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Little Sai went to the same elementary school as Naruto and Sasuke. The latter he didn't like that much but Naruto he liked enough to make up for his dislike towards Sasuke, so he hung around the two of them.

And he found out that while he had thought that his mind was twisted, there existed something much more crooked in the world. And that would be Naruto and Sasuke.

"Sasuke has a major brother complex," Naruto said as they were trying to get to know each other a little bit better. Sasuke only blushed and muttered some objections until he pointed out that Naruto was the one hellbent on being his father's bride.

Naruto only smiled widely and agreed very loudly that yes, it was the most true thing about him.

And so Sai found himself being almost moved by Naruto's passionate (so, so twisted) confession and decided that Naruto should hold onto what he had held precious for sometime now.

"What is this?" Naruto asked after Sai had placed the ring, his treasure, into his hands.

"It's a gift," Sai said while smiling, "you should give it to someone special."

Naruto smiled a lot and thanked him a lot because his daddy sure was special and everyone liked gifts. And after the school was out and Minato came to pick him up, Naruto took the ring from his pocket and gifted his father with it while declaring his everlasting love.

Minato, upon taking a peek as to what lied on his son's hands and seeing a cockring, almost drove the car off a cliff.