Hehehe, you guys asked for it...so here it is! Chapter 4, the beginning of the party. But the beginning is at the end...that didn't make sense. Mind you it's really just the beginning of the party, the good stuff will be in the next chapter, for sure, I promise!! Well, just read and you'll see. Remember, I am hungry for reviews... after the first 8 (thannks to everybody who reviewed, you guys are awesome), I was like, oh yeah! More more more! So thanks a bunch and you'll loooove this chapter!!!!!!
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It was Tuesday evening, the sky was nearing sunset. Tsunade lay the papers she had been shuffling on her over crowded desk.
The Hokage was feeling a bit drowsy after a hard day at work, so she leaned back in her chair, plopped her feet on the table, and started to relax. It was a good thing Shizune just went out to gather my reports, thought Tsunade, knowing that she would have said something like, 'Tsunade, get your feet of the table we have work to do! Or 'Tsunade, we don't have time for a rest, get up, get up, get up, blah blah blah, etc.'
Tsunade sighed and smiled. Shizune was a great help (and not to mention pain in the ass sometimes). But she just didn't value sweet relaxation. The Hokage started to doze off...
Tsunade was in a field filled with beautiful flowers. She felt strangely happy. She looked down at her clothes and gasped. She was wearing her green robe with the fishnets. The clothes she wore when she was a little genin. She felt her hair. In a pony tail, they way it had been so long ago. She felt her chest. Well, ummm, you can guess that it was the same as it was back then.
Tsunade looked around, and sure enough, saw the young Orochimaru and Jiraiya were sitting on either side of her, smiling. But not one of those friendly smiles. No, the grins they were giving her were the creepy kind of smiles, the ones that came with wide staring eyes. It was the I'm-gonna-rape-you-than-kill-you looks. And they were looking at her.
When they didn't change facial expressions, Tsunade stood up and said, "WTF is wrong with you guys?" She waved a hand in front of their faces. But the expressions didn't change.
Instead they said in unison, "It's going to start soon. Won't that be fun, Tsunade?"
Before she had time to answer, a giant 20ft. tall Naruto came running towards them. He was laughing, and occasionally saying, "Believe it, Tsunade!"
"Look out!" Tsunade screamed at her team- mates as the huge feet threatened to squash them. But they didn't move. They were still smiling as they got squished by the big feet.
Tsunade ducked out of the way and rolled down the side of a hill. She landed on a patch of red spotted mushrooms.
Before she knew it, the mushrooms started changing. Black, shiny, bowl-shaped hair stared sprouting where the caps should have been. Fire-filled eyes and overly bleached white teeth appeared on the stalks. They were the heads of Gai Maito and Rock Lee. Tsunade screamed.
"Youth...Tsunade, YOUTH!!! Said the similar faces. "What about it?" She asked, startled and confused.
"Find us the magical lotus blossom!!! Tsunade, Tsunade, TSUNADE!!!!"
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"Tsunade, Tsunade, wake UP!!!!" yelled Shizune.
Tsunade woke with a start, her feet which were on the table knocked over the papers she had been stackinga framed photo of her punching Jiraiya in the faceand her sake bottle. The picture and bottle smashed on the floor and the papers scattered everywhere. Tsunade shrieked.
Holy crap! She thought. That was one hell of a screwed up dream!
"What's wrong, Hokage Tsunade?" Asked Shizune, alarmed.
Tsunade panted. "I-it's nothing. J-just a, a nightmare, t-that's all." Tsunade shuttered at the thought of it. She straightened up. "Yes, well, what is it, Shizune?"
"Ma'am, there's an ANBU here to see you." said Shizune.
"Okay, let 'em in."
Shizune opened the door to Tsunade's office. A female ANBU with yellow hair and a mouse mask came in and bowed before the Hokage.
"What's up, Minnie Mouse?" Asked Tsunade, taking a look at that mask she could have swore had come from Disney World.
The ANBU scowled. "I have a name you know, great Hokage."
"Whatever. Just get to the point." Oh my God thought Tsunade. Do they really think I give a damn?
"Well," started the ANBU, trying to control her anger. "We have had a lot of people calling the ANBU for legal problems, Hokage. People started off with calling the official ANBU hotline (1-800-ANBU) to report burglaries, which was not our job, but we helped the people out with the robberies none the less,"
"Continue." Said the Hokage.
"Well, than the citizens started acting like we were the police or something. They called us for suing, restraining orders, and other legal cases. They've demanded lawyers, court cases, and many other things that we know only you can do. For God's sake, I think we've had about 6 restraining orders filed, all against this one kid."
"Let me guess, Naruto Uzumaki?" Asked Tsunade, knowing what a little fruitcake he was.
"Actually no, miss. They were for a kid named Kiba Inuzuka. Well, moving on. The ANBU would greatly appreciate it if you could notify the townspeople that if they want a legal case, not to call us, but to call you?"
"Sure, yeah, whatever." said Tsunade, who was very sleepy and annoyed at this point. "I'll get right on it. Now kindly get the hell out of my office."
The ANBU was very pissed off at this lazy, good-for-nothing woman. Whoever chose her to be Hokage must have been very wasted...she thought. Of course, it was Pervy Sanin, Jiraiya who chose her. "Fine." She said, and muttered, "Bitch." under her breath, than high-tailed it out of the office in case Tsunade heard her.
"Shizune, you heard the woman." Said Tsunade. "Now gather some people and get started."
"But ma'am, what am I supposed to do?" Asked Shizune.
Tsunade sighed. Dose anybody but me actually use their brain around here? "Make some flyers or posters. Maybe even billboards. Think of a catchy slogan. And then post them around town."
"Yes, Hokage, right away." Shizune scrambled out the door.
"Finally." Tsunade said. She placed her feet back on the table, and went to sleep.
Several hours later
Shizune hurried back into the room, finished with the poster. "Tsunade, Tsunade, Tsunade, TSUNADE, wake UP, godammit!!!"
"Huh, what!" said a disgruntled Tsunade as she woke up from her luckily dreamless sleep. "Oh, right, the poster! Let's see it, then!"
Shizune reached into her bag and pulled out a scroll. She unfurled it to reveal a sign that said:
Having legal problems?
WHO YA GONNA CALL?
Not the ANBU!
Call the Hokage! We'll help with suing, court cases, restraining orders, and any other legal needs your crazy little brains can think up! You know the number! It's in the phone book! So call now!
"Hmmm, not bad Shizune, not bad at all. Just stick a picture of me in the middle and it'll be fine. Now fix it and after you're done, get a few of those useless little midgets from the academy to help you put them up. Than go to Minnie Mouse and tell her."
"Right away, Tsunade!"
"Oh, and while you're at it, pick me up some more sake."
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Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno were sitting in their meeting place. They were ready to discuss their encounters with the other teams.
"I'll go first! BELIEVE IT!" Said Naruto while Sakura sweat dropped. "YEAH!! Well I went to Shino and Kiba, and Kiba was all like talkin' funny, right, and–."
"Yeah, we'd really love to hear the rest of your story, Naruto, but you forgot the most important rule, LADIES FIRST! Chaa!!!" said Sakura as she punched him on the head.
Sasuke spoke up. "Will you both just shut the hell up? I already know that all the teams from Konoha have been invited, as well as the sand team. So you can–."
"Oh Yeah!!! Mission accomplished!!!" yelled Naruto, as he broke into the Mission: Impossible theme song again. "Dun-dun doo-dah, dun-dun, doo-waah!"
"Stupid!! This is not Mission: Impossible, we obviously did the mission so how can it be impossible? You really astound me with your stupidity–." Sakura stopped her insufferable nagging when she saw the death glare on Sasuke's face. "Oh! Sorry Sasuke, go ahead and finish your sentence!"
"As I was saying, you can go home now, all we have to do is wait for the party on Saturday. That's it." And without another word, he was on his way home.
"Well, I'm outta here." Sakura said with a sickening glance at Naruto.
"Hold on Sakura, don't you think it would have just been easier to ask Neji or Hinata in the first place? Or we could've just waited for the party." asked the blonde.
"Naruto, you were the one who got all excited about this mission. And besides Sasuke's plans are always genius, no matter how ridiculous or pointless they are, and–oops!! I did not just say that out loud, I–." Sakura giggled nervously. "Well, I'm leaving. See you tomorrow, hehehe!"
Sakura left with a last nervous chuckle, leaving Naruto all alone. Well, I guess I'd better go home too, It's getting late. We'll tell Kakashi-sensei about the party at training tomorrow. The party! I can't wait! And with that the Uzumaki boy went home to his parentless apartment, excited for the party on Saturday.
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It was a humid Saturday morning, the day of the big party. Some people, like Naruto, were pumped. Others, like Sasuke, couldn't care less. And some, like Shikamaru, were brushing the party off as, 'too troublesome.'
None the less, everybody was getting prepared.
Naruto changed his underwear for the special occasion. He also put on Secret deodorant. He liked the girly smell a lot. He thought the commercial was catchy, too.
Sasuke spent and extra 2 hours getting his hair in the right shape.
Sakura spent about 3 hours deciding on what to wear, but after ripping apart her closet and a temper tantrum or two, she ended up wearing her regular ninja attire (after calling Ino 100 times to ask her what everybody else was going to wear).
Chouji ate an extra large breakfast (do you know how big that would be?) He also had a super size brunch, lunch, and afternoon snack.
Shikamaru rolled out of bed exactly an hour before the party, and Ino had to drag him along to make sure he didn't think it was too troublesome to go to.
Ino herself woke up early and paid a visit to the beauty parlour, and got the whole make over deal, mani-pedi, makeup, and hair. And then of course she whipped out her daddy's credit card to pay for the whole damn thing. While she was there, she thought she saw a bunch of people in black cloaks with red clouds getting their nails done, too.
Kiba practiced a few pick-up lines to use on any hot girls at the party, and also looked on Google for more ghetto talk, and practiced that in front of the mirror, too. He also brushed and flossed his and Akamaru's fangs so his 'irresistible' smile would be sure to impress the ladies. Maybe we could play 7 minutes in heaven, hehehe... he thought.
Shino did nothing except wonder why he was going to this party in the first place. I'd be better looking up Harry Potter 7 rumours on the internet...he thought. But then again, It was just a party. He could look up Harry Potter shit any old time he wanted. Oh, the heck with it.
Hinata sat in front of her vanity trying to make her self look nice. Soon she would go with Neji in the entrance hall and wait for the guests. She reminded herself not to pass out when she saw Naruto (even though he would just be dressed in his orange jumpsuit).
Rock Lee pulled on his green spandex jumpsuit of youth, gave his hair a brush, and gave his 'nice guy' pose in front of the mirror, complete with sparklies and everything. He gave Gai-sensei a youthful hug before running off to the Hyuuga mansion.
Neji washed his long, beautiful hair with his precious Herbal Essences shampoo before the party, and also a spritz of Axe body spray that Kiba had given him. He had been hanging out with Kiba a lot, when he wasn't busy with the party or training. Kiba didn't talk gangsta with him(he mostly did that to annoy Shino) they talked surfer like, "Heeey, dude! What's up!" or "Totally awesome, dude!" Yeah, that Kiba was quite a character.
Tenten's hair was in buns as usual, and she was wondering if they would have a kareoke contest or something, she thought she was a pretty good singer.
Waaay over in the desert in Suna, Kankuro was thinking about which way he should wear his face makeup that he stole from Temari and had been using for many years. He really should get his own one of these days.
Gaara sat on his bed, just staring into space. He thought of this so-called 'party,' and he thought maybe he would be able to make some friends, other than his teddy bear. So he moved to the mirror and started applying eyeliner and mascara that he also stole from Temari. And they think it's insomnia...he thought.
Temari also stood near her mirror, putting her hair up into 4 pigtails, and wondering where some of her makeup went. She also couldn't wait to see Shikamaru. Hmmm... but that blonde bitch will be all over him, I'll have to introduce her to my fan, she thought with a chuckle.
So when everybody was ready, they all headed on over to the Hyuuga Mansion.
Tenten and Rock Lee were the first ones there. Hinata was waiting in the entrance hall with Neji when they entered.
Wow, they got a nice place, thought Tenten. The entrance hall was painted white, and lined with gold. Pictures of the Hyuuga's ancestors were lined among the wall, and there were potted ferns in the corners. A long table carried hors d'oeuvres for them to eat. And there was a looong spiral staircase leading up, up, up!!!!
"YOSH!" said none other than Rock Lee. "What a youthful humble abode!! I am honored to be in such a place bursting with youth!!!! It reminds me of the Lotus blossom!!! Yosh!!!!" Lee started to cry.
Neji rolled his eyes. "Shut up, Lee. There is no lotus blossoms in my house, and if there were, I wouldn't invite you to my house, because you'd probably start making out with it."
Tenten uttered a very high-pitched giggle, hoping that Neji would notice her. Mmmm, is that Axe he's wearing? Tenten thought as he passed by her. But he kept on going to the French doors to see if anybody else arrived yet.
One by one, the teams arrived. Ino dragged a sleepy Shikamaru in next, followed by Chouji. Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke came after. Neji and Kiba high-fived and said, "Duuude! What is up?!" As he came in with Akamaru and Shino. The sand squad was the last to get there, and once the teams were all assembled, they started devouring the hors d'oeuvres on the table.
It was a scene of chaos.
"A-ahem...attention e-every-y b-b-b-ody!" squeaked Hinata. But every body was too busy stuffing their pie-holes like muddy, filthy, overweight pigs in Old Mc. Donald's farm. Sasuke, Shino, and Gaara were sitting in separate corners, acting all emo (well not quite emo, but you know what I mean) and bored. Shino started reading the Harry Potter book he stored in his jacket.
"Hey, Hinata whadder dese dings?" Asked Kiba, his and Akamaru's mouths full of a weird substance. He waved what looked like a tentacle covered in chocolate pudding in front of her face.
"I-it's-." But before she could finish her sentence, Everybody came up to her, waving food in front of her face, and spitting food from their stuffed faces onto her jacket. Chouji was plowing through the whole table. "OMG, is this still alive?" screamed Temari, holding a questionable food item and waving it in the air. As soon as she said it, Ino and Sakura started running around screaming and throwing whatever food was in their hands against the wall. "Did you make all this food, Hinata?" Asked Kankuro.
Before she had time to answer, she heard a crash. She whipped around to see Naruto and Kiba playing catch with the priceless vases they had sitting on pillars. One had smashed on the floor. "HE DID IT!!" Screamed Naruto as he pointed an accusing finger at Rock Lee, who was standing right next to him.
"I would never do such an un-youthful thing! Yosh!"
Jesus, Joseph and Mary! Thought Hinata. Daddy's gonna murder me!"
Naruto took off and whipped out a black Sharpie, and drew a moustache and other immature things on a picture of a fat man with a unibrow. The picture fell off it's hook and landed right on top of Shikamaru's head, who had been dozing off directly beneath it.
Hinata shrieked and looked to Neji for help. But Neji was holding a pina colada, and acted as though the young ninjas weren't wreaking havoc all over the entrance hall. He was having a conversation with Sakura while Tenten stared at them jealously behind a potted plant.
"So Neji," Sakura said. "Where's you're uncle? I know he would never let you have a party like this," she said with a glance at Naruto, who was now poking Gaara, trying to get him to 'come out and play'.
"Well, he's on a mission with my younger cousin." answered Neji.
"Ya hear that!! Hyuuga's uncle's on a mission!!! WOO HOO!!!" Said some dumbass.
Everybody whooped with joy and started making even more of a mess.
Neji walked away to get some more food. Here's my chance, thought Tenten as Sakura stood there for a while. Tenten was about to pounce when Kiba came up to her and said, "May I have this dance?" She had no idea what he was talking about, but she got up, and saw that Sakura went to chat with Ino.
Hinata was frantic at this point. She talked to Neji about the chaos, but he only told her that the cleaning lady would take care of the mess. She tried to relax and enjoy all the craziness, but she was just too much of a neat freak. She liked everything in order.
Sakura and Ino were now trying to flirt with Sasuke, who had his pink I- pod and the volume of his emo music turned all the way up. Naruto was screaming, "Take it off! WOO!" to no one in particular, trying to act like he was drunk. Kiba was about to ask Ino if she wanted to dance, and Temari was picking (or should I say hitting) on Shikamaru, who was trying to sleep despite all the noise. Gaara was hugging his teddy, and Shino and Kankuro were in deep conversation about X- Box 360's. Rock Lee was telling Tenten the exact definition of youth (for the hundredth time.) And Chouji was still working on the snack table.
Hinata had an idea to get every body to shut the hell up, so she went over to Neji. "N-neji, w-wouldn't it b-be g-good if we went u-upstairs to p-play some g-games?"
"Oh, yeah." Said Neji. "HEY, EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" He yelled. When he had got everybody's attention he said, "We're going upstairs now."
And with that, phase two of the party began.
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Wow, the party went a little farther than I expected, but that's what you guys wanted, wasn't it! Yeah, my longest one yet, 12 pages!!! But I'm happy with it, and I hope you guys are too. For the next chapter, expect a kareoke contest, hehehe. With a twist. Oh, and with Neji and Kiba being friends, it was in some hilarious flashes that I saw, and I liked it!:) Remember, I don't own anything copyrighted in this story. But I do own the story itself. Duh. Well I had a lot of fun writing this chapter, and I hope I'll start on the next one soon. Remember, I write on Friday and Saturday nights mostly, maybe on the weekdays. Well, I'll see you next time and please review!!!
