Disclaimer: Ouran High School Host Club and Hetalia belong to their respective owners. They do not belong to me. Also, this story is based off of the first episode of OHSHC in dub. I made some changes here and there to make it fit the characters from Hetalia. Enjoy.


Question for this Story: Who would win in a Host Club battle, France or Tamaki? The winner is France, who would host circles around Tamaki since he is mroe experienced! Thanks to everyone who participated in this story's Question!


Madeline and Alice sat at a table, facing one another. Alice took a long sip of her tea. She dropped her cup, then looked at Madeline with a sly look on her face. "Oh, really? That must have been terrible," Alice said, obviously faking the sorriness in her voice. "I can't imagine what I'd do if my bag fell into the pond."

Why did she request me when it's obvious she doesn't like me? Madeline wondered.

"And you actually made Francis search the dirty, old pond with you, how astonishing," she added. "You do realize he's a blue blood and not a commoner, right?" Alice emphasized on the word 'commoner.' "The only reason he is paying attention to you is because he's trying to turn you into a gentleman. Don't start thinking he cares about you just because he's doting on you."

"Now I understand," Madeline said, her voice becoming dark. "You're jealous of me."

Something snapped in Alice. Madeline stood up to leave, but before she knew it, Madeline felt something sweep under her legs, taking her by surprise. She tried to keep balance by holding on to the table, but the table fell as well as her. She stumbled on top of Alice. Alice screamed, grabbing the attention of everyone in the room.

"No, Matthew, leave me alone! Somebody help, he just attacked me!" Alice shouted. Madeline was taken aback by how quickly it all happened. "Someone do something! Teach this commoner a lesson!"

Lovino and Feliciano came to the scene. They both splashed water on both Alice and Matthew in an attempt to calm them down. Madeline slowly sat up and looked at the twins. "Why did you do that?" Alice questioned. Francis followed behind the two and helped Alice back to her feet. "Do something, Francis," Alice pleaded. "Matthew just assaulted me."

"I'm disappointed in you," Francis put it plainly. "You threw his bag into the pond, didn't you?"

"You don't know that!" Alice tried to defend herself. She sounded in a rush, as if trying to run away when she was already caught red-handed. "Do you have any proof that I did?"

"You know, you're a beautiful girl, but you aren't classy enough to be our guest dear. If there's one thing I know," Francis stared into Alice's green eyes, "Matthew is not that kind of a man."

"B-but why, Francis? You idiot!" Alice ran out of the room, crying. Francis then turned to Madeline, his hand on his chin.

"Hm... Now, how am I going to punish you? Because it is your fault, after all." Francis snapped his fingers. "Your quota is now 1,000!"

Madeline's eye twitched. "... 1,000...?!"

Francis offered his hand to Madeline. "Come on." She accepted it, and Francis helped her up. "I've got high expectations for you, my little rookie." He winked at her.

"This is the only spare uniform we have," said Roderich as he handed Madeline a bag of clothes. "Sorry, but it's better than a wet one, right?"

"Thanks a lot, you guys," Madeline said as she peeked into the bag. "I'm gonna go change."


"Matthew," Francis called out as he stepped into the changing room. "Here you go, I brought you some towels." He pulled back the curtain, only to see Madeline in her undershirt that beautifully showed off her tracts of land. Francis froze. He let go of the curtain, and it flowed back in its closed position.

"...Matthew?" Francis called out once more.

"Yeah?" Madeline relied.

"So... you're a girl?"


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"Biologically speaking, yeah," Madeline answered as she came out of the changing room. She wore the girls' uniform for the school, which was a very beautiful yellow dress. Francis began freaking out. "Listen, Francis, I don't really care whether you guys recognize me as a boy or a girl. In my opinion, it's more important for a person to be recognized for who they are, rather than for what sex they are."

"Well isn't this an interesting development," Roderich said sarcastically. He knew Madeline was a girl from the start.

"Oh yeah," the twins said in unison as they smirked at one another. Tino and Berwald nodded their heads in agreement. These guys found out along the way.

"But then why is your name 'Matthew'?!" Francis asked, pointing an accusing finger at Madeline.

"I must have made a mistake when doing the entrance exam," she answered plainly. "My real name is Madeline, but I guess it's okay for you to call me Matthew." Francis was still freaking out. Madeline tried to calm him down. "Uh, You know, I have to say, Francis, I thought you were pretty cool earlier." Francis did cool down... if turning tomato red and being all flustered counted as 'cooling down.'

"Now, I could be wrong, but I think we may be witnessing the beginnings of love here." Roderich addressed to the reader.

"Being a host and being fussed over by a bunch of girls my not be that bad," Madeline agreed. The rest of the club gathered around Francis to try and calm him down. Madeline placed her hand on her chin in thought. "I wonder how I can pull it off..." She wondered for a bit. She then remembered how her brother acted. "I've got it!" she proclaimed...

"I'll just call everyone 'dude' and 'bro' now!" Madeline giggled to herself.


A/N: THE LAAAST PAART! I'd like to thank all you guys for sticking with this story all week! Sorry about the late update though. I slept at 4 am and woke up at 4 pm. Plus, TF2 got a new update so my friend and I enjoyed that. And my Sketchbook Pro and Animal Crossing New Leaf came in the mail and I got distracted with building my town. Aaand I had to go pickup my uncle from the airport with my mom. So yeah.

So, after this, I shall write the Soul Eater x OHSHC crossover and post those parts as well. I haven't finished writing it yet so I don't know how many parts it is. After that, I shall upload a new chapter story for Hetalia and spend my time working on that. I would take requests, but since I'm so busy, I can't take any right now.

Anyways, thanks again for reading this story!

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this story! Please Read and Review! They feed the plot bunnies so they can leave me alone to do more important things!

With love, Purple~