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Chapter 4: Good Merits And A Weird Carrot


As quickly as she had appeared the beautiful Princess Denise was gone from my view yet again. She was taken away by her white carriage. I sigh, deeply missing the time when she was mine and I could hug and kiss and I could lo-

"Carl over here." I hear a voice call out to me. Dang that porter always having bad timing can't just leave me and imaginary Denise alone can he.

"Coming Porter." I proceed to walk over to him and notice he's standing at what looks like a sign in booth.

"Hey look they're still accepting entries for the jousting contest."

"Oh awesome."

"And i signed you up." I'm only half paying attention to him at this.

"That's great Porter-" Then the realization hit me harder than Serge tackle. "Wait WHAT you did not sign me up for that death trap."

"Haha too late buddy already signed you up." I look down at the sign up sheet and sure enough they're it is in fancy writing, Carl Monteclaire.

"Omg I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die omg I'm-"

"Carl," I don't listen I just keep going on and on. "CARL!" Porter yells at me and I instantly clam up.

"Stay calm you wont be in any danger after all you have Porter Jackson AIT extraordinaire." Somehow I feel even worst.

"And this is the same Porter that got me stuck in a shadow dimension, got me caught into a time loop, made me dress up as a girl for a job-"

"Yea, yea i get your point but this time it will be different." He says wringing his hands together. I can't help but feel this is gonna get better in the worst way.

"When does the jousting begin?"

"In a couple of hours."

"In a couple of hours!" I all but scream at him. "How will I learn how to joust in a few hours!"

"Don't worry you'll just have to wing it and hope for the best."

"I am gonna be going back home in a coffin."

"Anyways I think Princess Denise will be impressed if someone as scrawny as you wins."

"OK that settles it I'm winning the jousting completion."

"Anyways it's not like the average jousting anyways." I look at him curiously.

"What do you mean?"

"Well instead of horses you ride around on a tiger and instead of a metal pole you hit them with a pool noddle dipped in chocolate."

I stare at him my eye twitching like crazy. "WHAT, what kinda jousting is that!"

"Hey I thought it would be fun."

"But what if the tiger decides to eat me."

"C'mon Carl they're trained tigers duh."

"Well whatever this still seems like a bad idea to me."

"Don't worry it's just tigers and pool noodles what could go wrong..."

"Why did you say that like somethings gonna go wrong."

"Why didn't you?" I ponder this for a minute.

"Touche..."


So we decided to waste sometime by going to random stands eventually I've made my way back to the area where I ran into Ser Serge. I decide to head over to see Jane and as always she busily reading a book.

"Hey Jane." I say to her she lifts up her head.

"Oh hello do I know you?" Duh she wouldn't know who i am after all I am in a different world.

"Uhh no but Ser Serge-" I couldn't finish.

"Ser Serge what did he say did he call me pretty did he say I was cute did he-"

"Woah Jane calm, stay calm." She calms down but soon turns blue. "OK now breathe!"

She finally begin to gasp for air. "So wait you like Ser Serge?" I can see her begin to blush a ton.

"What no, no of course not..." She smiles nervously ay me. "OK maybe a little but he's such a kindred spirit."

What is she talking about Serge is a tank who likes to tackle and shoot hoops. I guess that's our Serge, this Serge might be different than the one back home I mean I'm sure he doesn't like Jane that way...does he.

"So why haven't you told Ser Serge this."

"WHAT are you crazy!" She starts off loud but then quiet down at the end.

"Well just tell him you might be surprised by his answer."

"I'll tell him after the jousting competition after all I can't get him distracted before then."

"OK but makes sure you do it, you might be pleasantly surprised at his answer." I know for a fact that he will say yes to her but I need to let them sort it out.

"Well anyways good luck with Ser Serge I have to be going."

"Oh bye then Ser.."

"Carl"

"OK Ser Carl I bid you good morrow." I wave bye and she bows. What the heck does good morrow mean?

I continue to walk around and look at all the stands until I hear and all too familiar voice call out to me.

"Carl guess what I think I found Dr. Cassabi." Porter comes up next to me.

"What where is he?" He doesn't answer and just points to a giant billboard above me. On the billboard it show Dr. Cassabi holding tooth past and it says revolutionary new courtesy of The Great Magician Cassablin."

"How long had that been there!"

He laughs at me. "Longer than we've been here apparently cmon lets go see him."


We walk all the way to the other part of the castle to a old hovel and walk in through the door.

"Uhh Dr. Cassabi are you in here?" I call out.

"Actually it's Cassablin thank you very much." Just then Casablin poofs in seemingly out of nowhere. And he's wearing a dress way too short for him.

"Ahh my eyes!" I exclaim

"I think mine are melting!" Porter says as well.

"What's wrong with you two anyhow?"

"Why are you wearing such a short dress " I say looking at him.

"Excuse me this is not a dress it is the most powerful and well crafted robe...I got it in wizard college."

"Well i think it's too small for you Cassablin." I say laughing out loud at him.

"Well maybe I put on a few pounds since college," He pats his belly. "Bah thats not the point the point is what do you two want?"

"We just wanted to see the great and powerful Magician Cassablin for ourselves."

"OK do you want a free sample of my latest magical concoction," He pulls out some toothpaste like the one on the billboard. "I call it an...Umbrella."

What an Umbrella but oh wait right they didn't even know toothpaste did up till now.

"OK and what does it do?"

"Well you can clean stuff like your nose and ears and eyeballs with it." ...what!

"...What!" I exclaim out loudly. "Shouldn't be for doing your teeth or something?"

"Don't be crazy my good Ser who ever heard of washing your teeth." He says a shows me his teeth and I throw up in my mouth a little. His teeth are yellow and slimy and some are missing.

"The only people who have white teeth are the royals not sure how they do it though." Oh so Denise will have a clean mouth good to know.

"Hey Carl the jousting tournament is about to start." Oh yay this is going to be fun.

"Well bye Cassablin."

"Wait take this with you." He hands me what looks like a carrot.

"What is this?"

"You'll know when the time comes..."

"But it just looks like a carrot."

"It's not a carrot"

"Yea but it-"

"Its not a CARROT!"

"OK geez don't have to get snappy at me." I say before leaving.

"What do you think this does?"

"He said you'll know when the time comes so just trust him."

I can't help but wonder how this will play a part in my journey all well maybe I'll figure it out. And of course my mind also thinks of Princess Denise...it's seems it always does.


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