Torture Of The Naruto Cast

Naruto

It was Christmas Eve and Naruto was still missing some things. First, he had to bake cookies for Santa, then he had to give him milk, which would be preferablly not spoiled. Naruto had expirenced that once, and it was not fun, he didn't want that to happen to Santa. It would be a tragedy!

Naruto ran out of his house and right into Iruka.

"Ow!" Naruto said as he fell onto his butt.

"Are you okay Naruto?" Iruka asked.

"Oh! Iruka-sensei!" Naruto said. "I'm fine."

"What're you doing on Chirstmas Eve?"

"I'm going to get the stuff I need to bake cookies, and milk for Santa, I only have spoiled milk and I don't want Santa to get the runs while delivering toys." Naruto said.

"You think Santa is real?" Iruka asked.

"I don't think! I know!" Naruto said.

"Uh...Naruto...Can I talk to you for a moment?" Iruka asked.

"Can't! I've gotta go. If I don't hurry I wont be able to bake the cookies and all that." Naruto said. He ran off without another word and left Iruka standing outside Naruto's door.

"Naruto you dumbass, Santa isn't real..." Iruka muttered, he followed Naruto to the store and watched him, just like another person.

"What the hell is he doing?" Aki asked as she sat on the peak of a house's porch roof.

"He's getting the things he needs for Santa's cookies and milk." Iruka answered, Aki fell off the roof and landed face first in the snow.

"He SERIOUSLY STILL believes in Santa?" Aki asked as she lifted herself out of the snow, Iruka made no move to help her.

"Yes." Aki was brushing the snow off of her as Naruto came out of the store.

"Hey, Naruto! What are ya doin'!? Playing wife?!" Aki asked with a smirk.

"NO!" Naruto growled at her. "There are for Santa's cookies!" Naruto added.

"Naruto, Santa do-." Iruka clamped his hand over her mouth and smiled at Naruto.

"Have fun making you're cookes Naruto." Iruka said as he waved to Naruto who shook his head and walked away. Aki bit Iruka's hand and he let go. "Ow!"

"What're you doing?!" Aki growled at him. "Santa doesn't exist and when he gets no presents in the morning what're you doing to do about 'Santa'?" Aki asked as she looked at him with a disapproving look.

"I'm not going to spoil something that makes him this happy. Come on, let's watch him for a little bit." Iruka added.

"I'm tellin' ya, this is a bad idea!" Aki protested, but Iruka wouldn't listen to her. "Arg! Fine! Don't listen to me on not doing this, but listen to me on how we're going to do this!"

"I'm listening."

"Yeah, now you are." Aki muttered. "Anyways, in order not to get caught, we're going to have to be something that Naruto sees all the time." Aki added.

"Which is...?"

"Snowmen!" Aki pointed to his front lawn, there were tons of Snowmen there. Iruka looked at her like she was nuts, which given, she was. She was related to Kakashi, what did you expect, her to be sane?! (Not likely)

"You are seriously going to jump into that snowman?" Iruka asked.

"Yeah, why not?" Aki asked.

"You're fuckin' nuts kid." Aki's jaw dropped and she was looking at Iruka in disbelif. "What?" he asked.

"You, the biggest nice guy, next to...uh...what's his name again...uh...big...Fuzzy brows...tall, dressed in a horrid green..." Aki said as she thought hard about the name.

"Gai?"

"Yeah! There was another on though, kinda looks like what's-his-name!"

"Rock Lee."

"Yeah! Them!" Aki said.

"Hey! Who's out there!?" Naruto asked, with out another word Aki and Iruka hopped into the snowmen, just in time too. Naruto walked by, and luckily he didn't notice the foot prints. "Must of been my imagination..." Naruto muttered. He walked back inside. After Naruto was inside Aki burst out laughing and Iruka was snickering.

They had just seen Naruto in a HOT PINK apron, with HOT PINK bunny slippers on.

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! Damn Naruto! I didn't think you were fuckin' gay!" Aki said as she laughed.

"I had no idea." Iruka muttered, he stepped out of the snowman and looked at Aki who was sprawled out on the ground, laughing her head off. "Calm it down." Iruka ordered.

Aki took a deep breath, looked a Iruka, looked back at Naruto's house, and started laughing again.

"HE'S GAY! OH MY GOD! HE'S FUCKIN' GAY!" Aki said as she laughed as hard as she could, soon she was squeaking from laughing so much.

"Aki?" Naruto asked as she walked out the door.

"HOT PINK!?" Aki asked through her fits of laughter.

"Oh shit!" Naruto muttered, then ran back inside to put the apron and slippers away. He walked back outside and Aki was finally catching her breath. "YOU JUST HAD TO SNEAK UP ON ME WHILE I WAS MAKING MY COOKIES FOR SANTA DIDN'T YOU?!" Naruto yelled at her.

"I wasn't the only one!" Aki yelled at him. She pointed her hand at Iruka, but he wasn't there. "Huh!?" she aked. "Where the hell did he go!?" Aki growled as she looked around, then she spotted it, the moving snowman. "HEY!" Aki tackled the snowman, it was Iruka.

"Get off!" Iruka yelled.

"Iruka-sensei, you were spying on me too!?" Naruto asked.

"No! She dragged me along and shoved me in here. Naruto, are you gay?" Iruka asked suddenly.

"Yes, I thi-" Naruto began. "NO! NO I'M NOT!"

"OH MY GOD! HE IS GAY!" Aki yelled, she burst out laughing again and clutched her sides.

"SHUT UP!" Iruka stood up, set a hand on Naruto's shoulder, and sighed.

"It's okay Naruto. Just make fun of her because she's straight." Iruka suggested.

"No, actually, I'm bi." Aki said with a straight face.

"WHAT?!"

"KIDDING! I'm as crooked as a 10 foot metal pole!" Aki said as she laughed even harder.

"BITCH!" both Naruto and Iruka yelled, they went inside to have hot chocolate, leaving Aki outside to laugh her ass off.

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Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto.

I'm still open to suggestions on who goes next. And no, I don't really think Naruto IS gay, but I do support the NaruSasu pairing, anyways, please reveiw, and it you want someone to go next, just tell me, and if I think of an idea for them, I'll post it. Please and thankies!

Later,

Kaos