Chapter Four: Back to the Clutch
SPOV
SHIT! ADAM'S BIRTHDAY!
PPOV
"What?" I asked. I mean, she was perfectly normal and all and suddenly she jumps up and starts leaving… women…
"God, don't tell me you're going all guilty!" I groaned. Suze is attractive and all but having to deal with another oh-god-I-kissed-Paul-Slater situations makes me consider staying away. But only consider; hell, where would be the fun in that?
SPOV
Oh, hell, I am so late! God, Adam and Cee-Cee are going to kick my ass! And all that just because I was kissing Paul Slater! ARGH!
And then he goes on moaning about my guilt complex! Who does he THINK he is! I mean, he might be hot –especially that chest of his… (Sigh)- But HELLO ego!
But then, when a guy puts that much grease in his hair, well…what'd you expect? Though he has laid it down slightly… hmmm, am considering possibility of dating scene with Paul…
PPOV
It can get kind of tiring trying to seduce a feisty seventeen year old like Suze. Hell, I've been working on her for, GOD, how long? Must be about a year and a half… The things I do for this girl…
So, yeah, I'm just lying on the couch, looking irresistible, and when I finally get her attention she snaps at me, "What are you waiting for?"
I mean, seriously, it took a hell of a lot of persuasion to get her to accept to enter my lair and when things were FINALLY getting interesting I was supposed to just let her leave –or should I say, drop her off… Too many chick flicks must have addled her brain…
"To do what?" I asked, okay, I was pissed. I mean, how could she be kissing me like that, and then just start packing up to go and meet her weird friends? I mean, if I were some lame kisser with an ugly face who didn't work out, sure, I would encourage her to run away. But, um, me? Yeah, I'm Paul Slater! Seriously, I think I have to take a psychology class, just to understand how the female mind works…
SPOV
I just realized, the whole dating-scene with Paul Slater, not gonna happen! The guy is just lying on the couch wasting my time –well, okay, not wasting it, I got to check out his amazing abs while I glared at him- and being all seductive. Doesn't he get it! Suze NOT INTERESTED! Men…
When I finally got him to move his gorgeous butt –you did not hear that from me- I arrived about thirty minutes late at Adam's Birthday thingy, GOD, I AM THE WORST POSSIBLE FRIEND! –apart maybe for Paul Slater, I have a feeling he's not exactly…reliable.
So, yeah, I was waiting for Cee-Cee to wack me for being late at her Prince Charming's gathering… But, uh, it seemed that they had found someone to entertain them.
PPOV
What the fuck was pretty boy Sean doing with Suze's friends! 'Not interested in her' my ass! I am going to kick that asshole's butt, that is, after I break his jaw.
SPOV
A very entertaining someone, at that: Sean, the new class hottie. It seems that they sure know how to make hotties back in Seattle. Though, I personally prefer Australians, and Spanish, and well, the average hottie American boy.
Um, yeah, I think I'll shut up now…
I wonder if I have enough make-up on… But, yeah, whatever.
That's when I realized that Cee-Cee –when she finally become conscious that, yes, I WAS there- was looking at me weirdly. And that's when I noticed that Paul's hottie arm was resting on my shoulder. And that's when I also felt that his hottie chest –ABS!- was very close to my back. And I think that's when I suddenly started blushing! God, how embarrassing!
So, like any sane girl, who was NOT interested in Paul Slater –um, too much?- I went, "Well, um, bye Paul. Thanks for the ride." And all that time I was hoping he would just leave and PLEASE, not kiss me! I know, GOD, how weird? But, a girl has to do what a girl has to do… It was either Paul or Sean, and I try to stay away from psycho killer freaks like Paul. Not that he tried killing me personally, but um, long story…
And thank GOD! All he did was say, "Sure, yeah, gotta go and do something… Bye." Yeah, like cough Kelly Prescott cough. I know, I'm a bitch, but hell, the girl made us feminists look like a bunch of retards!
So yeah, got rid of incredible hottie –is it just me, or does that sound weird?- and waited for Adam to introduce me to wonder-boy as Cee-Cee put it.
PPOV
Yeah, I know. What the hell was I thinking leaving Suze with supposed threat? First, I will once again remind you that I am Paul Slater, and what I want, well, it sounds cocky, I get. So Sean Ayden doesn't stand a chance, he can just get in line with the other losers. I've put in a lot of work on Suze…
Then, I will remind you Suze and Pretty-boy were not alone, they were with um, her friends. So yeah, chances of Suze and Jack-ass passionately making-out and confessing their undying love to each other are pretty low.
And hell a guy has needs like making out with girls who are actually ATTRACTED to him. Not that Suze isn't attracted to me; she just doesn't want to admit it to herself.
SPOV
Sean happens to have a great sense of humor and is not half conceited as other Seattle-boy, aka Bastard, aka Paul Michael Slater. I know, HAHA, PMS!
(A/N: yeah, um that I took from Flashlight, which is kick ass by the way!)
And unlike that arrogant snob, Sean doesn't wear tons of grease in his hair. But now that I thought of it, why was it that when I ran my hands through um, His hair I didn't like encounter any, um, grease? So yeah, um, why?
A mystery I will never find the answer to…
Anyway, had lots of fun talking to him –Cee-Cee and Adam pretty much left to 'order drinks' for like, twenty minutes- and all. But Andy's tyrannical dinner law put me in a jam again! He really never considered that I ACTUALLY MIGHT HAVE a social life! Men, I tell you…
So, yeah, I had to say bye to the gorgeous creature in front of me so that I could and watch my three step-brothers eat. Ewww!
Only problem was transportation…
