Chapter Four: Questions and Answers
Ron's Office
"You did what?" Ron asked.
"Well we thought it would be good for them." Hermione said as Pansy nodded her head in agreement. Ron's mouth just hung open for several moments before he said anything.
"Hermione you know that Harry hates it when we get involved in his personal life. This was a bad idea." Ron said "And you, you went along with this. I hope Draco hex's you into oblivion after he gets out." Ron said waving his finger at Pansy.
"Ron, you know as well as I that they have been playing ring around the rosy with each other every time they are in the same room. Plus you know Harry would never admit he has feelings for Draco. Someone had to give both of them a push in the right direction." Pansy said.
"Oh, and you thought who better then you and Hermione!" Ron said.
"Well it was my idea, Ron." Hermione admitted.
"Fine, you two do what you want but don't say I didn't warn you about this." Ron said with a dramatic sigh of defeat.
"So your ok with it, sweetie?" Pansy said batting her eyelashes.
"I'm fine with it. Just don't get me involved." Ron said as he walked back to his office. Both girls smiled at Ron's retreating form, and then began to plan their little visit to Harry and Draco.
Desert Island
The look on Draco's face was priceless. He was so shocked that Harry would have laughed if he wasn't worrying about Draco's reaction and how he came to be here. Draco just gazed at Harry, opened his mouth a couple of times and then closed it. Finally he managed to find his voice.
"Potter, what...how...what's going on? Why do I have the feeling that you are some how the cause of all of this!" Draco spat out coolly.
"First of all I have no idea what's going on and second how could this possibly be because of me or for that matter my fault?" Harry said just as coolly trying to keep his temper under control.
"Because Potter, every time some one is near you they ended up in some crazy sitituation like the one I'm in now." Draco clipped out.
"That's...oh just shut up Malfoy." Harry said in defeat. Draco was shocked. Harry wasn't fighting back. This wasn't like the Harry he knew.
"You can't tell me to shut up on my Island Potter!" Draco snapped.
"You're Island?" Harry said with raised eyebrows.
"Yes, Potter, my Island. There's no other life here so it is my Island seeing as I was here first." Draco said with a look of triumph on his face.
"You know Malfoy; I really thought that you had changed. Everyone told me that you had but you are nothing more than a selfish prick." Harry said.
"Me, me, I'm not the one who's picture is always flashing all over the prophet. You say you hate all the attention but you do nothing to stop it. I've been working for ten years to have the Ministry make me an Auror but it still hasn't happened yet. You get everything handed to you on a sliver platter. So don't preach to me about being selfish. I may have had everything handed to me when I was younger but my life wasn't all sunshine and daisies." Draco snapped out. Harry new that Draco was right but he wasn't about to let him know that. Yes it's true that Draco shouldn't be where he is right now and that Harry had got Head Auror position without even asking for it but he had to protect his pride.
"Oh, boo hoo hoo. Wow Malfoy you had a bad childhood. Well you're not the only one. So you worked ten years big deal. Life doesn't come that easily. You have to work to get the things you want. Plus fame and glory isn't all its cracked up to be." Harry said and sat back down on the sand. He couldn't even remember when had stood up.
"Well...I...Fuck you Potter!" Draco yelled.
"Well, well, well it looks like our boys aren't playing nicely." boomed a voice from somewhere Harry and Draco couldn't see.
"Who's there?" Draco and Harry said at the same time.
"Oh, look there thinking alike. How cute." boomed another voice.
"Wait I know that voice." Draco said. "Pansy!?"
"Nice Pans now he knows." boomed the first voice.
"Hermione!?" Harry said.
"Where are you guys?" Draco asked looking around wildly.
"Look up!" Hermione said and there in the sky where the faces of Hermione and Pansy.
"Pansy what's going on?" Draco asked, hands on hips.
"Well, that's a very simple answer Draco!" Hermione said.
"Which is?" Harry asked.
"Seeing as you two can't seem to notice that you are totally bonkers," Hermione said.
"For each other. We figured that we would help you guys out!" Pansy finished.
"What on...Oh no! Pansy this is not funny. I have work to do. And your...Ron will be...," Draco said.
"Don't worry Dra everything's been taken care of." Pansy said.
"Wait, wait, wait. You mean to tell me you two did this as a way to get us together romantically?" Harry asked.
"Yes!" Hermione said.
"HERMIONE JANE GRANGER WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU THINKING? I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH MALFOY! AS IF I COULD EVER FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM!" Harry screamed up at the sky.
"Yeah! Hey wait a minute Potter I'm not that bad looking!" Draco said.
"Well boys we'll just be leaving you to it then." Pansy said.
"Pansy you wait just one fucking minute! How exactly do we get out of here?" Draco said.
"Well boys that's for us to know and you to figure out." Hermione said as her and Pansy's face began to vanish.
"PANSY PATRICA PARKINGSON! YOU GET YOUR FUCKING FACE BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THIS! PANSY! FUCKING, FUCK, FUCK!" Draco screamed at the sky till he was red in the face.
"Their gone! Stop screaming before you pass out." Harry said once again returning to his seat in the sand. However he realized that that might have not been the best thing to say because Draco rounded on him.
"YOU! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! IF THEY DIDN'T WANT TO HOOK US UP WE WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN PUT IN THIS SITUATION!" Draco screamed at Harry.
"MY FAULT!" Harry yelled back rising to his feet once again. "IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE MALFOY THEY WANTED TO PUT US TOGETHER. YOU'RE IN AS MUCH FAULT AS I AM!"
Then Harry sat back down with his back towards Draco. Draco still fuming sat down the same way except a few feet away. About 20 mins pasted before they spoke again.
"Man I'm hungry." Harry said out loud but more to himself.
"The good berries are on that side of the Island Potter." Draco said pointing to the north end of the Island and then getting up and walking in the opposite direction.
Meanwhile at the Ministry in Ron's office sat Hermione and Pansy.
"Well I think they took it quite well!" Pansy said.
"As do I. We make a good team." Hermione said.
"What did I tell you! I don't want to here anything about this little plan of yours." Ron said as both girls rolled their eyes and continued to eat their launch.
AN: I'm sorry if there are any spelling errors in this particular chapter. I wrote this during the weekend of my dance recital on my crappie laptop in word pad because the Microsoft Word version wasn't working properly. But I hope you enjoyed the chapter. And don't forget to leave a review. I'll post the next chapter as soon as possible.
-Malfoy218
