Chapter 3:
(Warning: If you had not read my other stories then this chapter will not make sense to you for it to make sense then please read Wreck Gar's Adventure in Equestria before you read this chapter and it gets a bit graphic and this is a really long chapter)
Last time on MLP Bigg City Adventure Big Mac cost the Stars to lose the pipe contract and Captain Zero surprisingly being nice had bought his employees front row tickets to the Wonderbolt's show as an award for winning the contract. A few days has passed after the incident with the pipes and now it's Saturday morning the airshow is happening this afternoon and let's see how our friends are doing but wait we are not going to see the Stars or the Zeds atleast for now, On a train bound for Bigg City we go into a coach to see our old friends the Mane 6 talking to each other, "Oh man I can't wait I get to perform in my first Wonderbolts show pinch me I must be dreaming" Said Rainbow Dash when suddenly Pinkie came up and pinched Dash in the ass "Ow Pinkie I did not mean literally, but thanks for coming you are all great friends" Said RD "Oh Rainbow we would not miss your first show it's been your dream to become a wonderbolt" Said Twilight, "Yeah plus this will be great because later tonight I am going to throw a party for you because it's your first show" Said Pinkie, "I am a friend and that's what friends are for" Said Applejack, "I agree with her" Said Fluttershy "Yes, also I want to check out the shops" Said Rarity, "Oh so you can find a coltfriend" Said Pinkie, "Maybe if he is a nice unicorn" Said a blushed Rarity "I don't think there is a male unicorn like that in Bigg City it's not really a fancy city like Canterlot I know I been to Bigg City with the princess one time" Said Twilight, "Honestly the chance of you finding a male unicorn that is like you in a place like that is like Rainbow Dash finding a male Pegasus who likes to go things slow" Said Applejack, "Yeah and we all know that aint gonna happen" Agreed Dash, which made everypony except for Rarity to laugh, "I wouldn't laugh at that because love works both in many and mysterious ways but I could be wrong oh well let's see how one of the Z-Manes is doing" Said Waylon Jennings. At an apartment complex in one of the buildings we see Zebedee in his bed sleeping when suddenly his alarm clock starts to ring which wakes Zebedee up who turned off the alarm and moaned, then he got up and walked to the bathroom to do his constitution and when he was done with that he went and took a shower, after that he dried himself off, walked to the kitchen then he poured water into a tea kettle and lit the stove then he putted the kettle onto the stove, after that he pulled out some coffee beans and a grinder and he grinded the beans and putted the grounds into a French press and waited for his water to heat up, while waiting he made some toast and a few minutes later his kettle whistled so he turned off the stove and then poured the water into the French press then stirred the coffee and the he putted the lid on and pressed down the plunger and because he has to wait 4 minutes before serving he walked to his front door and grabbed the newspaper and placed it on the table then a few minutes later his coffee and toast was ready so he poured some coffee into a mug and putted it on his table next to the paper and then he buttered his toast and putted it on a plate an putted it on the table then he sat down unfolded the paper and took a sip of his coffee and started reading the paper, "Ok let's see what is up today…WHAT!" Shouted Zebedee because what freaked him out was what he read because on the front page of the paper was a mugshot picture of a unicorn and the headline says "Notorious gangster Johnny Cuba escapes prison, seeking revenge on those who did him wrong" and if you remember Zebedee was one of the ponies who turned Johnny Cuba in to the authorities, "Oh no this can't be right but it is I must not go to the show(Door knocks) who can that be" Said a worried Zebedee who went and opened the door to see Zip who's place is a few doors down. "Zip what are doing here ah come in" Said Zebedee, "Oh Zeb I am so excited to go to the show today are you excited too" Said Zip "Listen Zip I can't go to the show today due to certain circumstances" Said Zebedee which made Zip feel sad "But why not Zebby is something wrong… wait you read the paper didn't you look I know JC wants you dead but he wont kill you near all those ponies out there plus I told my folks that you would go with me so they wont take me and they won't allow to go out alone" Said Zip which if he said that at work then Zebedee would've told Zip to fuck off but outside of work Zip is like a younger brother to Zebedee because Zip's parents are always busy and he mostly sees Zug at work and school and rarely outside of those two but it being the summer Zip only sees Zug at work so he is mostly alone and Zebedee who never had anyone besides Captain Zero that really cared for him until Zip came and besides Zip, Zebedee has a good side in him but is embarrassed to show around to anyone especially Zorran and Zak who would call him a treacherous goody two shoes, "Alright I'll go for you but don't tell the others about me being nice to you and don't tell them that I am afraid of Johnny Cuba" Said Zebedee "Yay, don't worry your secret is safe" Said Zip, Oh Zip I hope you are right but let's go forward in time to see the show eh. Later that afternoon near the arena that I didn't know Bigg City had, Zorran, Zak, and Zug were standing near the entrance waiting for Zebedee and Zip, later those two arrived, "Hello hello looks like I won the bet pay up Zak" Said Zorran "(Cough) Damn it, I thought he (cough) would not show up" Said Zak who pulled out 5 bits and gave them to Zorran which made Zebedee wonder "What do you mean not show up" Asked Zebedee, "Zorran and Zak placed a bet on whether you show up or not because of Johnny Cuba escaping and seeking revenge well Zorran said you would show and Zak was the opposite and now Zak lost 5 bits" Said Zug, Zebedee looked at Zorran and said "That's very devious of you Zorran" which to Zorran that was a compliment "Thanks no one is more devious than me" Said Zorran, "Even Captain Zero" Said Zug "Yeah I am more devious than Captain Zero just don't tell him I said that" Said Zorran, "I won't tell him I am just excited to see the show why don't we do something like this" Said Zug, "Because you and Zip are to stupid to know what to do, Zebedee is to fat, and Zak can't fly because he's an Earth Pony, the only one that can fly like that is me and I don't want to fly like that now come on the show is about to start let's get to our seats" Said Zorran with that they walked up to the entrance and showed their tickets and entered with ease except for Zak because when he was about to enter the staff stopped him and told him to put out his cigarette because it's a no smoking area and Zak just growled and swallowed his cigarette which made him belch out smoke but they let him through and all five of the Zeds were at their seats waiting and then the show started. After almost an hour of Blue Angels Style stunts the announcer spoke "That was great but now their newest recruit Rainbow Dash who is the fastest pony in Equestria is going to perform solo for it is her first show as a Wonderbolt so behold" and as that a huge blur flew around the stadium until it stopped in the middle to show it was Rainbow Dash who then moved faster again and performed stunts which lasted for 20 minutes ending with a Sonic Rainboom and everyone left their seats and the Z-Manes were infront of the entrance again talking, "That was amazing it's nice for Captain Zero to give us front row seats" Said Zip, "I know we should win major contracts more often" Said Zug, "Heh(cough), your guy's work is easy(Cough, Cough) our work is harder" Said Zak, "Aye but that was actually a good show" Said Zebedee, "What do you mean good show they just flew in circles spraying smoke and their new member what's her name hah fastest pony in Equestria my ass everypony knows we Z-Manes are faster than that slow bitch." "What did you call me" Said RD who with two of her friends Applejack and Twilight had overheard what the Z-Manes said, "Uh I did not call you a bitch(points at Zebedee) he did because he claims he is the fastest pony in Equestria isn't that right fellas" Winked Zorran, "Yeah he can beat your ass in a race any time anywhere" Said Zak "Listen you fat bastard I am getting tired of being called a bitch whether it be pony, transforming robot, or the author who makes somepony call me that and since I can't kill the author I'll kill you" Said RD, "Yeah well I don't like it when ponies call me a bastard you want to fight then let's fight" Said Zebedee who him and Rainbow Dash charged at each other but before they could get near enough to hit a forcefield of magic came right in between them making both crash, "Look fighting won't prove who is the fastest why not you two have a race" Said Twilight who was the one that made the forcefield "Fine" Said both RD and Zebedee, "The first one to that cloud wins" Said RD "What you call that race that is just a trip to the fridge here's a better race meet us at the Zero Wagon Company in half an hour and we'll give you a real race come on boys let's go" Said Zorran who with the rest of the Zeds left "Alright half hour it is… Twilight do you know where the Zero Wagon Company is at" Said RD, "Sorry I don't remember a place like that I was really young last time" Said Twilight, "Maybe we can ask the locals here they should know" Said Applejack who with the rest noticed Ten Cents and Sunshine, "Hey you two(TC and SS looks up) do you know where the Zero Wagon company is" Asked RD "Aye it is right across the street from our company the Stars why, you want to work for Captain Zero he is not nice and him and his employees are very devious they usually lose contracts" Said Sunshine, "OK but where in the city are the buildings at you idiots" Said an irritated RD, "Excuse my friend she just had an argument with what we think are their workers and where exactly is their building we are not locals" Said Applejack, "Oi, you see that bridge over there near below it are the two companies the Zero building is the run downed one" Said Ten Cents, "Thanks and sorry for our friend calling your friend a idiot" Said Twilight "Don't mention it I would do the same thing if that happened to me" Said Ten Cents, Oh boy a race where are they going but let's find out with the Z-Manes because they just arrived at their building and went in to get the map of Bigg City when all of the sudden, "What are all you doing here wanting to work more well there is no work today" Said Captain Zero through his megaphone, "Captain Zero what are you doing here" Asked Zip "I live here my house is on the second floor but what are you doing here" Said Captain Zero "Uh no captain we need a map of Bigg City for a race that's going to happen in half an hour" Said Zorran "What race and why you need a map you know the area well" Said Captain Zero "No, one of us is going to race a (Cough) Wonderbolt infact it's their new member who they claim is the fastest in all of Equestria" Said Zak, "hmm if we win then most will want us for the fact we will be the fastest business out there I should tell everyone to be here for it" Said Captain Zero with that there was silence unitl a few minutes he said something "Oh by the way who is going to race the Wonderbolt" Asked Captain Zero "It's Zebedee he is going to race" Said Zug "What Zebedee you retard, you know you are the slowest of us all why did you challenge to a race and I told eveypony to be here" Yelled Captain Zero, "It wasn't me it was Zorran and Zak, Zorran called her a bitch and blamed it on me and Zak told her that I claimed I was the fastest so blame them" Said Zebedee, "If you win Zebedee I will give you a raise but if you lose then you, Zorran, and Zak will be searching for new jobs got that" Shouted Captain Zero "Yes sir" Said a shaking Zebedee, Poor Zebedee doing something he did not want to do. An half hour later there was a huge crowd of ponies infront of the Z-Manes building and infront were the Zeds with their map and a little later Rainbow Dash and all her friends appeared, "Alright we are here what's the race going to be" Said RD, "Here(unfolds the map) you and Zebedee has got to go from here and go northwest upriver until you find a houseboat made out of a old tugboat called "Dun Tuggin" and then head back here" Said Zorran, "Alright but we were told about you guys from other locals no cheating" Said RD, "Fine we won't cheat as long a you don't use the Sonic Rainboom because that is also cheating" Said Zorran, "Fine plus I don't need it anyway for I am the fastest now let's get started" Said RD who with Zebedee lined up to a white line which was the starting/finish line and then Captain Zero said through his megaphone that was poking out the window "On your mark, get set, go" and with that the two Pegasus took off like lightning RD was ahead but surprisingly Zebedee was right behind her for awhile because then she started flying faster and Zebedee still was catching up, "He is suppose to be good ha time to lose this bastard" Said RD who flew with full speed and lost Zebedee in sight, a few minutes later she arrived at the houseboat with Zebedee still behind RD founded a cloud near the boat and layed downed on it, "Hah I knew he was lying oh well I should just rest until he comes and show him(Yawn) who's the fastest I will win for sure" Said RD who fell asleep which she should not had said that especially it was near the house of a certain jinx, a mile or two behind Zebedee was flying towards the House boat when suddenly "Ahoy Zebedee how's it going" Said a voice which made Zebedee stop, "Oh Billy Shoepack it's you I am fine have you seen another Pegasus flying really fast here" Asked Zebedee, "Yes she did a fly by on me, caused my wagon to rattle good thing there were no sparks or I would've been in big trouble nice to see you" Said Billy, "Yeah nice to see you too" Said Zebedee who flew really fast this time faster than he flew before and in no time he had reached the houseboat and turned around heading back which did not wake up RD until a little bit later "Hey wake up what are doing above my property" Said Boomer, "I am racing somepony from one place to another and back and this is the turn around but because I am the fastest there is I am ahead so I rested until he came so I can show him that I am the fastest and I will win," Said RD, Oh that's why Zebedee flew here and turned around so quick, but I wouldn't say what you said near me for I am jinxed" Said Boomer, "What he was already here how long was I asleep for" Said RD, "About 5 minutes and he came here around 3 so you better hurry or you will lose" Said Boomer, "Sorry I got to go see you" Said RD who took off and headed towards the finish line. A few minutes later near at the finish line everypony was anxious to see who will win the race when they saw two figures coming closer, and closer until two objects passed the line in a blur and there was both Zebedee and RD panting, "So who won" Asked Zip which made everyone wonder because they saw blurs until, "I got a photo right here we can see who wins" Said Pinkie with a camera holding a picture, "Why do you have a camera" Asked Twilight "Because I want to know who won and throw a party for them" Said Pinkie who showed everypony the picture to reveal the winner which was Zebedee, "Way to go Zebedee I knew you would win" Said Zorran, "(Cough) yeah you are the (Cough) fastest pony in Equestria" Said Zak, "Good job and as promised you will have your raise" Said Captain Zero which would normally make Zebedee feel happy but he really feels sad for he did not wanted to race and he knew that he won because RD fell asleep so he went to her to try to apologize "Hey listen I just…" "What gloat at me no" "Listen I came to…" "No go away leave me alone" "But…" "No go" interrupted RD who would not let Zebedee apologize "Fine I will" Said Zebedee who was walking when Zip caught him, "Hey Zebedee what's wrong" Asked Zip, Zebedee looked around to make sure the other Zeds were too busy which fortunately they were then he looked at Zip, "Well that Pegasus I beat, I tried to apologize to her but she wont listen to me, listen kid you are on your own to go home just tell your parents that I dropped you off then I went straight to my apartment ok, I am going to take a long walk" Said Zebedee who head down left to slowly walk around the city which Zip saw and made him furious so he walked up to RD and talked to her, "Hey you the one with the rainbow mane and tail" "Yeah, oh you are one of what's his name friends" "Zebedee is his name, and what you did hurt his feelings" "Yeah so he called me a bitch" "No he did not, that was Zorran the tall pony with a number 1 and a 0 around it for a cutie mark who called you that word" "What do you mean he said the other guy did" "Yeah well you should not believe in everything Zorran and Zak say because they are very devious and good liars" "Yeah so you are one of them so that makes you a liar so you are lying so beat it" "I only joined them because my father made me join them he said it would help me build a strong character" "Yeah right and I lost the race on purpose" Said RD, "You know what Zorran is right you are a bitch, me and Zebedee are trying to tell you the truth and apologize but you wont listen so fuck you" Yelled Zip who would never cuss let alone say fuck, but this was an exception and after that he flew towards home, "Whats his problem" Asked RD who looked at her friends who were staring at her angrily "What" "He's right him and his friend were trying to apologize to you and you told them pardon my language but to go fuck themselves" Said Twilight, "I seen you do pretty low things but that was the lowest" Said Applejack, "And they call me snobbish" Said Rarity, "No party for you meanie" Said Pinkie, "Bitch" Said Fluttershy, "But I am sorry" Said RD, "We are not the ones to apologize to once you apologize to the two you were mean to then you will be our friend again but now good day" Said Twilight who with the rest of the Mane 6 left, "Aw man I got to find them where would they be, I know I'll ask their friends" Said RD who went up to the Z-Manes and asked them only for Zorran and Zak telling her to beat it and Zug tried to tell her but kept getting interrupted by Zak and Zorran so she left to search for Zebedee and or Zip. A few hours has passed now in the early evening and RD had no luck, she tried asking The Stars, Lillie Lighthouse keeper, Sally, the cranes and etc but they told her the same thing they don't know where they are try somepony else, all hope seemed lost and she was tired so she founded an ally and then she landed and sat down to rest hoping for it to be peaceful when "Well look who's giving me company mate" Said a voice "Who said that" Asked RD, "Goody it's a female" Said the voice, "Show yourself please" Said RD who was trying not to be scared, "Alright here I am mate" Said the pony who showed himself revealing a blue unicorn with an orange mane and tail who was laughing "Who are you" Asked RD again, "M name's Johnny Cuba and don't forget" Said Johnny Cuba, "What are doing here" "I would ask you the same thing" "I am looking for somepony but what are you doing here" "Well the truth I just got out of prison and it's been real lonely without a mare but now you are here(Chuckles)" "You are not oh no ahhhh" Screamed RD who was about to fly away, "I wouldn't do that if I were you" Said Johnny Cuba who's horn lit and the aura surrounded RD's wings twisting them but fortunately they did not break but unfortunately she was already airborne so she crashed to the ground, she was too tired from searching to run and her wings are in so much pain to move that she can only lay there helplessly, "Now stay still so I can…" "You're dead Johnny Cuba" "Koroyki(I honestly don't know how to spell that word most Aussies say)" Screamed Johnny Cuba because next to him was Zebedee who just bucked the gangster on the side who fell but got up, "It's me you want not her come and try to get your revenge on me" Shouted Zebedee "Aight, I will then" Said Johnny Cuba who's horn glowed again for he was about to do the same spell he did to RD on Zebedee but before he could Zebedee flew right at the gangster and gave him a Chuck Norris style kick to the top side of his head with the force strong enough to break Cuba's horn off, "Ah my horn you will pay for that" Screamed Johnny Cuba who pulled out a switchblade and charged at Zebedee who dodged a little late because the knife cutted his right arm, Zebedee then charged at JC who got wised and dodged Zebedee and elbowed him in the back knocking Zebedee down to the ground, Zebedee rolled to his back to see JC holding the knife and was about to stab when Zebedee grabbed JC's wrist and then he let go and bucked JC who flew back and landed into the ground with the knife landing on his left shoulder barely missing his heart, "(Coughs out blood) Go ahead finish me" Demanded JC, "No not this time but if you ever try to harm me or my friends again I will show no mercy" Said Zebedee who walked towards RD when all of the sudden JC yanked the knife out then he charged and screamed at Zebedee who dodged then grabbed the knife from JC and then he just stabbed JC in the side of his neck with it, cutting it across then he pulled it out now standing there was JC with a huge amount of blood flowing out of his neck "Fuck you Zebedee" Said JC before he fell to the ground dead, Zebedee then walked towards RD "Are you alright can you walk or fly" Asked Zebedee, "I am ok but my wings hurt thanks to him so I can't fly for awhile but I can walk" Said RD "Why are you here in the first" Asked Zebedee "Your friend the one they call Zip came and told me what really happened including that your friends lied, but I did not listened which made my friends mad so they told me to go and apologize to you and him but I did not know where you were and after hours of nonstop searching I decided to rest here and then well you know the rest(looks at the body of Johnny Cuba) We should leave before the cops come where can we go" Asked RD "We can go to my place it's about half a mile from here can you walk" Asked Zebedee "Yes I can let's go Said RD. After a long slow walk they have arrived at Zebedee's apartment and entered and Zebedee closed the front door and then he patched his wound and then came back to RD "You want something to drink" Asked Zebedee "Yes can I have some hot chocolate" Asked RD, "Sure I'll make it" Said Zebedee and in a few minutes they were at the kitchen sitting by the table RD had a cup of hot chocolate taking a sip and Zebedee had his pipe in his mouth smoking a chocolate flavored tobacco, "Listen I am sorry that I was a bitch to you but it just infuriated me that I lost the race because I want to be the fastest pony ever" Said RD, "Apology accepted but why do you want to be the fastest in Equestria" Asked Zebedee "Because I want to be somepony and be remember for something famous" Replied RD "But you are a famous somepony you and your friends saved Equestria many times that is the most famous thing to do ever" Said Zebedee, "Wait you knew who I was how" Asked RD, "Yeah just I did not know your name but I knew because I read the paper every day which you and your friends' adventures makes it to the frontpage, and I got question had you ever thought of taking things slowly because I love taking things slowly it let's me see the world for what it is and it cheers me up when I walk or fly slow" Said Zebedee, "No I was always wanting to go fast ever since I was a filly but now since we took that walk I noticed you are right that you can see places how they really are when going slow which was really lovely and it did cheer me up, well I maybe wont go slow all the time but I will more often… now I got a question for you, your friends besides Zip are mean and devious and yet you are not like them you are nice and caring why don't you quit and join the other company who you can get aong with" Asked RD, "Because Captain Zero is like a father to me" Said Zebedee, "Why is he like a father to you" Asked RD, "Well I never told anyone about this but here goes, I was born and raised in Cloudesdale, my mum died after giving birth to me and my father took it really hard, he drank 24/7 and he blamed me for my mum's death so he would beat me up for no reason at all well when I was 8 I finally had enough so I left my no good father without telling him or giving him a letter, I traveled around Equestria by myself for awhile doing jobs and deeds for food and shelter which because of that made me strong as an Earth Pony maybe stronger and when I was 12 I came to Bigg City, when I first arrived I was ambushed by a bunch of bullies who out numbered me until a Pegasus who was a bit older than me showed up and helped me fight off the bullies which started a friendship he was nice and caring to others, We helped eachother out because being homeless out here is really hard we had to do things like stealing, conning, and burglary to survive well we found a place to rob and it happened to be Captain Zero's place, the job was going well until we got caught, instead of calling the cops Captain Zero was impressed that we were so devious he took us in as his own, he taught us everything, and then a few years later he started a wagon business me and my friend were the first two members, and that is why I don't leave the Z-Manes because I owe Captain Zero for everything I have if it wasn't for him then I would still be homeless or in jail or dead." Said Zebedee, "Wow that is so sad who was your friend" Asked RD, "Believe it or not he called you a bitch and blamed it on me today" Said Zebedee, "Wait that bastard who Zip called Zorran was kind and caring what happened to him" Asked RD, "Well you see(Door knocks) who can that be" Asked Zebedee who opened the door for it to be Zip at the door again, "Zip what are you doing here you know what time it is" Said Zebedee, "I know but I wanted to see if you are ok what happened to your arm are you ok" Said Zip, "I am fine come in there's somepony here to talk to you" Said Zip who entered the apartment "Who wants to talk to me, what is she doing here she was mean to you" Said Zip, "Yeah but she apologized to me and she wants to apologize to you too" Said Zebedee "Listen Zip was it I am sorry for being mean to you it's just that I am very boastful and hot headed I was just easing off steam from losing but if you get to know me I am really nice kinda like when you get to know him can you forgive me" Said RD, Zip just looked up at Zebedee who nodded him yes, "Yes I forgive you just don't be mean again" Said Zip, "Deal" Said RD. After a long time of the three sharing stories like the time Zak had an idea to take a shortcut and made Zebedee go with him which ended up causing a bridge to collapse, and the time Rainbow Dash fought a giant robot and got fried, they were having a good time "Hey I noticed that when I met most of you here that your eyes have no color they are just white things with black dots what is up with that" Asked RD, "Well you see(Door knocks again) who is it now" Said Zebedee who opened the door to reveal the rest of the mane 6, "I know you 5 you are Dash's friends what do you want" Asked Zebedee which got the attention of RD and Zip who came right next to him "We came here because we were looking for our friend and one of the locals said they saw you with him and he told us where to find you, (Looks at RD) so I see you had apologized to both of them did you" Said Twilight, "I sure did now we can go home but first hey Zebedee" "Yeah what" "Are you busy next Saturday" "No why" "Well do you want to go out with me" "Wait you mean like a date" "(Kisses Zebedee on the lips for a few seconds which left him having the jaw dropped wide eyed stunned look) Excactly a date, mmm. I taste chocolate is it from your pipe" Said RD, "Yeah it is and a date sounds nice" Said Zebedee who was still stunned which meant, "Dash you have a coltfriend now guess what I also founded a coltfriend today we should go on a double date if it is ok" Said Rarity, "Wow you did find a unicorn that is like here after all like I founded a Pegasus who likes to go things slow we should go on a double date is that alright with you Zebedee" Said RD, "Uh huh Said Zebedee, "Well see you next week bye Zebedee" Said RD who with her friends left to go to the train station for the ride home, "Well Zebedee you lucky dog you have a girlfriend well I should get going see you" Said Zip who also left which left Zebedee standing there in the open doorway still having that look until a minute later when he came to senses and closed the door. Who is Rarity's coltfriend well it should be really obvious, so tune in next time for MLP: Bigg City Adventure same Equestrian channel.
