Uchiha Sasuke stood up and spanked his flat and definitely not juicy ass as he just tried to process the information through this shiny-from-grease ears.

"So apparently, Pablo has an arrest record. Sakura, you're being as racist as that guy your friend Lolo's friend. Remember? He said, 'I'm glad slavery happened. Who else would've picked the cotton?' And it was off-putting to Lolo and she disconnected her Nintendo 3ds from her asscrack since it had enough molecules from the stench to create an electric charge, but no one was stupid enough to tell her to wipe her fucking ass?"

'Yeah," said Sakura. "All that was unnecessary, but it says that Pablo did some really freaky shit. For example, he tried to create enhanced ammo in Resident Evil 3 and use it on the sawed-off shotgun. How fucking dumb is his tortilla-lookin' ass?"

"We need to report this to the police," said Sasuke. "We better bring Naruto's stupid ass so he can help us. You know that if we don't take him with us, he'll tell Kakashi's dumb bitch ass and make us do more linear algebra homework."

"I hate that grey-haired nigga," said Sakura. "But let's go."

They had to walk through a ton of rain and it made Sakura laugh a lot as the rain hit her pussy hairs that now looked like pink noodles.

"Okay, Naruto," said Sasuke as he knocked on the door. "We need to go to the police, but somebody tried to run us over. Now we need to borrow your three bicycles, which I don't know why you have in the first place."

"I mean, he has two toilets in the same bathroom, so..." said Sakura.

"Yeah, that's true," said Naruto. "Yeah, let's go. I need to change my huggies first." He farted and you could see a tiny shit stain on his orange jump suit. The two of them just rolled their eyes, but nonetheless, Naruto got the bikes out of the garage and they began to pedal.

Sakura was pedaling as if someone just lit a firecracker in her ass.

"Hurry up, Uchiha Sasuke!" she said as was about 30 feet ahead of him who had a wobbly wheel. It took them about 20 minutes to get there.