DISCLAIMER:

Zeus: This is not Rick Riordian. If it were, what's about to happen wouldn't have.

Hera: Yes, how could you, mysterious writer?

Me: I'm EVIL! Mwah hah hah!

Zeus: *screams like a little girl and runs away*

Hera: Hmpt... *walks away*

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"That Persephone. She just keeps getting paler and paler. And did you see how skinny she was. It makes me wonder…" Hera started into one of her rants. I decided to tune her out like I always do.

We passed by a newsstand and I stopped to pick up the latest copy of CosmoGod. I was the main picture of this weeks issue. It was when we were walking around and I saw the lady with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. The caption said, "Are Zeus and Hera Finally Done?" I turned to the article. The picture showed me smiling and looking at the woman as she walked by. Hera was giving me a dirty look. The toilet paper woman had apparently been interviewed. I read what she said:

Interviewer: "Are you and Zeus in a relationship?"

TP Lady: "Oh yes, Zeus and I are completely in love."

Interviewer: "Does Hera know?"

TP Lady: "It's obvious their relationship isn't working out. I just hope she doesn't take it too personally. Let's face it, Zeus just needs someone who younger. I mean, how old is Hera anyways?"

Interviewer: "Well, she's a god, so she's over 2,000 years old.

TP Lady: "My gosh! That certainly is old!"

Interviewer: "Zeus is the same age."

TP Lady: "At least Zeus doesn't show his age."

Interviewer: "Don't you think you should show some more respect to Lady Hera?"

TP Lady: "I'm not afraid of the goddess of marriage. I don't plan on marrying unless he's rich, anyways!"

Interviewer: "Thank you Miss Miller for the interview. May the gods have mercy on your soul."

TP Lady: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Interviewer: "I'm sure you'll find out…"

I closed the magazine. "I don't think the gods will have mercy on her soul." an evil voice said from behind me. I jumped and saw Hera standing there, a gleam in her eye.

"Uh… Hera Honey, are you okay?"

She looked over at me and smiled. "Why yes, of course I am." Then she laughed and walked away.

Well, that's not good… "Encore showing of The Little Pony Who Could!" a voice yelled from in front of a movie theater. I made a bee-line straight for it.

"One ticket for The Little Pony Who Could, please!" I said to the lady behind the desk.

"Regular, 3D, or virtual reality?"

"Whoa! They have virtual reality now?!? That's what I want!"

"Here you go, theater 1232. Enjoy."

"Thanks!" I yelled as I skipped inside. I made my way to theater 1232 and sat down.

An usher came up to me and said, "Here is your special suit. Now don't eat any of the candy while you're in there."

"OKAY!" I shouted as I changed into the suit. The theater went dark and suddenly I was zapped into the movie. "YIPPEE!"

Meanwhile, in Hera's POV

"So, Miss Miller is it?"

"Uh… yeah. What's it to ya?"

"Did you call me old… and do you believe that my powers are not as magnificent to the other god's?"

"You're the goddess of marriage. What's the worst you can do to me? Make my marriage sour?"

"I think you're forgetting that my symbol is the peacock… and the cow." I said with a cold laugh.

"Okay. Thanks for the zoology lesson."

"You'll defiantly be thanking me later!" I told her as I zapped her. The once beautiful form of Kristen Miller was now a cow.

"MOOOOOO!" said the black and white Holstein cow.

"You're a heifer!" I said as I walked out of the alley way. It's good to be a god.

Zeus's POV, just after the movie

"I see pretty colors, and rainbows!" I said. I was all dizzy and felt like I was flying.

"Umm… Lord Zeus, did you eat the candy?" a funny looking usher asked.

"Yay! I'm flying!" I said. I flapped my wings and spun around in circles.

The usher thingy pulled out a phone and said, "911, we need an ambulance at the movie theater."

The last thing I remember was falling asleep as a nice nurse put a gas mask over my face.

Hera's POV

RING! RING! I pulled out my iPhone (Iris Phone). "Hello?"

"Hera? This is Dr. Apollo. Could you come to the hospital?"

"Why? What happened?" I asked. Did they find the cow already?

"It's Zeus."

"What?!? What happened?"

"He ate Annatroximopliene."

"What's that?"

"I'll explain everything once you get here." Apollo told me.

"I'm coming, Zeuy!" I yelled to no one as I zapped myself to the hospital.

Thanks so much! Please tell me what you thought of this chapter. What will happen to Zeus? Will he and Hera stay together? Will Kristen Miller turn back into a woman? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know.

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