Chapter 4
"Zabuza, how could you not send me a post-card after all these years!?" Kakashi demanded.
"I'm sorry!! I've been busy!" Zabuza retorted. Actually all he had been doing was sitting in the bar with Haku, writing in his diary and pondering whether he loved Ice Cream or Water more.
"Well as soon as you go home, you'd better send me a letter," Kakashi said. Zabuza decided to go home so he could do that right away.
Meanwhile Esme walked through Konoha, still steamed. She mutters to herself, "Man, I'm starving." She sees a Ramen shop, so she goes inside. She sees some blonde twerp in an orange jumpsuit gobbling Ramen. She sits down and says, "I'll have the house special."
At this moment the orange kid turns to her, trying to say something but all that comes out is muffled noises. He gulps his noodles. "Kakashi-sensei! Why are you disguised as a lady?" He exclaims. Esme becomes puzzled.
"I am not Kakashi. I'm Esme Hatake," Esme argued.
"Oh, sorry about that. Heh heh," Naruto chuckled. "So are you related?" He asked.
"It depends on who you're asking. Talking to him he'd say no. But I know it's true," Esme replied.
"Oh… where are my manners? My name is Naruto Uzumaki. Believe it!" Just then Sasuke and Sakura arrive.
"Naruto," Sakura scolds. "You were supposed to meet us at the training grounds 2 hours ago. Kakashi-sensei was supposed to train us, but, as usual, he didn't show either…. Huh?" Sakura now noticed Esme.
"Oh yeah. Sorry, I was so hungry I forgot all about it," Naruto replied.
"Who are you?" Sasuke rather rudely asks Esme.
"Esme Hatake," She replied. Sakura and Sasuke gasp.
That's the end of the 4th chapter. D
