You all know this guy. In my case, it's my sister.


Garrus lined the target up for a perfect headshot. The target was as of now completely unaware that his life was in danger. The enemy soldier paced back and forth, stopping only to look around for any sign of movement. Satisfied that there was nothing, he continued his pacing.

How hilarious that such a high tech facility full of secrets would have a single person guarding the entrance? Garrus could see another guard several yards away, but that was still hilariously underwhelming. With one clean shot, the first guard would be taken out, and the second would follow soon after before he even realized that his friend was dead. If he did this right, he wouldn't even alert the base, but if it did, it was just a matter of waiting for them all to line up in his sights so he could take them out one by one too.

He smirked and was just about to pull the trigger...

...when a spray of bullets took out the target. He screamed and swore at the assailant when he ran up to the second guard and punched him hard enough to collapse the front of his skull and kill him instantly. An alarm went off, the sound of assault rifle fire having alerted the entire enemy base.

"Hey! Kill stealer!" Garrus screamed through the microphone. "I had an entire strategy plotted out and everything!"

"Quit camping and get down here and help us!" Shepard shouted back over the mic.

"This is why I don't usually play video games with you guys," Tali added.