This was a fun chapter to make so I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
Fate Chapter 4: Uh…
I stood there in shock for a moment trying to comprehend what the fuck just happened when I just teleported myself into the Everfree Forest and screamed YES! At the top of my lungs before returning back.
"Sorry about that" I said giving a little nervous laugh before coughing. "So um, how did you figure out this life changing news?" I asked her a little curious in all honestly, I mean sure with a pony name like Regal Charmer I'm not surprised but still, I was caught a little off guard.
"Well um I saw the poem you wrote on your computer and it raised feelings in me that I never felt before" She told me, blushing profusely.
I just smiled before saying "love is a very strange thing isn't it?" I then moved closer and hugged her (Note I will not show the poem because um well this was all ad lib and I actually have no poem, just thought I'd put that out there) and she hugged me back.
After I ended the embrace I asked her when she started having feelings for me and she told me the story.
"Well I think it all started when I was carrying you to the hospital, you're very heavy by the way, and I'm not sure if I felt this out of sympathy or what but I just felt all warm and fuzzy inside until you passed out I think, then I just walked in silence to the hospital"
"Wait whawhoawhoahay. You WALKED?" I said a little shocked. "I had possible internal bleeding and possible lung puncture and you WALKED?"
"Yeah, I guess, please don't hurt me" Twilight said with a small voice. That's when I realized that I had drawn my knife and now was holding it with no apparent purpose. "Huh what, oh sorry, I didn't mean to scare you, by instinct when I get mad I want to stab someone" I said putting my knife away.
Anyway she told me why she walked and I guess I saw the logic in it. "Yeah I guess the weight of my awesome does slow people down*" (*True Story) "Yeah you keep telling yourself that" Twilight told me when suddenly the power went out. Again. "Oh come on I said drawing my knife for good measure, but it was just a power outage because Rainbow Dash flew through the open window.
"Are you guys ok? Derpy made another Pegasi mad and he kicked the cloud he was on and he caused a lightning bolt to hit the main grid" Rainbow Dash continued before I stopped her. "Ok, I think we get it. Rainbo- RAINBOW!" I shouted finally, getting frustrated. "Yeah? Oh sorry I'm rambling again aren't I?" she said before shutting up and blushing. I just smiled and wondered why I had such strange friends, then I remembered 'oh yeah I'm weird' that little thought made me laugh a little, making Twilight and Rainbow Dash look at me. "What's so funny?" Rainbow Dash asked a little angry, obviously thinking I was laughing at her "Huh, oh I just had an irrelevant thought, it's nothing really" I said seriousing up after I saw the angry looks on their faces. I was about to explain what made me chuckle when there was faces when there was an explosion from downstairs. I instinctively pushed them down, grabbed my gun from my other leg sheath and ran downstairs. Gunshots arose, ensued, and were overcome.
I walked back up the stairs calmly and said "I'm in a little bit of pain right now" before collapsing from 2 gunshot wounds to the side.
I had a strange drugged up comatose dream that I really don't think is to appropriate for this story, but it involved sex, lots of sex, and a gunfight, let's just say I will never do drugs in my life, after that dream. When I woke up I saw three masked faces and I felt like I was in the music video for Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold but I could hear them talking about my recovery
I sat up to see that I had a whole bunch of tubes a wires sticking out of me and I had to close my eyes to keep from puking. Then the doctors said that I could see visitors, well not to me but I heard from out in the hall. The first guest was Twilight.
"Hi, how are you feeling?" She asked worried and I could tell she hadn't gotten much sleep. "Oh I've been better I guess, getting shot hurts a lot" I replied before sitting back up and looking at her, it was then she kissed me. I wasn't prepared of course, but it still felt good. I kind of wish it were under different circumstances then me, laying a hospital bed after just waking up from a comatose state.
"So what happened down there?" Twilight asked me, breaking away. "Well I guess you could say shit hit the fan really quick…"
Im so evil I know, just review it I guess
