This is the last one!
(Sorry if it's hard to understand Sweden. It's my first time doing him :D)
I do not own Hetalia.
It was a regular Tuesday afternoon, and Iceland was relaxing in his bed. He was eating licorice while watching frozen. Iceland loved frozen. It reminded him of his big brother, Norway. He'd never tell anyone this, though.
Mr. Puffin was watching from behind him, and wouldn't stop making comments. Elsa was about to sing "Let it Go" (Iceland's favorite part) so he stuffed a piece of licorice in the irritatable puffin's mouth.
Mr. Puffin vigorously chewed through the licorice, but struggled as Iceland stuffed more.
Iceland then thought he heard a knock. He paused the movie, and got up to check. Who could that be? The knock got louder and louder. Whoever it was, clearly had no patience. Iceland looked through the hole to see who was bothering him. Unfortunately, he saw two familiar faces.
"Icey, open up!"Denmark shouted as he rang the doorbell, "We know you're in there. Your lights are on, and we brought beer!"
Denmark proudly held up a case of beer and accidently elbowed Norway. Norway was shyly standing next to Denmark. Norway is usually hard to read, but right now, he looked like he was thinking that this was a bad idea.
Iceland sighed and opened the door. He was hoping they would just stay for a few minutes, get bored, and go bother someone else. That didn't look like it was going to happen.
"Hey, Ice!" Denmark looked at him with a stupid grin, "We want to hang out here. Have some fun! What do you say, Ice?"
Iceland rolled his eyes, "You could have told me in advance, you know, but you came all this way so come in."
Iceland led them to the living room. Denmark plopped on the couch and opened the case of beer. Norway just stayed quiet and observed Iceland. Iceland quickly looked away from his creepy brother.
Denmark handed a beer to Norway, but he just shook his head. Then he turned to Iceland.
"Wanna beer, Ice?" Denmark held the beer up high. Iceland shook his head.
Denmark shrugged and took a sip of beer. He laid back and put his feet on the coffee table. He was really making himself at home. Then there was a sudden knock. Who was it, now?
Denmark looked up, "I forgot to tell you, but I invited Sweden and Finland, too."
Iceland walked to the door, aggravated. It was nice his friends were coming over, but today, he really just wanted to be alone. Iceland cracked a wiry smile. This isn't so bad. Maybe I should stop being so negative.
Iceland opened the door. Standing there was Sweden, serious as usual, and cheery Finland next to him.
"Hi Iceland! Are Denmark and Norway here, yet?" Finland said bubbling with joy.
"Yea, they're here."
"Great! Thank you so much for hosting this, Iceland!" Finland nudged Sweden to say something.
"Y'a, th'nk y'u." Sweden mumbled.
When they came to the living room, Denmark and Norway were talking. As Finland and Sweden sat down, Denmark got up.
"Okay, now that we're all here, let's play a game!" Denmark grabbed another bottle of beer. This was his fourth one!
"Wonderful! I love games!" Finland smiled.
"Wh't g'me?"
"Glad you asked Svede," Denmark shouted, "Norway and I were talking, and I think we should play mafia, but Norway thinks we should play two truths one lie. So let's have a vote!"
"Two truths one lie!" Everyone said together.
"Okay, I'll go first!" Denmark hollered, "I dye my hair this color. I've had three cases of beer today, and I've been arrested before."
Iceland stared at the beer case. It was almost empty, and it hadn't even been an hour. Iceland figured it was true. Denmark was probably arrested before, so that meant that he didn't dye his hair.
"You don't dye your hair, right?"
"No, I do. My hair's a little darker than this."
"Okay, so what's the lie?" Finland asked curiously.
"I drank four cases of beer today! One for breakfast, one for after breakfast, one for a snack, one for lunch and one for another snack." The Dane nodded his head.
"Denmark that's five." Norway said quietly.
"Okay, Mr. know-it-all, wanna go next?"
Norway nodded, "I once walked into a wall and broke my nose. I'm wearing someone else's underwear right now, and I sing "Let it go" when no one's around."
"The f'rst 'ne is the l'e," Sweden said as if his mouth was glued, "Y'u n'v'r br'ke y'ur n'se."
"Wow! Sweden's actually playing!" Denmark joked, "I thought he'd just sit there, and be no fun!"
"I've dec'ded to be m're s'cial." Sweden explained.
"Anyway," Norway interrupted, "Sweden's right."
"Wait, who's underwear are you wearing? And why?" Iceland asked.
"Not your business, little brother." Norway grinned.
Iceland looked threatingly at Norway, but before he could say anything, Finland began his turn.
"I bought everybody's christmas presents already. I've been skydiving before, and I have a nail biting problem."
Finland looked down at his nails. They were chewed up and disgusting looking.
"It's only April!" Denmark exclaimed, "Why did you buy presents already?"
Finland giggled, "Because I can't wait for Christmas!"
"You're too afraid to go skydiving," Iceland indicated, "It must be the lie, right?
"That's right Iceland! You should go next."
Iceland cleared his throat, "I made every green light on the way to work yesterday. I only sleep on my stomache, and I can't swim."
"I think the lie is that you sleep on your stomache." Denmark said positively, "You probably can't swim."
Iceland was insulted, "What's that supposed to mean?!"
"I'm just saying you're not very active. It's nothing to be offended about."
"You're not either active. You just sit around and drink beer all day."
"Anyone forgetting that Iceland said he made every green light. I think that's the lie. He's not that lucky." Norway piped in.
"Okay you're both wrong!" Iceland was very irritated, "the lie was that I couldn't swim, because I can, Denmark."
There was a short silence until Sweden spoke up, "Okay, Iceland c'n sw'm n'w it's my t'rn."
"I h've a t'ttoo. I 'nce g't h't by a c'r, and I h've a cr'sh on pewdiepie."
Everyone was astonished by what Sweden said. He told them some dark secrets.
"Well, wh't 're y'u wa'ting f'r," Sweden started getting impatient.
"Ummm," Denmark thought hard. "the lie is that...you don't have a tattoo."
Sweden sighed and rolled up his sleeve. On his wrist was a tattoo of the Swedish flag. The Nordics looked and gasped. Sweden rolled his sleeve back down.
"So, you have a tattoo," Finland half smiled, "You never told me about this, haha."
"Okay, is the lie that you have a crush on pewdiepie?" Iceland inquired.
"No, I h've a cr'sh on h'm. The lie is th't I w's n'ver h't by a c'r."
And with that, Sweden got up and motioned to Finland that they're leaving. Denmark and Norway waved goodbye as Iceland walked them out the door. Iceland was hoping that he'd see Denmark and Norway would be getting ready to leave when he came into the living room. Then he could finally get back to his movie. Sure enough when he walked into the living room, Norway and Denmark were getting their coats on.
"Hey thanks again, Icey!" Denmark showed his appreciation.
"Maybe we could do it again." Norway suggested.
"Yea, maybe we can," Iceland wouldn't admit this, but he actually liked playing with them.
"I've got one more truth to tell," Iceland looked at the floor.
Denmark and Norway looked at Iceland. What could it be?
"I was watching Frozen before you came, because it reminds me of Norway," Iceland admitted.
He gave Norway a big hug and walked them both out the door.
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