Hey guys! Here is the latest chapter.

Hope you all love it and scream for more to be written.

I was reading my previous chapters and just about cried because of all the mistakes I missed so if you find too many, tell me please!

I was trying something new with this one and I was kind of going for a fast paced chapter leaving you going

"WTF?" Tell me if you do 'cause I said it myself as I was typing up the chapter.

S.A. It gets a little out of character towards the end

Enjoy!

"How would you like to meet the Ojou-chan?" The imp asked to Sougo's retreating form. Sougo stopped, curious as to what the imp had to say. "I have to take some carts to her room and could use some help. Afterwards you can be her personal guard. How does that sound to you?" Sougo turned around, a smirk on his face.

"Fantastic, Captian." He wickedly said, a large grin plastered on Sougo's face.

Sougo was beginning to believe that he was played for a fool by the short statured imp captain in front of him. When the captain had said he needed to take some carts to China's room he would have never believed that he would be stuck pushing a giant cart overflowing with a mountain of glamorous, expensive looking food, obviously from different reaches of the universe. He was being used as a pack mule, plain and simple.

He clenched his hands tightly against the handle of the cart, a small stream of blood began dripping to the floor from the friction his hands had caused against the rubber handle, 'I WILL get my revenge on you. The worst mistake you can make is to make a fool out of me, the King of Planet Sadist. ' he began to cackle lightly, already concocting a plan for when he was able to torture the amanto walking before him, who was pushing a much lighter cart containing only plates and silverware.

The cart before Sougo stopped suddenly but because of the tall mountain of food blocking Sougs's view he hadn't noticed and instead ran into the captain in front of him, slamming him onto the metal floor and causing a large pile of food to fall from atop the mountain and bury him in an avalanche of food. Confused Sougo looked around his cart only to witness the instant the food fell on the imp.

Sougo laughed aloud, satisfied just a smidgen that the imp had had a small taste of his revenge. Sougo was clutching his side by the time the muffled screams of, "MET FE GA THELL OUTH OB SERE!" came out from beneath the pile of wasted delicacies. Sougo only stopped laughing to respond, "Captain? Where are you? Are you in Hell now, done in by a large grapefruit falling onto you, crushing you to death?" Sougo laughed even harder when the only reply was a loud scream of anger.

Sougo only stood by and laughed as he watched the captain claw his way out of the food, 'Just like Kondou-san after getting the shit beat out of him by that gorilla nee-san he stalks.' He compared. The captain, unlike Sougo, never found the situation he was in to be funny in the slightest.

He stood before Sougo dripping wet from the juices of fruit and meat; his skin, burned and all, a bright ruby red showing his fury and contempt for the young man just a few feet away. "Shut your trap you . . . you . . .GAAAHH!" Too embarrassed to properly remedy the situation because in his eyes a subordinate was rude and laughing at his "downfall". So as to solve the situation he took the large rifle at his side and fired, hoping to kill the insufferable subordinate that has done nothing but belittle him.

The Harusame captain froze in surprise, his jaw hitting the floor at the sight before him. Instead of a head splattered against the wall and a decapitated body on the floor in a fountain of blood, there standing before the amanto was a very much alive and very furious Sougo.

"Did you just try to kill me Ossan?" Sougo asked slowly, a sinister cloud forming about his person. "I was just having fun you know, you didn't have to shoot. Not like you can kill me anyhow." Sougo took slow deliberate steps towards the captain, who began to shake with fear. "After all," Sougo continued, leaning down to whisper the last words into the terrified imp's ear. "an ant has no chance at killing a lion. Am I right, Captain-san?"

Sougo quickly stood up, a calm smile on his face, happy that he had instilled fear into the now deathly pale amanto in front of him. He walked back to his cart, ready to push on when he noticed that the captain had yet to move from his spot by the forgotten pile of food on the floor. Sougo looked at him innocently, "Don't we need to deliver this food to the Ojou-chan, Captain?" He asked, a kind smile on his face, but beneath that smile was the snarling face of a sadistic demon screaming, "Get your weak pansy ass moving now before I *Beep* you in the *Beep* with a *Beep* while *Beeping* *Beeping* *Beepity* *Beep*. NOW, MITE!"

The imp began crying immediately at the censored vision he just saw in his mind's eye. He ran back to his cart and pushed it down the hall to their destination with new fervor, egged on with bits of ice spit at him through a straw at stinging speed if he slowed down in the slightest.

They had reached the suite in record time. What would have normally taken another half-hour from the spot in the hallway where they had stopped, had only taken them five minutes thanks to Sougo's sadistic initiative.

The imp had dropped to the floor exhausted once they had stopped. The four large amanto guarding the entrance to the room stared at him blankly and simply scooped him up and dumped him into a waste bin, treating him like the trash he was and appeared to be. Sougo parked his cart full of food next to the other cart containing silverware and walked up to the four guards blocking the way to what rightfully belonged to him on the other side of the imposing metal door behind them.

The guards had watched Sougo walk before them in silence, ready to attack him at a moment's notice if he should at all act suspiciously.

Sougo walked up before the guards casually, stopping only a couple meters in front of them. He began fiddling around with his new utility belt, obviously looking for something important, much to the guard's curiosity. When Sougo went, "Ah." They held their breath, weapons at the ready in case he began the offensive.

"Would you gentlemen kindly move to the side? Here standing before you smelly ogres, is the personal master/owner of the Ojou-China . . . and I brought her OUR dinner." Sougo drawled on monotonously. Instead of a weapon the guards had expected Sougo to pull out of his belt, he brought out a megaphone, much to their surprise and annoyance. Sougo on the other hand waited in silence expectantly.

One of the "ogre" guards opened his mouth to question Sougo when a voice on the other side of the door broke the silence, screaming profanities that even had the pirates' ears turn red. Sougo only smirked triumphantly, unfazed by the words Kagura was cursing in the other room. He brought the megaphone to his lips once more and in a bored tone of voice said, "Don't you worry China, your master is here to save the day, I brought you dinner so that the lives on this ship can be spared from being eaten by you; after all you are like a titan, ugly, crazy , and always hungry."

The screaming curses and profanities became louder and even started to vary in different amanto languages, much to Sougo's surprise. He looked at the ogre guards, who reluctantly opened the large door, and nodded to the carts which were quickly wheeled into the room by the remaining two. Sougo led the march into the scary room beyond the indestructible looking metal door and as soon as Sougo and the two carts were in the room the ogres had bolted, slamming the door closed and locking it with a resounding click.

Sougo never looked back to where there used to be two seven foot tall ogre-looking amanto, not at all concerned for their speedy exit; after all he had a far scarier ogre to deal with now.

He looked on into the room; he had to say that is was in fact a beautiful room, even though it wasn't to his tastes. The suite was small but furnished with a large fur rug in the center of the room. The furniture was simple yet extravagant with a large mahogany four poster bed with a matching vanity and wardrobe, and giant rare pieces of pottery from different planets dotted the room as decorations. Off to the right of the door was a hand carved wooden table with eight matching chairs, and on the left was an arched entryway to what looked to be a large bathroom made entirely of marble.

The room would look as if it was ripped out of a story if it wasn't for the "throne" of bodies in the middle of the floor with a smug looking Kagura sitting comfortable atop the pile of unconscious pirates, looking through a pile of wallets and coin purses.

Sougo only shook his head, he already knew that this was going to be a very long night but the sight he was welcomed with proved it was going to be far longer than he had first anticipated. He turned around and began pushing the carts, one at a time, to the dining table on the right of the room where he made himself a plate for supper, a thick cut steak with various sides of mixed vegetables and light soups and dango for dessert, to drink, a bottle of rose sake from the infamous Planet of Alcohol.

Sougo smiled at the spread on the table in front of him, he hadn't eaten for what felt like days. He picked up a fork and knife and dug in. He first took a bite of the steak and thought he was about to die from the flavor that had enveloped his mouth, "This is pretty good." He cut a second piece of the steak, uncharacteristically giggling in glee when the knife cut through the steak like butter. Just as he opened his mouth to take the second bite, his demeanor quickly changed as he defended himself from a strong kick that came from nowhere.

He looked up in fury at his attacker. Crouching down on Sougo's now destroyed dinner was Kagura, sharing an identical face as Sougo's, one marred with rage.

"What the hell do you think you're doing you BITCH! That was the best looking dinner I had in ages, AND YOU DESTROY IT LIKE THE INCONSIDERATE, UN-MANNERED BEAST YOU ARE!" He shot up out of his chair, knocking it to the side to glare at Kagura eye to eye. Kagura glared back,

"What the hell do you think you are doing eating my food, and you didn't even ask for permission? You just sat your happy ass down after making yourself a plate. You didn't even invite me, a lady, to dinner. That's very rude of you jerk, especially since you storm into my room like you live here." Kagura bit back, spitting on Sougo's face.

Anger overran Sougo's system as he reached for Kagura's hair, grabbing a fistful and pulling with all his might, all while Kagura screams in pain. Sougo laughed, "How do you like that you stupid bitch! You're forgetting your place mutt, a dog like you has to eat on the floor and beg your master for scraps before you can start barking around like you are now." But before he could continue Kagura had grabbed an equal amount of his own beautiful locks.

Sougo yelped as he felt his precious hair leave his scalp.

'BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kagura obnoxiously cackled. "Take that you rude sadistic piece of shit. Before you start yapping around about dogs and masters you should first take your own advice and listen to YOUR master, you punk Chihuahua!" Just as Kagura was about to pick Sougo up and throw him over the table and across the room, Sougo jumped up, knocking Kagura's grip on his hair loose and over and onto her back on the top of the table, leaving her sprawled and wide open for any attacks.

Sougo took advantage of Kagura's brief shock and jumped up and on top of her, putting all his weight on her midsection and pinning her arms up above her head, completely immobilizing her. As Kagura struggled to break free and failed, too weak from missing only a couple meals, and the after affects of the tranquilizer, she failed to notice that Sougo's face was getting closer and closer to her own. It was only when a few inches separated them that she finally noticed.

"Why the hell are you so close Sadist?" Kagura asked, her face beginning to redden from their close proximity. Sougo smirked.

"You see China," Sougo began. "As a responsible owner I must inspect the quality of my possessions, and from the looks of it, you still seem to be in the same condition I left you in." She then donned a confused look.

"The fuck you mean Sadist? I told you this before, I don't belong to you, dumbass. And same condition you left me in? I was drugged and woke up in pain on a bed in an unfamiliar place; I haven't eaten at all since I left for the festival and what happens? You bring all that good looking food for me and EAT IT WITHOUT SHARING! You're an idiot is what you are." After "sharing" her piece she turned her head to the side, pouting like a small child.

Sougo frowned at the stupidity of the woman beneath him, even if he did find her pouting cute. 'Kami-sama, why did it have to be this woman out of all the women in Edo, in the universe? Why did it have to be the only woman that doesn't submit to me?' He shook his head in disappointment, until an idea popped into his head.

"Hey China." Sougo spoke to get the attention of the woman beneath him. Kagura looked back up at him from the corner of her eye, which widened at the encroaching Sadist.

"What do you th-" Kagura was unable to finish her question when once again she felt his lips over her own. Surprise caused her to gasp out, leaving enough room for Sougo to quickly slip his tongue into her mouth. Saying she was stunned would be an understatement, she had no idea how any of this had happened. They went from fighting and arguing to suddenly having the Sadist's tongue in her mouth and with his hands somehow entangled in her hair.

The worst part of the whole thing was that Kagura was beginning to enjoy it, 'Why do I find this so enjoyable, and with the Sadist of all people. I must be getting sick.' She thought just before she brought her hands behind Sougo's neck and pulled him down closer, kissing him back.

Sougo quickly smirked between a kiss, satisfied that he managed to shut her up and that he was once again given the opportunity to have her lips against his own. He was surprised to say the least when she began to kiss him back, her own tongue "fighting" against his. For someone with absolutely no experience she was phenomenal, so amazing was Kagura that Sougo was lost in ecstasy and failed to notice the smirk that had in turn formed on Kagura's own lips.

The make out session ended when Sougo was unable to move his tongue, he opened his eyes in confusion only to see Kagura's laughing eyes staring back at his own. She had his tongue firmly in place between the guillotine that was her teeth, he was at her mercy. A nervous sweat began to roll down the side of Sougo's face, one wrong move and he wouldn't have a tongue at all. 'She would definitely do it too.' Sougo thought.

Kagura was happy on the other hand, the Sadist was at her mercy. She would have squealed with joy if it wasn't for the fact that a certain someone's tongue was still in her mouth. 'That's right! Cry in fear knowing you are at my complete mercy, knave. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!' She thought, overconfident that there was no way that the tables could turn.

Sougo was beginning to panic, even if he didn't show it on his outward appearance. He had to think of a way out of this death trap if he was to live on. 'Think Sougo, think.' He began, wracking his brain for a possible solution. 'I need a way to get her to open her mouth without biting down on my precious tongue. What is there that I could do?' He thought until he remembered a fight they had in the past after running into each other in the park.

When they were fighting he went to grab her shirt but she managed a last minute dodge and instead of a handful of shirt, he hand brushed against her side causing her to stop the fight to giggle. 'THAT'S IT!' Sougo screamed in his mind. 'That is my saving grace, the bitch is ticklish.' With new found determination Sougo narrowed his eyes and steeled himself. If she bit down before laughing out loud, he was a goner.

Kagura was confused; scrunching her brow she wondered what was wrong with him. 'Does he have to go to the bathroom?' Suddenly Kagura felt an odd sensation come over her, something was crawling up her side. At first she wiggled, still underneath the weight of the man on top of her, to rid herself of the possible bug until the crawling intensified and hit the "right" spot.

Kagura jolted back and began thrashing like a fish out of water, laughing aloud like a maniac, releasing the Sadist's tongue in the process. Sougo could only smile in relief that he was finally free, but then smirked evilly now that he had a chance to torture Kagura. His fingers were relentless as he attacked Kagura's revealed and weak sides. Cackling like an evil genius, he intensified the vicious attack until Kagura began to beg for mercy when she gasped for air.

"PLEASE I- HAHAHAHA- LET M-ME GO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MY-MY SIDES ARE HAHAHA STARTING TO HURT!" She finally let out, but it wasn't enough for the King of Sadists.

"If you really want me to let you go," Sougo started. "all you have to say is, 'Please Master. Let this lowly slave go.' That's all you have to say." Sougo finished with a smile. Kagura glared up at the man for only a split second before throwing her head back to laugh some more. "If that's how it's going to be then fine, you'll only come to regret your stubbornness when dealing with your master."

Using the quick reflexes he was born with Sougo grabbed both of Kagura's flailing arms and brought them underneath her back, putting as much weight as he could onto Kagura's waist to restrain her arms and successfully leave her one-hundred percent defenseless. He then increased his tickle attack, going after her sensitive sides and the soft skin underneath her jaw, and blowing air into her ears.

Kagura's screaming laughter became louder and louder, her thrashing about increased and every now and then she would stop to shudder and gasp for air , making Sougo's grin widen and widen.

She was exhausted, all of her remaining energy was quickly depleted from all the laughing and thrashing about, and soon she had no energy left and just lay on the table, still and regrettably compliant. Sougo looked down at the woman beneath him, triumphant until something clicked in his head and he gulped.

There on the table lying underneath Sougo was no ordinary Kagura. This Kagura was panting, sweaty, and red in the face with hair clinging to her sticky forehead. Her large chest was rising and falling in a quick rhythm, trying to take in as much air into her lungs as possible. Not only that but she had tears at the corners of her eyes and a little bit of spit on her lips. When she noticed that the tickling had stopped she looked up at Sougo with eyes half closed, ready for a rest. To say the least at the moment Kagura was the epitome of any man's fantasy, an image taken straight out of any dirty magazine that Sougo had planted into Hijikata's room to incriminate him.

Sougo gulped again. 'This doesn't look like what I think it does, right?' For the first time in his life Sougo was nervous and flustered when it came to the opposite sex, maybe because he hadn't intended it to end this way, or that he actually cares for her? Sougo couldn't help it; images of a similar Kagura beneath him began to flood his mind in different scenarios, all resulting in a more flustered Sougo. Before his dirty thoughts could come to light, most definitely resulting in his death if she found out, he quickly got off of Kagura and the table and walked away to sit on the large bed to calm his "wandering" thoughts.

Kagura never moved from the table once Sougo had gotten off of her, too relieved to be able to finally catch her breath. Heaving a sigh of relief that she was finally "alone" she began to cry to herself, 'That was so embarrassing! I'm so stupid to have let that happen, I must be dying if I allowed everything to have gone as far as it did, yes?' reverting back to her childish accented speech. 'If Mommy, Papi, and Gin-chan saw me now they would be so disappointed. Whaaaaaaaaaa! Someone kill me now!' She mentally screamed.

Sougo began to slowly regain some semblance of sanity while he was on the bed, meditation and breathing exercises doing most of the work, as he began to calm his thoughts he looked over at Kagura's still form on the table. He dropped his head into his hands, 'Kami-sama, why do you hate me? Is it because I'm a sadist? I can't help that part of me and I don't intend to change it either. Why did you have to make me so weak to that woman? If it was any other woman I would have just carried on with the deed not caring one bit about her or the consequences, but with that woman I just have to freeze up and become a pathetic, bumbling idiot, acting like a virgin- which I am most definitely not before YOU jump to conclusions. WHY!? WHY ME!?'

A clatter interrupted Sougo's internal questioning to God and of his sanity, causing him to look over at the source of the noise only to see Kagura groan as she rolled off of the table, hitting the floor with a thud. Sougo began to get up to help her stand when she shakily beat him to the punch. Leaning on the table for support as she wobbled to her feet she managed to stand up straight, only to wince in pain when she accidentally stabbed her hand with the broken sake bottle. "GODDAMMIT!" She screamed, flipping the large and heavy table over like it was paper, demolishing the cart of food in the process.

Sougo ran to her side concerned; only to instead have the dango he was going to eat expertly thrown at his jugular. His eyes narrowed, all concern he once had now gone,

"What was that for? I was only going to help you; you didn't have to throw a skewer at me like it was a kunai." He questioned.

"Sh-shut up!" Kagura replied. "You're making me sick. I feel like I'm dying, all because you have to be weird and infect me. So leave me alone so that I can get better." Sougo looked at her as if she grew a second head. 'What is she going on about now?' He watched as she slowly walked to the wardrobe across the room and picked out a pair of dark purple pajamas. It was only then that Sougo finally noticed that she was no longer in the ruined cheongsam anymore. To replace the cheongsam he ruined was a simple outfit with black pants and a blue shirt; similar to what she commonly wore when she was younger the only difference was that the shirt sported a small white rabbit holding a black umbrella on the back.

"Whatever China-girl." He mumbled, exhausted over the course of the day's events. Turning around to go to bed for the night, he let an interesting shadow catch his attention. With the eyes of a hawk he quickly turned around and watched Kagura's shadow as she undressed behind a screen in the bathroom, gulping every time he saw some part of her slim figure bounce with movement.

With his inner pervert taking over he began to slowly inch and creep his way across the room to the entrance of the bathroom. When he began to peep like a stalker he stopped, the tactical Shinsengumi mind within him speaking out. 'What the hell do you think you're doing? Not only are you acting like Kondo-san, but if she catches you, you will slowly be ripped apart piece by piece by that dangerous she-monster. Remember, even YOU acknowledged that she was a sadist and you are the KING of Sadists, and if you manage to make it back to Earth alive her monster of a father Umibouzu will tear you apart along with her demon guardian Danna and gorilla anego. Do you want to risk your life for a simple glimpse of her naked body?'

'Well, you can see her shadow can't you?' Sougo responded back to his other self. 'Just look, if the shadow is that amazing, how do you think the actual body will look?'

'. . .' Silence was all he was met with until, 'Point taken Sougo. Let's risk it and if we die in the process we have something to brag about with the other inhabitants of Hell.' Readying his nerves Sougo utilized his prowess at being a natural swordsman and the ninja skills he gained from sneaking around Hijikata, to enter the bathroom. As soon as his foot stepped into the bathroom Kagura appeared from the other side of the screen, changed and refreshed. Sougo quickly disappeared, running from the bathroom to the bed in an instant, snoring away with his sleeping mask on his face.

Kagura walked out of the bathroom to the bed, lifting up the covers and kicking the sleeping Okita to the floor, taking the whole bed to herself. Her head hit the soft pillows and was just about to close her eyes and enter dream land when a certain someone began to complain.

"What was that for? I was sleeping there first so the bed is automatically mine." Sougo said, appearing at the side of the bed. "Besides the bed is big enough for that gigantic dog of yours and several other people, so we can easily share. Scoot over so I can sleep." Sougo began to lift the blanket so that he could lay down when the spot was suddenly occupied by Kagura.

"You can't sleep here. This is my room so it is, by the laws of nature, my bed." She stated matter-of-factly. Sougo blankly stared at her and sighed, 'This woman.' He thought, shaking his head in pity "Besides," she continued. "This is a precaution for me and punishment for you."

"What is that supposed to mean!" Sougo's tolerance for the woman disappearing. "I'm tired. I want to go to bed and I will sleep on a soft, comfy mattress tonight! Even if I have to tie you up to do it!" Sougo shouted. Kagura frowned and shook her head in disappointment.

"This is punishment for you because you one:" Kagura held up a finger, counting off all of Sougo's mistakes. "ruined my purity by stealing my first kiss."

"What!" Sougo interrupted.

"Two." Kagura held up a second finger. "You ruined my favorite cheongsam revealing my panties and embarrassing me in front of all of those pirates. Because of that I am unable to get married." Sougo snorted, it didn't matter much because most of those pirates were dead now.

"Three. You ate my food before I could even have a taste, tickled me and once again kissed me."

Sougo smiled, that was something he will never forget. "You, little monster, destroyed all the food when you threw the table so we get to go to bed hungry, well you're used to starving but I'm not. And if I remember right, you seemed to really have enjoyed that make out session we had on the table." He chuckled when Kagura began to blush.

"SHUT UP! IT'S NOT MY FAULT, YOU MADE ME SICK." She screamed, face getting redder. She hid under the blankets and continued. "Four, you were peeking on me when I was changing. I thought you were better than that at least, turns out I was wrong" Sougo's eyes widened in shock, 'She knew? Then, why didn't she do anything?' "And the final reason I don't want you in this bed with me is because Papi told me that love starts in the bed and I cannot have that, especially with a cruel Sadist like you. Goodnight Sadist." Kagura immediately went to bed, her light snoring reverberating throughout the silent room.

Sougo stood in the silence, frozen were he stood by the side of the bed. 'You're kidding me right? Her father must be retarded if he told her that AND SHE MISINTERPRETED IT ANYWAY! What does this woman even mean? I cant understand all the gibberish coming from her mouth!' Sougo messed his hair in frustration. "DOES THIS MEAN YOU LOVE ME OR NOT FOR GOD'S SAKE CHINA!? YOU'RE SO GODDAMN CONFUSING!" He screamed out. He looked down and was surprised to see that Kagura had not moved at all, still snoring away. "I thought I was a heavy sleeper but she beats me by a landslide."

Sougo bent down to examine her sleeping form. "She looks harmless when she's sleeping, like a gentle woman. Too bad that it is all a disguise, created by this monster to lure her prey in with a false sense of security only to slowly eat away at their life force and sanity." Sougo's face softened a touch. Leaning in, he gently kissed her forehead, very much out of character for him. "Goodnight . . . Kagura." He whispered, slowly getting into bed next to her and pulling her in close. Wrapping both arms around her waist he made sure there was no chance of her getting away from him. Pulling down his mask from his forehead to cover his eyes he laid his chin on top of her head and fell asleep, dreaming of him and Kagura killing all sorts of Hijikatas in different ways.

And there you have it guys.

What did you think of this chapter. ALOT of ooc qualities from Sougo in this chapter I think.

Fun Fact- When you laugh while someone is tickling you it is actually a type of panic attack.