Sonii:I can't believe you're doing this to me -_-

Khy: Shush, Hello, we're back for another episode of Poke Chara! Today's episode will be utter fun, surprisingly for both of us…hehehe

Sonii: I can't believe you're going to bash the love of my life…

Khy: He's a sissy boy. Who, the hell flips his hair like a girl so much?

Sonii: *mutters* kitty boy

Khy: What was that?

Sonii: Oh nothing…hehehe

Khy: Anyway, moving on. Can we please get to the episode now?

Sonii: Fine, enjoy


Episode 4- The Sissies and Sapphire

Khy- Wow, I can't believe we're already on the fourth episode. Today is probably going to be my favorite episode

Soni- You mean because we get to dis our most hated characters

Khy- Yes, exactly why

Sapphire: If this is the dissing episode, then why am I here?

Khy- Because if you didn't come, then Ruby wouldn't have come

Soni- And then I wouldn't have anyone to make fun of.

Khy- Well I guess it's about time we introduce our guests. Today on the couch we have Ruby, Sapphire, Tadase, and Nagihiko

Saph: I still don't see the purpose in me being here

Ruby: You're here to keep me company

Tadase: Khy, do you really hate me that much?

Khy- Oh, way more than you can imagine

Soni- I love you though

Nagi: What about me?

Soni- You not so much…well, then again, with a haircut, a new fashion change, you'll be amazing *pulls out scissors from bag*

Khy- Oh great, not again. And I had such a great hiding place too! How the hell did you get that? *mutters now I have to hide it again; steals scissors from Soni* Soni, what has he ever done to you?

Soni- Nothing, it's just fun to mess with him

Saph: I think we're going to get along great!

Khy- Sadly, that's the exact same thing Soni said -_-

Soni- Well duh, we absolutely love making fun of Ruby

Khy- Even if Sapphire does like him more than she lets on…

Saph & Ruby: WHAT!

Khy- oops, did I just let the cat out of the bag…oh wait, anyone could have guessed that the way you two look at each other

Soni- Oh great. This went from a dis episode to "Couple Relationship Advice" with Dr. Khy…wait you pulled Ikuto out of a bag!

Khy- -_- Not funny Soni

Tadase: Umm, I don't want to intrude but…

Khy- But you are intruding Sissy Boy so please shut up

Soni- Don't talk to him that way! He's my cute little prince

Khy- Hello "dis-episode" I can say whatever I want… uh-oh, Soni, did you just say prince

Soni- Maybe, why?

Khy- You really shouldn't have done that!

Soni- Uh, why?

Khy- Just watch

Tadase: Prince, Prince, I'm no mere Prince you peasant! I AM THE KING, I SHALL RULE YOU!

Soni- *sitting on lounge chair with a bag of popcorn* This is so entertaining

Khy- SONI, CHANGE HIM BACK NOW!

Soni- I don't know how!

Khy- You have a bucket in that bag don't you?

Soni- Maybe, I have a lot of things in that bag _, _, _, _

Khy- I'm just going to ignore that comment and tell you how to solve this *whispers in Soni's ear*

Soni- Aww, do I have to, I kinda like him like this!

Khy- No, we need to get back to the show

Soni- Ugh, fine. *grabs bucket out of bag, and places it atop Tadase's head*

Khy- Now that that's settled, back to the show.

Nagi: So can I just go, because it seems to me that you guys are all having issues and I'm not needed, especially considering the fact that Soni just did my job for me…

Soni & Khy- SIT DOWN!

Soni- So Ruby what's it like being GAY!

Saph: *hysterically falls off the couch laughing* I'm glad I wasn't the only one that thought that from the beginning.

Khy- SONI! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HE'S NOT GAY!

Soni- yeah yeah I know. He's just in touch with his feminine side blah, blah, blah

Ruby: Hey…yeah you're right it's true. I am too much in touch with my feminine side. I need to learn how to be a real man. Maybe then Saph might go out with me… o/o maybe

Khy- Nagi can help you with that, right Nagi?

Nagi: Finally, I'm needed for something. I can definitely help with that. You know Ruby, I used to have a problem with acting like a guy too. Although I kind of had a waay different problem

Soni- I'll say…*mutters* crossdresser… I mean who pretends to be a GIRL!

Khy- SONI! That was a secret. If Amu heard that, she'd FREAK! Plus, it's his culture. It's family tradition. You can't make fun of tradition, IT'S A CRIME AGAINST NATURE!

*SPLASH* Tadase: *carrying an empty bucket* …and that's how you calm down a Khy

Khy- *we see a very wet, very angry Khy* of course you would know, cause Ikuto told you. *mutters* stupid kiddy king

Nagi: Okayy, back to my helping Ruby. Yes, Soni is right, I did used to dress as a girl. Khy is also right, it's my family's tradition. The boys of the Fujisaki family act as girls until a certain age. I was one of the greatest dancers in my family. My name was Nadeshiko Fujisaki. I was also Amu's best friend, until I "moved" to England to pursue my "dancing career". I, Nagihiko, returned without my "twin" sister.

Soni- can you PLEASE stop using air quotes. It's pissing me off. You know what go get Nadeshiko. She's funner to talk to. Says Rima, who by the way we should have on the show next time.

Nagi: Bu-But I can't…

Soni- JUST GO DO IT! I need entertainment. I get bored very easily…

Khy- SONI YOU KNOW HE CAN"T DO THAT! Because Nadeshiko is in "England"..

Soni- How many times do I have to tell you people to stop with the frickin air quotes!

Saph: Where's England?

Ruby: You weren't educated well were you?

Saph: I just need to know about how to battle. I need street smarts not brain smarts hmph

Soni- So Saph, since this is supposed to be a talk show but I'm so random, I have a question for you. Who inspired you to battle the way you do because we understand that you managed to get all eight badges of Hoen in 80 days?

Khy- Where did Nagi go?

Soni- yeah, he was kinda supposed to be back by now. He doesn't take that long to quick change. Even Rima can say that.

Nade: Umm, well Nagi went to the little boys room. He said he'll be back soon.

Khy & Soni- WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!

Nade: Well, Nagi called me and told me to come over. He said something about entertaining you…

Soni- Yes, about that. I think I want Nagi back.

Khy- Oh no you don't. You're not doing the same thing Rima did. Nagi was tired from that already. I'm not putting him through that again.

Soni- Aww. *pouts* Fine

Ruby: Wait…so are you Nagihiko?

Soni- Well DUH!

Nade: Um Soni, if you could please not spill the secret On NATIONAL TELEVISION! Thank You

Soni- Did not see that coming…

Khy- Well what do you expect. It's Nadeshiko. She does have a tendency to have a temper.

Soni- Wait I have a question? If you're really a girl…WHERE ARE YOUR BOOBS?

Nade: Well you see. It's kinda because I'm *whispers*

Soni- 0/0 uhhhh okay. I kinda didn't really want to know that.

Khy- *smirking*

Soni- You knew what she was gonna tell me didn't you? o_0

Khy- Oh, I already know all the secrets. You forget. You're dealing with my world right now.

Saph: You guys are funny. I wanna come back on the show again. Oh wait I still have to answer my question… eh never mind. Long story short. Ruby.

Khy- Well, surprisingly that's all we have time for. Hope to see you next time. We'll have all of the secondary characters on our show. Silver, Rima, Gold, and Yaya. Well hope to see you guys next time.

Soni- Wow, I can't believe the shows already over. Too bad Nagi never came back.

Nagi: Hey guys. Hope I'm not too late. My mom wanted me to go run an errand before I came back.

Khy & Soni- 0.0 When did you?

Soni- When did you go change…I mean come back?

Nagi: I have my ways

Ruby: Impressive. You must teach me that skill for future contest.

Soni& Saph bust into hysterical laugh

Soni- *in between laughs* What…do you…need…quick changing…for? ahahahahaha

Saph: Yeah…are you…gonna…surprise…them…with your…mad…quick changing…skills? Ahahahahahaha Are you gonna confuuuuse them?

*more hysterical laughing*

Khy- Oh, shut up. He probably didn't mean it like that…

Ruby: Well actually-

Khy- …but we don't have time for his answer. See you guys next time on…

Soni & Khy- POKE CHARA TALK SHOW! BYE

*Aftershow*

Clean-up crew passes by. We see Soni and Khy re-entering the studio.

Khy- I can't believe we're going back for the bag of goodies. Can't you just leave it here?

Soni- No I want my Glaceon back. You left the balls in the bag.

Khy- Technically that's your fault. Because you stole the bag back…

*hears rumbling in a supply closet*

Soni- Um, Khy quick question. What happened to Tadase?

Khy- Um…about that. Well you see….I'm not telling. Just don't check the closet

Soni- *opens closet* TADASE!...wait, why are you wearing a skirt…never mind Picture Time. Crap now I gotta find my camera…


Khy: So I've had this done but I just never posted it

Sonii: Well aren't you smart

Khy: Shut up Sonii. I still have to write the rest on my own miss lazy

Sonii: …T_T

Khy: Yeah yeah, you know it's your fault

Sonii: Well at least I can…I can…nevermind -_-

Khy: What were you gonna say?

Sonii: Nothing, idk I lost my train of thought.

Khy: And this is why I have to do all the writing.,

Sonii: yeah whatever. Let's go get icecream!

Khy: Hahaha, you and your icecream ;)

Sonii & Khy: R&R