Hawaii. Golden sand. Swaying palms. Bright moonlight. Glistening stars. Gentle breeze. Deep blue sea. She and Ranger. All alone on the romantic beach. Panting. Nope, Ranger was not joking when he said he'll explain to her what "hell" really means.
He pinned her to the wall with his perfect body, kissed her senseless, made her all hot and bothered, and then dragged her out for a 5-mile midnight run in the paradise for lovers. And she's the one who's doing all the panting, mind you. She really, really wants to kill her conspirator with bare hands. The FTA, a 5' 9" redhead green-eyed drag queen who looks like a strange combination of Shrek and Derek Jeter, ratted her out the second Ranger put the handcuffs on his (or her?) wrists. And now Ranger is angry with her for lying to him.
Why does nothing ever go right in her life? She wants to sigh but is too busy panting. She looks longingly at the Cuban Sex God running steadily and gracefully not too far in front of her. Oh yes, he does have the most delicious, perfect butt. She's about to smirk when her eyes catches a glimpse of the shining gold ring around his ring finger. And all of a sudden Stephanie knows what she's going to do. She's gone through hell just to put that ring on him, and she's never gonna let him take it off. NEVER!
-END of Punch 4: Pizza with Pineapples on Top -
