I might get Hyrule Warriors either today or tomorrow, so yeah. Let's do this!
Chapter 4
The Serch for Matrh
A few days (or maybe it was one, I can't remember) later Sara tried to interrogate Samus. She brought Mario, Sonic, and Cloud, who, along with Master Chief, should not be in this fanfic but they are anyway.
Anyway, Samus was playing the saxophone with three other girls.
After being poked repeatedly by Sonic and Cloud, Mario shouted,"Discussing," and pretended to vomit. They then attacked Samus and the girls. Mario made one of them incredibly famous by pooping fur on her. Sara then used Sith Lightning because she's now a Jedi *sarcasm*.
"Where is Marth?" Sara smack her.
"The orcs took her," Samus said.
SORRY WRONG STORY!
"I won't tell you!" Samus said, "Even though you'd know if you weren't such a freakin' idiot!"
Raguna snuck into the room, "Math? No sorry, MARTH is in Subspace," Raguna said.
"Thanks God, "Sara said. She then told Mario, Sonic, and Cloud what he said, totally unaware that they had heard it too.
"Damn, how'd you know?" Samus asked, bored. They went to Subspace and "killed" Master Hand and Crazy Hand. Then they found Tatu…no, Taboo…no sorry, it's Tabuu. Who was actually Barack Obama. Who was actually just Brock from the Pokémon anime.
