Sonny With A Chance Of Sabotage

Author's note: So I decided I like these note things lol. I'm sorry the last chapter was lacking in longevity. It seems I fit all I wanted to say in a really short space. But this one should be longer.

So I still need you guys to review and tell me the concept for Dakota's episode of So Random. That'd be awesome if I didnt have to think of it all by my onesie. Well anyway, I'd really appreciate some reviews. Tell me what you like and what you don't like and I'll get on it. I aim to please. Thanks!

ps. I'm going to college in 4 days so I had planned to finish it before that but my laptop is now in the shop so I'm still going to try to get it done on my Blackberry.

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Chad's present came in handy. Sonny had to make a few phone calls in ordinance with her plan. Sonny was smart enough to know a personal attack would just bounce off Chad's ego. She had to hit him where it hurt, where a puppy and half of Hollywood's female population had already managed to go. She had to hurt his image. But she had to do it differently. His previous run-ins with bad publicity had only boosted his reputation as a bad boy thus making him more famous and more desirable to the masses. Sonny had to humanize him to the public and make him look weak. She just hoped her idea would work.

She took her new phone and was pleased to see phone numbers already programmed into it. "Now I need a date ..." Sonny said aloud to herself.

"Talking to yourself so soon, Sonny? I thought insanity only happened once you reached the peek of your career," Tawni said as she walked in. "But actually, I think it arrived just on time."

"Ha-ha, Tawni." Sonny said darkly. "I need a date for my party, tonight. Any ideas? I was thinking of taking James Conroy."

"Ew, why? I thought you hated him." Tawni wrinkled her nose in disgust.

"I do. It doesn't matter if I like him. Chad just has to hate him." Sonny smiled.

"Oh. I see what this is. How about Zac Efron?" Tawni suggested.

"Hmm ... or Jake Ryan. He's pretty cute." Sonny smirked.

"Or Zac Efron ..." Tawni said again.

"How am I supposed to get Zac Efron at my party?" Sonny said. "Plus he has a girlfriend."

"Just leave that to me." Tawni hopped up and left.

Sonny decided to get dressed in an electric blue dress, leather jacket and heels. With a few last minute applications of makeup she figured it would be okay to head down to her party and meet Tawni and Zac.

"Sonny!" Tawni called. "I have Zac!"

"Tawni." Sonny said flatly. "That's not Zac Efron."

"Well, Zac was at Vanessa's Summer house and he didn't want to come so you have Ira." Tawni motioned to the blonde boy with green eyes.

"But ... Okay whatever. This better work." Sonny looked at Tawni threateningly.

"I already told that paparazzo he was a Swedish model, now go!" Tawni shooed them away.

"Are you a Swedish model?" Sonny asked Ira.

"No, I'm from Georgia and I work in the copyroom." He said in a deep voice.

Sonny laughed nervously. She figured it'd still work though. Chad hated any guy she was with who wasn't him.

"So, Ira. You're my fake date tonight. I need to get back at Chad Dylan Cooper so I'm going to use the media to do it. If they see me out at an event with you and not Chad they'll praise me for being smart and dumping a bad boy and say he's stupid for letting me go. It makes perfect sense! He's going to look so pathetic and dateless." Sonny breathed hard.

"So ... I don't get it," Ira said.

"Just shutup and pose for the camera." Sonny snapped.

They made sure to be in front of every camera as they walked in. When a fair amount of cheesing for the cameras had taken place, Sonny severed ties with Ira and made her way to the snack bar for a quick shot of fruit punch. Ira had begun to sweat on her and her cheeks were tired from fake smiling.

"Munroe. I'm onto you." A voice from behind said.

Sonny turned around. "Are you Chad, are you really?"

"I know what you're doing. I have to say I'm impressed." Chad smirked. "I'd like to think I made a contribution to this vindictive Sonny."

"Of course you did." Sonny spoke to him as though he had a learning disability. "I'm getting revenge on you, stupid."

"I'll get you back, Random." Chad walked off and rejoined the party.

Sonny panicked a little. She forgot that Chad could retaliate. She wondered why they could never have a healthy relationship. Why they could never just admit they liked each other and simply be together. It was complete nihilism - a constant war between the two. She didn't want to hurt him and she knew he didn't want to hurt her yet somehow they could not stop. Maybe deep down they felt that if they stopped they wouldn't have a reason to talk anymore or to be around each other anymore. Sonny shook the thoughts from her mind and went to cut her cake with burden on her shoulder and heaviness in her heart.

In the morning she would find out if her deviance paid off. She would see Chad illustrated as a heartbroken bad boy with a penchant for burn-out romances. And the media would make Sonny out to be a liberated good girl who two timed a two timer. Making herself look good and Chad look bad was the objective yet somehow she hoped in the back of her mind that her plan would fail.

A few days later she realized she did not fail. It was quite the contrary. Tawni surfed the internet for Sonny and she took in all the headlines. Among them were: "Drama Outside Mckenzie Falls", "Heartbreak For Chad Dylan Cooper" and Sonny's personal favorite "Sonny Munroe's Popularity Soars as Cooper's Declines".

"Good work, Sonny. Who knew you could make Chad look so pathetic." Tawni said, curling her lashes. "But poor timing. Today is the day Dakota guest stars and Chad chaperones."

"What?!" Sonny shouted. "What am I going to do?"

Tawni shrugged. "Meet you downstairs in 5!"

"Great." Sonny sighed.