After the death of his godfather, Harry Potter runs away with two of his friends and his godfather's cousin to escape Dumbledore's clutches and manipulations.
M/M/M SLASH
AN: This is before the first episode of season five.
AN2 :Porter doesn't date his friend's mother in this story.
Two weeks after Draco Malfoy had escaped Voldemort sends out his death-eaters to destroy the Millennium Bridge and the Brockdale Bridge as a distraction so that he can kidnap Garrick Ollivander and take all of his wands and the things needed to make new wands.
At the burrow Mrs Weasley is in her kitchen thinking about the disappearance of Harry, she hopes that Harry is safe, happy and is eating enough when her son Ron enters the kitchen before he asks "what's for lunch ?"
"you will wait until lunchtime" Mrs Weasley says to her son who pouts before he asks "what do you think Harry is doing right now ?"
"probably missing me" says Ginny as she enters the kitchen.
"I doubt that" says Ron.
"why ?" asks Ginny.
"it's not my secret to tell, it's Harry's" replies Ron before Ginny huffs and exits the kitchen. Mrs Weasley looks at Ron who says to her "I can't even tell you, it's not my secret and unless Harry wants to reveal it, I won't say a thing" before they suddenly hear a very familiar hoot before Ginny asks "is that an owl I just heard ?"
"yea" replies Ron before he goes into the living room and there sits Hedwig on the lounge. Ron goes over to Hedwig before he strokes her head and asks her "Hedwig, what are you doing here ? do you know where Harry is ?" Hedwig glares a bit at Ron at the second question as if he had offended her which Ron realises and says "sorry, Hedwig but we don't know where he is and we are worried about him" Hedwig hoots before Ron says to his mom "I'm going to write a letter to Harry and see if Hedwig will take it to him"
"OK, dear" says Mrs Weasley before Ron writes a letter before giving it to Hedwig but before she flies off Mrs Weasley also gives Hedwig a letter before she flies away. Mrs Weasley goes back into the kitchen as Ron sits in the living room next to where Hedwig was.
Harry is in his room with the window open with Porter and Preston who are laying down on Harry's bed before Hedwig flies through the window before landing on the bed which scares the crap out of the twins who stare at Hedwig as Harry grabs the letters from Hedwig and he says to Hedwig "Meet Porter and Preston Scavo" motioning to the spooked twins. Hedwig looks at the twins with critical eyes before she hoots in approval of his chosen mates before she flies to his desk before she hoots a bit and Harry summons a perch for her which she goes onto and she hoots happily. Harry opens the letter after he checked if it was free of any spells or curses on the letter which Harry reads out-loud and he says while reading the letter "Hey, Harry mate, where are you ? We're pretty worried about you especially mom, she is worried as hell.
You just disappeared, Hermione and Luna are missing too and so is Tonks. The order has no idea where Hermione, Luna, Tonks and you are but Lupin is going mad, he is worried about you and the others. I do hope that you are safe and having fun.
from Ron" Before Harry folds the letter and he opens the letter from Mrs Weasley which turns out to be a howler and it says
"HARRY JAMES POTTER, WHERE THE DEVIL ARE YOU ?
YOU JUST DISAPPEARED, YOU LEFT THE SAFETY OF HOGWARTS CASTLE AND PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER AGAIN AFTER YOUR BATTLE AT THE MINISTRY. DON'T GET YOURSELF INTO ANYMORE DANGER OR ELSE YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME !
Now I was wondering if Hermione, Luna and Tonks were with you and I wanted to know why you left and where you are.
I hope that you are safe, having fun and I hope that you are eating enough.
Love Mrs Weasley" before the letter rips itself up.
The two twins are sitting on Harry's bed staring at where the letter was before Porter asks "what was that ?"
"that was a howler, they are pretty interesting to get" replies Harry.
"they are pretty scary" says Preston before the bedroom door opens and Hermione says "I thought I heard Mrs Weasley"
"she sent me a howler, I'll reply to her letter soon" says Harry.
"she sent you a howler ?" asks Hermione before she says "she must have been pretty angry with you to do that"
"I think I worried her, Ron sent a letter too, they used Hedwig" says Harry motioning to Hedwig who Hermione goes over to and says "she has always been a very smart owl" Hedwig preens before Porter asks "why didn't you tell her where you are ?"
"we didn't want Dumbledore knowing where we are and Mrs Weasley supports Dumbledore" says Harry.
"she won't when she finds out that Dumbledore had stolen from your vaults" Hermione says to Harry.
"that's true, Mrs Weasley sees me as her son and she will be pretty angry at Dumbledore" says Harry.
"yea, you never get Mrs Weasley angry" says Hermione.
"agreed" says Harry before Hermione says "you know that once Mrs Weasley finds out where we are, she and the others will come here, they all will and then she will want to meet Porter and Preston and you know that Ginny will not like that you are with them either"
"whose Ginny ?" asks Porter.
"my friend Ron's younger sister, she has a bit of a crush on me" says Harry before he says "Ginny doesn't know that I'm into men only"
"so, she will not like us ?" asks Porter.
"yea, she will not like you two but she has no say in the matter and Mrs Weasley will tell her that too" says Harry.
"will Mrs Weasley like us ?" asks Preston.
"she will, if you keep Harry safe" says Hermione.
"I can look after myself" says Harry.
"we know but it wouldn't hurt to have some extra protection" Hermione says to Harry who sighs before Malfoy knocks on the door before he enters the room and asks "what's going on ?"
"Mrs Weasley sent Harry a howler" says Hermione.
"I bet that was interesting" mutters Malfoy.
"it screamed at Harry with a female voice, it was scary, she kind of sounded like our mom when she yells at us" says Preston.
"yea, I agree with Preston" says Porter while nodding. Hermione and Malfoy sit on Harry's bed before Malfoy says to Harry "I think it's time that you called me by my first name, since we are living together"
"OK, Draco" says Harry before he says "call me Harry" holding out his hand for Draco to shake which he does. They all talk to each other until it's time for Porter and Preston to head home, which they do. Harry writes a reply to Mrs Weasley before he writes Ron a reply before he gives the letters to Hedwig who flies off with the letters.
That night Harry, Draco, Hermione and Luna are at the house alone since Dora had gone out to see Lynette, Bree, Gabby, Susan and Katherine for poker night at Lynette's house. The four teenagers decide to invite the Scavo twins for a night of fun.
The six teenagers sit around and Harry had gotten some alcohol to drink which Hermione and Luna doesn't but the others do. After a while Porter suggests that they play never have I ever, the drinking game, they sit around in a circle before Harry asks "who is going first ?"
"I will" says Hermione before she says "never have I ever, kissed a famous Quidditch player" Harry narrows his eyes at Hermione before he takes a shot which shocks Draco who asks "who ?"
"Viktor" replies Harry with a shrug.
"you kissed Viktor Krum ?" asks Draco in shock.
"yea, during fourth year" replies Harry before Porter asks "what's Quidditch ?"
"it's a sport, it's played with brooms, we'll explain later" Harry says to Porter before Hermione says to Luna "your turn Luna" Luna looks at Hermione, nods before she says "never have I ever, made out with my sibling" making Porter and Preston take a shot each before Preston says "it was when we were with Harry"
"but what I want to know is, how did Luna know ?" asks Preston.
"she is very insightful" says Draco before he says "never have I ever, sung in public" Harry and Hermione both take a shot before Porter asks Harry "you sing ?"
"yea, I used to do it in the dorms quietly and I do it here and so does Hermione" replies Harry.
"we've never heard you sing before" Preston says to Harry.
"it really is beautiful" says Luna.
"thanks, Luna" says Harry.
"no problem, Harry" says Luna before she says "it's Preston's turn, now"
"OK, never have I ever, fought a troll" says Preston. Harry takes a shot shocking Draco who asks "the rumours are true, you fought a troll ?"
"yea, but we didn't go looking for it, the troll had gotten into the girls bathroom and Ron and I had to fight it to make sure that it didn't kill Hermione" says Harry with a shrug.
"we need to talk about these adventures you've had at that school of yours" Porter says to Harry.
"we will, when we aren't drinking" says Harry before he says "your turn, Porter"
"OK, never I have ever, used a sword" says Porter. Harry takes a shot, shocking Draco again before he says "I used the sword of Godric Gryffindor"
"the sword that belonged to one of the four founders ?" asks Draco.
"yea, it came to me while I was in the chamber of secrets" says Harry.
"you went to the chamber ?" asks Draco.
"yea, it was to save Ginny" says Harry.
"how old were you ?" asks Preston.
"twelve" replies Harry before Porter says "we REALLY need to talk about your adventures at that school" as Preston nods in agreement.
"I know Porter, Preston, I will tell you about it, but it's my turn now" says Harry before he says "never have I ever, been punched by a girl" Draco glares at Harry before he takes a shot which makes Porter ask Draco "who punched you ?" Hermione raises her hand a bit shocking the twins before Preston asks "why did you punch him ?"
"I was an idiot, we were thirteen and I did something really bad and she punched me for it" says Draco.
"what did you do ?" Preston asks Draco.
"I taunted Buckbeak" replies Draco.
"whose Buckbeak ?" asks Porter.
"Buckbeak is a Hippogriff who lived with Rubeus Hagrid and many other Hippogriffs, but was later sentenced to death, due to being taunted and provoked by me and attacking me. Buckbeak was sentenced to death for this act by the Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures, most of whom had been threatened by Lucius Malfoy, my father, into voting for that verdict"
"so, you taunted a Hippogriff and was attacked by it, so you got your father to threaten a department into sentencing Buckbeak to death ?" asks Porter.
"yea, and on the day that he was to be executed, I kind of taunted Hermione who then punched me in the nose" says Draco.
"ouch" says Preston.
"it did hurt" says Draco and they continue playing the game before they start playing truth or dare. It's Hermione's turn first to be asked and Harry asks her "truth or dare ?"
"OK, umm, Truth" says Hermione.
"OK, is it true that you think that Mike Delfino is hot ?" asks Harry.
"yes, it's true" replies Hermione blushing a bit.
"even we have to agree with that" says Porter motioning to himself and his twin who in nodding in agreement before Draco says to Porter "it's your turn, Porter" before he asks "truth or dare ?"
"dare" replies Porter. Draco gets a scary look on his face before he says "I dare you to Get on the table (or in the middle/front) and do a strip tease before you give Harry and Preston a lap-dance" Porter's eyes widen while Hermione, Harry and Preston look at him with shock. Porter does the dare which gets Harry and Preston horny but they can't do anything about it yet. The games for a couple rounds before Porter says to Harry "I dare you to sing Birds of Prey with Hermione and Draco in front of my mom, Mrs Hodge, Dora, Ms Mayer, Mrs Solis and Mrs Mayfair while I record it on camera which I will put on YouTube, you have to sing it right now, at their poker game"
"fine, let's do this then" says Harry before he gets up, followed by Draco, Hermione, Luna and the Scavo Twins before Harry says to the twins "I better get a blowjob for doing this"
"you will" says the twins in unison before they grab the disk with the instrumental to the song before they walk over to the Scavo place, the enter the house getting the attention of the ladies before Porter says "Draco, Harry and Hermione would like to show you ladies something"
"Porter, what's going on ?" asks Lynette.
"you'll see mom" replies Porter before he places the CD player on the table and he hands Luna a camera which she positions to face Harry, Hermione and Draco. The song starts and Harry sings "good evening all you gentlemen, mobsters, creeps and crooks"
Hermione sings "men in tights come after you and still you're off the hook"
Draco sings "for those who scare and terrorise, it's the dawn of a brand new day"
All three sing "you scum can simple call us, the one and only Birds of Prey"
some music plays before Harry sings "Green Lantern has his special ring" then Hermione and Draco sing "pretty strong that little thing"
only Draco sings "Blue Beetle's deed are really swell" then Hermione and Harry sing "but who will bring him out of his shell"
only Harry sings "Flash's foes, they finish last"
only Hermione sings "too bad sometimes he's just. too. fast"
all three sing while dancing a bit "while all the boys can always save the day, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey" Hermione and Draco sing over Harry "the one and only Birds of Prey"
before all three sing while strutting a bit "while all the boys can always save the day, no one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey"
Harry sings while next to Draco "Green Arrow has heroic traits, that is when he's shooting straight"
Draco yells "hey!" Harry says shrugging "just saying"
Draco sings "Aquaman's always courageous" while walking to Hermione
Hermione sings while wiggling her pinkie finger "his little fish, less outrageous"
Draco sings "Plastic Man can expand" while stretching his arms out when he sings 'expand' all three sing "becomes putty in our hands" showing their open hands with the palm upwards
before singing "while all the boys can keep you punks at bay, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey"
Preston and Porter sing "the one and only Birds of Prey" from where they are
before Harry, Draco and Hermione sing "while all the boys can always save the day, no one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey"
some music plays and they dance a bit before walking towards the ladies who are sitting at the table and Stiles sings "Batman throws his bat-a-rang, what a weapon, what a bang" in a sexy voice
Draco sings "check out that utility belt, sure can make the girl's heart melt" while placing his hands on his heart
Hermione sings "he's always right there for the save, I'd like to see his secret cave" putting a finger in her mouth in a seductive way
all three sing while standing in front of the ladies "while Batman does things in his special way, he'll do it better with the Birds of Prey" Draco sings over Hermione and Harry "the one and only Birds of Prey"
all three sing "while Batman always seems to save the day, no one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey, Birds of Prey" while posing a bit before Harry says "meow"with his arms above his head with his fingers like claws. The ladies give them applause which Luna does after she had finished recording them before Susan says "that was amazing, but why did you do it ?"
"it was a dare" says Luna before they leave the ladies before they can say anything else and the teenagers head back to Harry's house to continue playing the game. The game continues and Draco ends up daring Harry to give Porter a blowjob in front of them all for three minutes which Harry does much to Hermione's shock and when it's Draco's time to be asked truth or dare, Draco chooses dare and Harry dares Draco to strip naked, then he has to go outside before he has to run naked up and down the street three times. Draco begrudgingly strip his clothes off before he puts a towel on and heads outside, he then takes the towel off and he runs down the street. In the middle of his third lap of the run on the street Lynette, Susan, Katherine, Bree, Dora and Gabrielle exit the Scavo house and they see Draco running down the street naked with Harry, Luna, Hermione, Porter and Preston watching, Harry, Preston and Porter are laughing while Hermione is covering here eyes and shaking her head and Luna is just watching Draco run and isn't even fazed by the display.
Draco catches sight of the ladies as he runs past them, Draco widens his eyes as he runs past them while Katherine gives Draco a little wave while Bree and Susan cover their eyes, Gabrielle is shocked, Dora is laughing and Lynette is just staring at Porter, Preston and Harry who had stopped laughing once they saw the ladies when Draco had run past them.
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