Oh, can someone please tell me how Mimi's mind works? I mean, it took me forever to even come up with this idea...

Anywayes, enjoy :)

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Oh...God...

It was...Bad. It was really bad. When he was talking to her, her eyes kept slipping to it. When she was looking away, her mind kept creeping back to it.

It was...She dared to take another peek. Purple and orange. Outlined in green. And, good Lord, was that a moose on the bottom?

Don't mention it. Mimi scolded herself. Daddy wants this night to be perfect. He worked so hard on it. Even if IS my birthday, I'm not mentioning it.

So she smiled and nodded as he continued to talk to her. She made all the appropriate replies.

They were halfway to the restaurant now.

Then another horrible thought struck her. What if someone saw her, and her father had that...that...Monstrosity on?

Really, what had he been thinking?

Purple. Orange. Polka dots. Green trim. And that god forsaken moose...

A moose!

I will not say anything I will not say anything I will not say anything...

Mimi fidgeted.

She stared sweating.

Her leg started to bounce.

She bit her lip, tried to force the words back in.

And then her sincere heart bust open and wasted away the dams.

"Daddy," She exploded, "That is the ugliest tie I've ever seen!"

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There you go! On to the next one, TALLY HO!

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