Chapter 4

Everything that his Psychometry turned Scan power had told him was true and honestly Issei wondered who the real bad guy was if Devils had better actual character than the Church Clergy.

Being her new friend, the teen escorted the teen towards an old church, it having been bought by as of yet unknown owners.

Since it was on the far side of town and she was supposed to have came tomorrow that meant they had some time on their hands. Out of sympathy for her ordeal Issei had decided to talk the long, scenic route.

Their first destination was an arcade. To his dismay the man who his life as a video game was getting routinely trounced by a nun who though Atari was JUST a japanese word for a thing in a game of Go.

"I won!" she exclaimed after routinely trouncing him in Mortal Instinct.

"that...was my primary…." Issei sulked.

Asia had beaten him the first time with a joke character in his favorite fighting game.

"eh? Issei-san are you alright?"

"ah" he shook it off, "nothing. How about we get something to eat next?"

"mhm!" she nodded.

However as they walked out Asia had magnetically face planted to the glass wall of a claw machine. In it were plushies best described as the diabetes inducing cross of a puppy, kitten, and bunny all rolled into one.

"cuuuuuuuuuuute~" she drooled.

Combing through his hair, Issei sighed and searched in his pocket for change. By the time he actually won it he was pretty much starving for cash.

-V-

The meal itself was nice, taking her to a diner, letting Asia cutely struggle in trying eat the massive hamburger.

"You like it?"

"Yes I do!" she smiled.

He smiled.

Then he stopped smiling.

He just dated a third girl.

Why didn't he have this luck before?

Across the table Asia waved her hand in his face, "Issei-san? Issei-san!"

"huh!?" he jumped back into consciousness.

"You were staring into space." she stated.

"Its nothing." Issei handwaved.

They continued eating.

"Issei-san…" she started.

"yeah?" he asked.

"Do you think the people at the church will...like...me?"


(Comfort) - Who wouldn't like you?

(Protective) - They will or they'll have to answer to me!

(Neutral) - Yes they will.

(Renegade) - No. No they won't.


"Who wouldn't like you? You're the sweetest nicest person I've met. If they don't like you just know that I always will."

Did he just say that!? What Idiot RPG Dev doesn't spell out what you'll say in a conversation!

Unknown to Issei who was screaming inside his head, Asia was turning a nice shade of pink.

-V-

Odd as it was, despite being Devil territory someone had managed to reopen it. Maybe it was just some nondenominated one, the kind that doesn't have crazed clergyman.

"Hel-lo...Shitty People! IT IS I! FATHER FREED SELLZEN!"

With that sudden outburst it dashed the Psychic's hopes. As standing between the old church on the hill and Issei was a strange white haired man in priest clothes, his eyes darting left and right like crazy.


Freed Sellzen aka The Shitty Priest

-loudmouth insane ex-exorcist-

A talented former exorcist of the church, he was a sadistic madman who was only in it to kill people and for that was kicked out and had just joined the Fallen Angels.

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Swordsman Grade 4, Gunslinger Grade 3

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Fight Junkie (passive) - you feel bloodthirsty and delight in fighting


'no attributes?'

Issei had no time to ponder as the weirdo had already closed the distance between them, swinging down with a blade of pure light. The teen instantly activated his sacred gear as the light blade impacted and wrestled with his armor clad forearms.

"Cheh!"

Freed jumped back, now brandishing a large handgun with a cross on it.


Light Gun - Uncommon Pistol

Semi-automatic Pistol made by the Christian Church that shoots light element projectiles.


Issei had already pushed Asia to the side as the exorcist already began to unload on him. Even with his enhanced agility and toughness the teen could only resist so much damage.

Somehow in a gap he shot a Repel at Freed then a few Bolts before they both fled. Wincing in pain he slammed his back to a tree at the side of the road, right next to Asia.

"I-Issei-san!" clamored Asia, holding her palms over his wounds.

A light green glow indicated that she was using Twilight Healings Heal power.

"I'm sorry." she started to tear up, "i didn't know...p-please don't hate me!"

"No. I don't blame you." he assured, "and I will never hate you either."

Some unknown benefactor had told her to come to this new church in japan of all places just after she got kicked out.

The teen would have to chastise himself later out of how obviously sketchy it was.

With most of the wounds gone, Issei now had to focus on how to get out of this situation as he could tell that Freed was still out there.

'Dog Form.'

With Dog Form activated, A vague red outline of a dog now hovered over his body as a wave of senses now flooded into his mind. Behind the two teens was Freed, running at a breakneck pace but somehow not producing a sound.

Issei whipped back and charge a Power Fist that clashed head on with Freed's light blade.


Light Blade - Uncommon Sword

A mass produced variation of the holy sword that generates a blade of hard holy light element.


The resulting feedback repelled both.

"Asia." he growled protectively, " Down the hill. Now!"

To lost for words the ex-nun nodded and ran down as the Gamer readied another Power Fist.

"What do you want!?" he demanded.

"Why should I tell you!?" cackled Freed, "I could just save time and just gut you!"

Light bullets whizzed through the air and forced Issei to dodge. Roaring ferociously, the teen threw himself at the exorcist as metal gauntlet continued to clash with light blade.

"THIS IS FUN HAHAHAA! WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN!"

Clang.

Clang.

Clang.

They continued the stalemate, exchanging blows counteracting blows.

"more. more! MORE!"

'this sicko is getting off on it!' Issei scowled.

"Come on you fucker!"

Freed lifted his Light Gun.

"DANCE FOR ME!"

Not even bothering to aim, the former exorcists fire more bullets in frenzied, disorganized fashion.

"Nice moves I can see why that little whore of a nun follows ya!"

Bang. Bang.

"Ha! Run! Run like the Pussy you are!"

Bang. Bang.

Issei shivered in rage, "Can you just SHUT. THE FUCK UP!"

Without a hint of self control he unknowingly changed to his Rat Form and activating Boost A.

"GRAAAGGHHHH!" The teen roared.

With the agility and stealth ability of a Rat he began to run rings around Freed. Darting back and forthe as he dashed around and clawing at the exorcists with metal encased hands. Despite the reddening marks now appearing on him the madman never ceased to stop his infernal racket. In fact Freed was cackling and howling.

"OW! THAT HURT!" squealed the older man.

Even with the speed boost Issei couldn't stop him. Freed continued to fight him while he was getting tired. After another swing Issei again retreated behind a tree, thankful that his rat stealth was working. Issei panted and reached into his front pocket; going through the inventory grid and pulled out stamina potion before guzzling it down like a shot glass.

"GOT YA!."

Issei jumped away from as a light blade went right through where he would have been

"Or not!" Freed snorted before laughing again.

"WHAT ARE YOU!?" yelled Issei outraged.

"WHO AM I!? I'M A GUY WHO LIKE TO KILL SHITS LIKE YOU!"

Both Issei and Freed continued their game, clashing for god knows how long. His enhance gamer powers were matched with Frees maddened inhuman ability.

So Issei now tried to just overpower him.

"bolt."

A charged Bolt of unnecessarily large amount of power flew from Issei's fingers. At such close range that the explosion (though smaller than it should be) had thrown Freed back and Issei if the latter hadn't already braced for it.

"bolt."

A second bolt of lesser magnitude slammed into a shaky Freed. Then a third. Then a forth in rapid succession.

He continued using Bolt. Charged and not till finally Freed collapsed to a knee. Fatigued.


A Skill has leveled up!

Bolt III

3 - Automatic


"you…." panted Freed, "I'm gonna get you shits...someday...somehow…"

The Shitty Priest collapsed, both Light Blade and Light Gun falling from his hands and sliding

towards Issei.


Rewards Received: Light Blade, Light Gun


Issei was worn out. That was the most intense fight he had so far. Looking he saw that there footprints, scorch marks, craters, and deep cuts all over the forested area. He too collapsed but had enough willpower or in his case: Mental Strength to stay awake. The teen breathed, lying there for at least a minute before getting up.

"God this sucks!" he groaned, "Why can't I just go back to the life of wishing to sleep with woman."

"that can be arranged."

In all her...disturbing BSDM Beauty floated in Raynare, looking at Issei's torn clothes and his new scarred muscle with interest.

"aw...crap."

-V-

Long story short this old abandoned Kuoh Church was in fact a hideout for Fallen Angels and their ilk. They never bothered to clean up the inside but they (read: Raynare) had the decency to put up a dining table.


Old Kuoh Church - Fallen Angel Stronghold


Kuoh Academy was a Devil Stronghold.

This was problematic.

They were welcoming; kind of, though by Raynare's insistence mostly.

Right now everyone was eating except for Freed Sellzen, who was tied up and had his head shoved into the nearby trashcan so it left his legs sticking upward thrashing about all the while the shitty priest was screaming muffled obscenities, and Raynare, who had a frilly cute pink apron over her mature leather dominatrix form as she spoon fed Issei who at the moment was tied up in magic chains.


Relationships

Potential Romances

Asia Argento: ...Bro-Con?

Raynare: Obsessive Love

Rias Gremory: Crush

Kiba Yuuto: Friendly...for now

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Rivalries

Freed Sellzen: 'playmates'


Raynare was as yandere for him as always; Asia...well...that was new. The Sicko Freed really did just

see this whole thing as fun and that was expected from the madman.

"Say ah~"

Issei didn't say it.

"Say ah~"

Issei still didn't say it.

Asia looked at the two with a pout, made all the more ridiculous and cute given her little bib and her hands clenching hard on a knife and fork.

"...ah-GHGFHIOFISJGLOILRGGH"

The fallen angel shoved the spoon full of meatloaf down his throat.

"There!" she smiled, "was that so hard?"

Issei gagged and coughed before looking with pleading eyes to the three other fallen angels in the room.

The middled aged man in trench coat and hat just mouthed, 'it happens'

A tall buxom blue-nette with hair over an eye with violet coat and mini skirt just shrugged.

The youngest of the four fallen angels, a petite blond pigtailed girl in black gothic lolita didn't even notice or cared as she unceremoniously bit into a drumstick with little in the way of manners.

"...yes?"

Raynare dropped the spoon….and started to tear up.

"Y-you don't like m-my cooking!?" she said in a tantrum.

"no I-"

"I-HATE YOU! WAAAAAAAAAHH!"

She ran off sobbing uncontrollably.

"RAYNARE!" yelled the blue-nette as she chased after her.

"Kalawarner its just one of her fits…" grumbled the only male fallen.

Kalawarner glared at her counterpart, "shut up Dohnaseek."

The woman ran off after Issei's ex followed by the youngest fallen angel who glared at him.

"Woman." growled Dohnaseek, "troublesome."

Issei grunted, "hn."

"Shannaro"

"what does that mean Asia?"

"I don't know I just felt like saying it."

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Twice Critical - Common Sacred Gear

Doubles the physical power of the user. Binds on Equip. Evolvable.

*Max Two Active Passives. *Only one Form allowed

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Fight Junkie (Passive)

You feel incredibly bloodthirsty and delight in fighting.

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Boost A (Active Passive)

+1 P. Strength

+1 P. Speed

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Boost B (Active Passive)

+1 P. Strength

+1 P. Speed

*Requires Boost A

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Rat Form I (Active Passive)

+1 P. Speed

+1 M. Speed

Rat's Nose - gain a rat's sense of smell

Sneaky Rat - gain the stealthy skills of a rat

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Dog Form I (Active Passive)

+1 P. Strength

+1 P. Speed

Bloodhound - gain a Dog's sense of smell

Dog's Ears - gain the ability to hear as well as a dog

Attack Dog - increase to intimidation and bite attacks


Issei Hyoudou

-Kuoh Academy Student-

P. Strength - 2

P. Speed - 1

M. Strength - 3

M. Speed - 1

Issei Hyoudou was a psychic who used to be a pervert before nearly getting sexually assaulted by his Fallen Angel (ex-girlfriend).

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Highschooler Grade 2

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Bolt III (Active) - shoot a projectile of energy.

Gamer's Mind (Passive) - total focus and confidence, suppresses harmful and debilitating emotions.

Power Punch (Active) - chargeable high powered punch

Repel I (Active) - project a wave of energy that knocks backs anything in front of you.

Scan III (Active) - analyzed a person place or thing.

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A/N: People wanted updates so I brought you one. Less Game Dialogue and more story. Hopefully its not filler as I fear it to be. D:

BTW Issei's harem is still a WIP.

P.S. Got plans to write up my Robots vs. Demons idea for HS DxD I discussed in Chapter 2.

P.P.S. What do you think of a story where the Biblical Adam is the antagonist?


Naruto Fanfic Idea: A Maelstrom divided

Mito, Menma, Arashi, Naruto and Naruko are the five sons and daughters of Minato and Kushina who died during the Kyuubi attack.

Mito and Menma are the oldest and come from other marriages, they don't like each other and wrestle for power within the Uzumaki clan.

Naruto and Naruko are twins who are troublemakers that seem to wreak havoc amongst friends and enemies.

Arashi, the only adopted child, struggling to prove that he can go toe to toe with everyone else while dealing with the unhealthy interest of Mito and Naruko that they start to have with him.