Forewarning, I apologize for how fast things go in this chapter! Trust me, things will slow down a ton next chapter. Additionally, there's some romance in this chapter!


Jack had settled comfortably into a rhythm of checking the music box, and dancing for a bit. Around 3:00 AM, he decided to check the show stage. Knowing it was night one, he figured that only Toy Bonnie may have moved. He laughed nervously. This wasn't the game, and they were more human than machine.

After he wound up the music box, he switched cameras. He cursed when he didn't seen anyone there. Quickly, he checked the Kid's Cove. Nobody there either. What game were they playing? Hurriedly he checked the Game Area, and Balloon Boy was gone too.

"This doesn't seem to be turning out in my favor." He thought to himself.

Putting the monitor back on the desk, he flashed the light down the hall. No one there. Then he moved to the vent lights, starting with the left and working his way to the right. Nada.

He sighed. At least his phone was pulling out all the 80s music he had up to this time period. "Nasty Girl" by Vanity 6 just dissolved into "I Wanna Be Your Lover", yet another Prince tune. Technically it wasn't a 80s song, it was released in 1979, but it fit.

Still completely unaware, he went back to his routine, and started to pace the office again.


In the right vent, Toy Bonnie had been waiting since 2 AM. He was in the part of the bend that he could see the office, but not be seen by Jack, unless he checked the vent cameras, which he thankfully had not.

The plan was for everyone to hide in the doorways of the Party Rooms so Jack couldn't see them. Bonnie and Toy Bonnie would take the left and right vents respectfully. Bonnie wanted to meet Jack first, seeing as Toy Bonnie was a bit love struck.

It was true, because he couldn't help but keep obsessing over him. Especially the way he was dancing. He had to do something. It was official, Toy Bonnie wanted Jack as soon as possible, which just so happens to translate into "this current moment". It was only a quarter after three. But the perfect song came on, and Toy Bonnie knew he had to act.

The lyrics, Toy Bonnie heard, made him decide to forget the plan,
"I wanna be your lover
I wanna be the only one that makes you come running
I wanna be your lover
I wanna turn you on, turn you out, all night long, make you shout
Oh, lover!...
"

…and just go for it.


Jack was startled at the sound of one of the vents clanging. But before he could react, a blur of blue was tackling him to the ground. Toy Bonnie. His body pinning down his, Jack tried to get him off, but was interrupted by something he least expected.

Toy Bonnie planted a kiss on him.

It lasted for a few moments, and then he stood up, apologizing profusely. Jack doubted he was truly sorry. Stunned, and his face in a crimson shade, he stood up. Feeling a presence behind him, he jumped a few feet off the ground when he saw Bonnie standing there.

"What did you two just do?" he asked, sounding enraged.
"Uh… I-I think w-we…" Jack tried to get out.
"…kissed!" Toy Bonnie finished, beaming.
"WHAT?" Bonnie said, anger filling up inside of him.

Before Jack could reply, the bunny grabbed him by his collar, lifting him up off the ground. Feeling helpless, Jack braced himself for the inevitable punching, toss, or whatever. However, all he saw was the darting eyes of Bonnie, looking him over. Then he stared at his face, studying his features. He was genuinely surprised when he set him back on his feet, there was a smile on his attacker's face.

Did he just check him out? This place is fucking weird.

Then, as if on some sort of queue, the remaining animatronics filled the room, abuzz with what they just witnessed. Even the Marionette was there. Jack clutched his chest when they did, even though he knew they had to be close by.

"Welcome!" they all shouted in unison, even the two Bonnies.
"Thank you everyone!" Jack said, trying to calm himself down after what had just happened. "Though can I ask why you all decided to move on my first night and surprise me like that? And, Marionette, why are you here?"
"We wanted to make you feel welcome on your first night!" Mangle said, looking proud of… himself? Herself?
"And I've outgrown that music box, thank you very much." The Marionette replied sassily.

Jack opened his mouth to speak, but his phone stopped playing music, and was ringing. Really? A phone call? In 1987? He just shook his head.

"What is that?" Balloon Boy asked at the noise, moving closer to it.
"It's my phone." Jack said, "Like the one on the desk but smaller. It's portable too. There are other functions on it, I'll show you it sometime."

He was sitting in the desk chair when he saw who the caller was. His friend, Gretchen, was eagerly awaiting his voice on the other line. With the swipe of a finger, he was talking with her, and he put her on speaker.

"Hey Gretchen! You're on speaker." Jack began, "What's up?"
"Oh thank God you're alive!" she replied.
Confused, Jack asked, "What do you mean 'alive'"?
"Well you've been missing since yesterday! Where the hell are you?"

The crowd in front of him seemed shocked. He was a missing person? Jack figured he better find out what she meant, though he already had a gut feeling.

"How did I go missing?"
"Really, Jack? Well according to the report, your dad got home, and he couldn't find you. Everything was in place, no struggle, no signs of break-in. It's like you just vanished! Doesn't help that none of your neighbors can place you leaving the house. The one across the street said she saw you return like normal, and you never left. It's been hours man! I thought I'd try your phone myself, don't worry the line isn't tapped."
"Ok." Jack replied, "I'm actually in 1987. I just got a job at Freddy Fazbear's, and it's the human alternate universe. Or so I'm lead to believe. How did I get here? Like you said, I just vanished. I walked out of my room and then bam! I'm in the middle of a downtown area in 1987."
Gretchen chuckled slightly, "Really? I guess it makes sense. So, have you kissed your crush yet?"
Just as he was less red, he felt the color returning to his cheeks, "Yes and no."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Hesitantly, due to his audience, Jack gave his response, "Toy Bonnie did. He came out of the vent before I could stop him. Then his brother, Bonnie, was about to attack me but then put me down. Gently."
"I see what's going on," she began, after a moment, "The siblings just really want a piece of that ass."

She was cracking up hysterically, while Jack and the Bonnies faces turned red. The other animatronics stood there dumbfounded, unable to react to what they just heard.

"Gretchen. I forgot to mention that they're in the room with me. All of them. And the Bonnies."
"Oh. Well now they know! Wait. All of them?"
"They wanted me to feel welcome. I have to go. I need to explain myself."
"Just call me soon okay? I don't know what time of day it will be but I'll answer! And tell Foxy 'hi' for me!" she said before they hung up.

"Who was that?" Chica asked. "She sounds… confident?"
"That," Jack began, "Was my friend Gretchen. She says hi Foxy, in case you didn't pick that up."
"I did lad!" Foxy said, "The lass sounds heavenly."
"So you… like me?" A blushing Bonnie asked Jack, eyes semi-glued to the floor.

Blushing even harder Jack knew he was going to answer the obvious. He just didn't realize he was doing this tonight! Why was this all moving so fast? Toy Bonnie. Fucking yandere.

"Y-yes." Jack let out. "If you'd like, we could, uh, go out? And see how it goes."
"I'd like that." Bonnie replied, "Though, I'd like to do one thing first."
"Go right ahead." Jack said, slumping down in his chair. "Nothing is going to phase me at his point."

Without warning, Jack was lifted up into the bunny's arms, bridal style, and kissed again. For longer.

"Isn't that just sweet?" Freddy said, "Our little Bonnie in a relationship."
"Yeah." Toy Bonnie replied, "Fan-fucking-tastic."
"Are you alright?" Toy Chica asked.
"Fine. I'm feeling super! Just because my brother is kissing my crush and probably going to get serious with him, I'm feeling on top of the world!"

With that note, Toy Bonnie stormed off just as the two finished kissing. The other two toy animatronics ran after him, the older ones went after them, and a very disappointed Mangle and Foxy stared at the two.

"Really Bonnie?" Foxy said, "In front of your own brother?"
"Classless." Mangle said, "But understandable."
"What do you mean understandable, brother?" Foxy said, annoyed.
"I'll explain. For now, let's leave these two alone." Mangle said.

And with that, Bonnie and Jack were left alone. Jack checked his phone, and it was only 4:15! That whole incident took up only an hour of his time?


"I-I should probably get going." Bonnie said, walking towards the main "door", "But why don't we do something tomorrow?"
"Sure." Jack said, with a smile, "I'd like that."

Smiling, the purple bunny left. Leaving Jack alone, and the song "Purple Rain", yet another Prince ballad, came on.

"How fitting." Jack thought, "How very fitting."


At six o' clock, Jeremy Fitzgerald was in uniform and headed towards the building. Unlocking the door, he made his way to the office to check on Jack. He arrived in a few short minutes, and was surprised at what he saw.

Jack was in… tears? He couldn't tell, just that something was… a miss. His uniform was ruffled too.

When Jack saw Jeremy, he seemed relieved. "Thank God you're here."
"What the hell happened?" Jeremy asked, walking towards the desk.
"I'll fill you in."

Jack recalled his night. How uneventful the night was through 3 AM, then how Toy Bonnie jump-kissed him, and how his brother lifted him in the air. He also talked about how they all came out to welcome him, and then how his friend called, revealing his crush on Bonnie. Then there was the kiss by Bonnie, and he was just sitting there for about two hours until Jeremy got to the building.

"The Marionette really came out? And got sassy on you?" Jeremy asked rhetorically, with a shiver.
"Yeah, it was creepy. But if given the chance, I bet he could be really nice." Jack replied.
"Did Freddy say anything?" Jeremy asked nervously, "I feel like he did."
Jack replied in a serious and joking manner, "Oh no he didn't say anything. Why, are you two like, an item or something?"

Jeremy's face turned beet red, he couldn't help that.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know." Jack apologized.
"Its fine, I was about to tell you anyways."

They chatted a bit, but then they had to leave to start patrolling. Jeremy told him that he started a partial day shift today, which Jack groaned too. Patrick Great, "Phone Guy", was to be monitoring the cameras.

"Well at least you survived your first night at Freddy's!" Jeremy said enthusiastically.
"Yeah," Jack replied back, "It's worth celebrating. At least I wasn't…"
"Wasn't what?"
"Never mind."

Jack was going to bring up the Freddy Fazbear suit comment, but decided against it. Considering that these characters were human-like, or maybe human, or whatever, they probably didn't have spare suits. Right?

They made it to the main hallway when they saw a man dressed in a security uniform heading towards them. He was a bit hefty, had a head full of short black hair, calming brown eyes, and was as tall as Jack.


"Uh, hello? Hello, hello?" he called down the hall.
Jeremy sighed. "He always does that." He whispered to Jack. "Hey Patrick! How's it going?"
Patrick came up to them and said, "It's great! Oh hey, it's Jack. How was your first night? You made it, you're practically a natural!"
"Well Phone Guy," Jack began in a sleep deprived tone, "All of them came to meet me, and I got kissed twice, and may be dating Bonnie now. Yeah. Things went swell. No help from you though."
Patrick blinked hard, "Phone Guy? Oh, because I call on the phone! Yeah. Well that sounds like a… interesting night. Well I wish you the best. I have to go set up for today. Uh, have a good day you guys!"
"You too Patrick!" the two said in unison.

Once Patrick was out of sight, Jeremy gave Jack a glare.

"Phone Guy? Really?" Jeremy said.
"I'm sorry! It just slipped." Jack said, "It's so natural to call him that because of where I'm from, he doesn't have a name."
"I still can't believe that this place is a horror game from your universe." Jeremy said chuckling, "With all the measures Fazbear entertainment takes for safety, how could have it gone wrong?"
Jack replied, with a stone-cold tone, "Oh Jeremy, everything went horribly, horribly wrong. This place is like utopia, but such a place doesn't exist."
"Okay, you're creeping me out. Why don't we just get on with our shift, shall we?"

Jack agreed, and they began sweeping the building as the other staff arrived. The place wasn't open to the public until 10 AM, and it was barely 7.

"This is going to be one of the longest, strangest days of my life." Jack thought to himself.

Suddenly, Jack had a revelation. "Do you guys have a 'Golden Freddy' here?"
Jeremy's face lit up, "Of course we do! He's in the Kid's Cove with the others there. He didn't come out? Oh, well he's pretty shy. C'mon, I'll introduce you to him!"

With that note, they were off to the Kid's Cove.