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INFO: The war is over and everyone knows Snape dies, but there is no Harry Potter without Severus Snape = D.
I so... want to say SORRY for taking for ever on updating and for the Cliffhanger. So I wrote a long chapter for you guys ENJOY!
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"So I did, didn't I? But remember your promise Draco," Hermione said in a sweet voice as he towered over her on the stairs with a frown, "I get whatever I want, and what I want is for you to..."
"…randomly blurt out sex facts every time Professor Snape turns his back."
"What!" Draco exclaimed, thinking that he didn't hear her correctly.
"You heard me Malfoy...I mean Draco." Hermione smiled, correcting herself while trying not to laugh as she walked around the stunned Slytherin and up the stairs towards the Gryffindor tower.
Hearing Hermione's footsteps fade away, Draco snapped back into reality, not believing what Granger asked of him and ran after her again.
"Quid Agis (Latin for "How are you")." Hermione whispered the password to the fat lady.
"Granger, there is no way I'm doing that." Draco said grabbing her arm before she had the chance to step into the portrait hole.
"Firstly, it's Hermione. Secondly, you have no choice Draco. Remember your promise. Thirdly, let go of my arm." Hermione said ripping from Malfoy's hold.
"Fine Gran... Hermione," Draco said through clinched teeth, "you want me to randomly blurt out sex facts, every time Professor Snape turns his back?" Draco snarled and Hermione nodded.
"Fine, I will do just that if that's what you want. Oh, and have fun talking to potty and the weasel."
Watching Malfoy leave Hermione groaned, not wanting to explain to Harry and Ron about Malfoy, but knew that she had to before anyone else did.
"And Hermione dear," Draco sweetly shouted over his shoulder as he walked away, "never wear that hideous jersey again."
Rolling her eyes, Hermione walked in to the Gryffindor common room, seeing her two favorite guys playing chess by the fire place. "Hey Harry; Hey Ron." Hermione cheerfully said plopping down on the big couch.
"Hey Hermione, where were you?" Harry asked from the floor.
"Yeah, we missed you" Ron exclaimed not taking his eyes off the game.
"Library like always but that not why I'm here. I need to talk guys."
"NO, you're not breaking up with us Hermione." Harry joked, making his best mates laugh.
"No..." Hermione said playfully rolling her eyes.
"So what do you want to talk about?" Ron asked in then shouted "checkmate!"
"You're a cheater Ron!" Harry muttered coming up from the floor to sit on Hermione's left.
"Don't hate 'cause the boy-who-lived is a loser..." Ron grinned sitting to the left of Harry.
"I'm dating Draco Malfoy!" Hermione blurted out, getting the boys attention at once before they started arguing about who was the best chess player.
"WHAT!" Ron said flabbergasted.
"You're joking, right? But if you aren't then that great!" Harry told her making Ron look at him like he lost it.
"Are you mad?" Ron shouted at him, "This is Malfoy we're talking about Harry; Draco Malfoy, Death Eater ... Hello?"
"Ron, Malfoy had no choice okay? He was protecting his family. Voldemort would have killed them." Harry simply stated while Hermione sighed, watching them argue.
"You're only okay with it because you're dating Pansy!" Ron blurted out turning red as a tomato.
"So? This has nothing to do with Pansy! You're just jealous because you never got the courage to admit your feelings!" Harry exclaimed. "You're over reacting like you did with Victor Krum."
"I am not over reacting! Hermione is like a sister to me! I don't want just any git getting their hands on her." Ron told him as his blush faded into his scarlet ginger face.
"Will you two shut up?" Hermione snapped, getting annoyed with their fight and silencing them at once. "I don't actually like Malfoy."
"Then way are you dating him?" Ron claimed, crossing his arms over his chest waiting for her answer.
"Because if I pretend to be his girlfriend, I get what I want from him." Hermione said smiling evilly. "ANYTHING I want."
Harry and Ron looked at Hermione like she has gone off her rocker from the way she was smiling at them - like a Slytherin with an evil plan in mind.
"Hermione..." Harry said cautiously, "are you sure you know what you're getting yourself into? Because I will not be playing any part of this game you have got going on with Malfoy. Voldemort didn't kill me but Pansy might."
"Whipped." Ron murmured which caused Harry to glare at him.
"What did you say Ronald?" Harry snapped daring him to say it again.
"I said... yeah, I don't want any part of this either. I already have a week's worth of detentions with Snape and I don't want anymore. Quidditch is coming up and I need to practice." Ron exclaimed and then added, "But if you need any ideas to humiliate the git, I'm all for it".
"Don't worry guys I got this all under control." Hermione told them thinking about tomorrow while she got up to head to her common room for the night and left Harry and Ron who shook their heads in disapproval.
The following morning, Hermione came skipping down the stairs in her school uniform and into the common room where Malfoy was sitting down on the leather couch reading the daily prophet. "Hello Draco" Hermione said, looking down at the Head boy.
Malfoy looked up at the cheerful girl in front of him with a questioning look.
"Why are so you happy today Granger?"
"I just love Mondays," Hermione smiled, fixing the straps on her backpack, "don't you?"
"No." Draco said in a monotone voice as he threw the newspaper on the coffee table, grabbed his back pack and walked out the portrait hole.
Hermione watched him leave thinking that he must have forgotten about what they agreed to yesterday. 'He probably chickened out.' Hermione thought, taking a seat where Malfoy was sitting a second ago. Before Hermione could grab the newspaper that Draco threw on the coffee table, the blond boy walked back into the common room.
"Well Granger, move your arse!" Draco shouted leaning on the door frame, crossing his arms over his white school shirt.
Hermione jumped up in surprise snapping her head up towards him, "What?" she asked in confusion.
"Granger, I can't go into the Great hall without my new girlfriend clinging onto me." Draco stated, walking over to grab her hand and dragging her out the room.
Hermione snatched her hand away from Malfoy's as she followed him down the hall. "So ..." Hermione said breaking the silence, "what is our back up story? Like, how did we start dating?"
Draco had thought about that all last night in his room, wondering what to say when people would ask them about when and how they started dating. "We'll just say we've been secretly dating for about five months and that we got tired of sneaking around and both of us decided to make our relationship public."
Hermione was about to argue, asking him if that was the best he could come up with, but decided to drop it seeing as Professor Snape was making his way towards them. "Okay, I think everyone might buy it." Hermione smiled lovingly and intertwined their hands together.
Draco raised a blond eye brow, surprised that Granger didn't argue as he watched her smile up at him and grab his hand. Draco was about to push open the doors to the Great hall but saw Hermione looking over his shoulder again and then back to him. 'Don't let it be Greengrass; Anyone but her.' Draco thought, not wanting to start a fight this early in the morning. But he heard someone worse than Greengrass.
"Mr. Malfoy and Ms. Granger." A snarl sounded behind them.
"Professor Snape." Draco said, turning around to face his Godfather.
"What, may I ask, are you two doing just standing outside the Great hall looking like two idiotic first years holding hands?" Snape growled looking at their intertwined fingers.
"Well you see Professor Snape, Draco and I were just about to make our relationship public." Hermione said in a girly voice showing all her white teeth as she smiled.
"Are you saying, Ms. Granger, that you and Mr. Malfoy are dating?" Snape asked with a disgusted expression.
"Yes, sir. Draco and I have been secretly dating for about five months now."
Hermione responded watching Snape turn paler.
"You, Professor, are the first to find out. Isn't that right, Drakeypoo?"
Snape would never have thought that these two enemies would ever have any kind of relationship besides hatred. He looked at Draco, who only blinked, and then at Hermione, who was smiling at Draco. "Ten points from Gryffindor for name calling and smiling too much." Snape snapped, storming past them and into the Great hall.
Draco wanted to say something, anything, but not knowing what to say, Draco blurted out "Men who are depressed are twice as likely to orgasm and three times as likely to have difficulty maintaining an erection."
Snape looked over his shoulder at Draco before the doors closed, thinking that his only god son had finally gone mental.
"Well... that was a great way to start off your plan." Hermione commented, looking up at Malfoy who was looking at the closed doors to the Great hall.
Hermione tried to not laugh but couldn't help it.
"Shut up Granger!" Draco snapped, giving her a sharp glare which would have scared just about anyone except her.
"Oh, don't make that face Malfoy," Hermione sarcastically said, "because it scares me so... much." Then she burst into a new fit of laughter.
''Shut up!" Draco warned her.
"Or what? You're going to break up with me?" Hermione smiled challengingly.
Draco grabbed Hermione, dragging her down the hall and out of sight. "Look Granger, so far everything I've planned has backfired." Draco snapped at her making her stop her giggling. He ranted on about how awful everything went in front of Snape and that if they couldn't seem like a real couple in front of him, how were they going to pull this off in front of everyone else?
Hermione watched quietly, thinking that the boy could talk a lot and, tired of his complaining, Hermione spoke up. "So what's Plan B?" She questioned as Draco looked at her, forgetting that she was there.
"You do have a Plan B, right?"
"Right..." Draco confirmed coming up with something fast. "Okay, so this is my Plan B..."
"Wait," Hermione interrupted him, "can we call it 'The Morning after Pill'"? Hermione smiled, wanting to giggle from the look on Malfoy's face.
"What? Why that?" Draco asked confused, "and what's a pill?"
Hermione snored softly and explained what a pill was. "It's a dose of medicine in the form of a small pellet," Hermione said, "and the morning after pill is a code for a backup plan." she said somewhat bending the truth and hoping he would buy it. He did. Stupid pureblood inbreed Hermione thought smiling.
"Whatever Granger. We'll call it 'The Morning after Pill'." Draco said, not caring what they called the plan.
Hermione bit her inner cheek, not wanting to laugh as Draco explained what their plan was.
"So, you got the plan Granger?" Draco claimed, thinking that Granger was acting a bit weird today.
"Yeah... walk in separately and then you come to my table to walk me to class, got it" Hermione said in a bored voice. "Now can I go? I'm hungry."
"Fine." He told her as they walked back to the entry of the Great hall. "Oh and Granger is stating sex facts every time Snape turns his back really what you want me to do?"
Hermione had her hand on the door as she turned her head toward Draco with a smirk on her face and only said two words before slipping to the Great hall.
"For now."
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