...and shall we forget The Blake Bros. 2.0, who was hanging around the backstage silently watching...

...Hamon Beat watched from the back too, Caesar staying stone-faced while Joseph crossed his arms (he seemed upset about something)...

...Michael Kahale & Dakota watched alongside New Rome in the audience, Jason patting them on the back...

...and we can even see The X-Dynamics watching this together backstage...

...and then someone bumps into The X-Dynamics...

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...The Wolves.

Garnering a sizable pop, the trio walks out with Erik in front and Reigns & Ambrose to the side...

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...and elsewhere, was another team with a good pop. The Rebirth. Nathan Drake, after walking away with Crunch from The Sony meet-up, catches up with Jonesy so they can walk out together.

And then the shot pans to the titles on a golden hook that's on another hook, all hanging above the ring. The ladders are being brought out, and the people begin to cheer lowly...

"Well next up folks...WAR." JR said. "WOLVES...LEGION...REBIRTH...ONE ON ONE! STAY TUNED!"

(Commercial)