Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans.

Monkey Business

It had been almost 2 minutes and Beast Boy still couldn't find Control Freak. But he could hear sounds of destruction and could only assume that he was using his remote to create more baddies. "Come out of hiding and surrender, for you are no match for the awesome Control Freak!" SHUT UP ALREADY! Beast Boy pleaded silently, annoyed at this wannabe villain and his big fat ego.

There was one thing good about Control Freak's declaration however; that his whiny voice had sent an obvious signal to BB about his whereabouts.

Though he's kinda hard to miss with all of his rotundness... Beast Boy smirked, transformed into a mosquito and zoomed over the mess to the checkout counter.

When he said it was a mess, he meant it. 4 movie isles had collapsed on each other like dominoes, various movies were strewn across the floor and the front windows had been shattered. But still no Clash Of The Planets... Even though his fly vision was grainy and kaleidoscopic, BB could make out a small crowd that were watching the destruction.

Beast Boy let his pride get to him. He was famous! Might as well give his crowd something to see. You guys wanna see a show? Well, how about seeing your favourite superhero taking care of biz? Oh yeah!

Spiralling down towards an unsuspecting Control Freak who was holding the disc in his hand, BB quickly changed into a monkey, snatched the copy and bounded on top of a swinging light. He watched with glee as Control Freak turned and shook his fist at him, then started jumping and reaching in desperation to grab Beast Boy's prize.

The whole thing was so funny that the crowd snickered and cheered, causing Control Freak to whirl around and exclaim loudly at them, which made them laugh even harder. To go one step further BB monkey-cackled, gained Control Freak's attention and proceeded to make fun of him using many crude yet humorous gestures.

(Author's Note: Not inappropriate gestures. Just crude. Beast Boy isn't that offensive.)

The crowd got a riot out of it. For the ultimate finale, BB transformed back into a human and taunted, "Hey Control Freak! Your mama's so fat, she-"

He heard a crack. Looking up, he noticed that the light fixture he was standing on was breaking from his weight. With almost comical slowness, the light gave way as Beast Boy panicked and launched himself off. Taking this as an opportunity, he changed into a tiger and pounced, landing with a THUD on Control Freak.

But he had forgotten to take into account all of Control Freak's minions. Rabid candy bars started biting his ankles and 2 cardboard cutouts hauled him off their master, while a third one gave him a beating with some popcorn buckets.

Ow, ow ow-OW! BB thought, seriously humiliated in front of his adoring fans. He saw Control Freak dust himself off and open his mouth to gloat. But something caught his eye and- Aw MAN! Beast Boy had forgotten about the Clash Of The Planets disc after he had jumped off the light, and now it was resting in the sweaty mitts of his nemesis.