"Eat It Twilight" - Dean Winchester

Bailey and I were on our way to the Juice Bar when Bailey almost tripped over something "Bailey, you ok?" I ask her "Yeah just tripped on this wire" Bailey and I looked over to see my boyfriend of almost a year (just pretend it has been almost a year, cause it could be longer I'm not sure) "Zack, sweetie what are you doing?" I ask Zack.

"I'm playing a prank on Woody, you see yesterday he salted my pudding cup" Zack said I sarcasticllay gasped as though it was a big deal "I know right" Zack said. I just rolled my eyes "You don't salt a man's pudding cup" Zack told Bailey and I "Men don't eat pudding cups" Bailey told him "Well my man does for some unknown reason" I tell her and she chuckled.

"So when Woody see's this plate of free goodies, he'll pick it up; which will pull the fishing line, which is attached to a bucket of freezing cold ocean water on the upper deck and will plummet to the earth getting said Woody soaking wet and will make me laugh until I wet myself" Zack explained to us.

"How do you find time to do this?" I ask him "And yet you never have time to do your homework" Bailey told him. "Bailey he could have time for homework and still not do it" I said "Yeah true" Bailey said "What are you doing?" Woody came up and asked us "Zack's playing a prank on you" Bailey told Woody.

Our eyes widened at the sight of a completely dry Woody then we heard the bucket drop and a gasp and we looked over to see my friend Becky soaking wet "Somebody's idea of a joke?" Becky exclaimed "What's going on here?" Dad asked appearing on the Sky Deck, why is it that when trouble happens my dad shows up "Zack just drenched Becky Muldoon" Woody told dad.

"She is captain of the wrestling team, oh should I mention it is the boys wrestling team" I say emphasising the word boys "Who did this?" Becky asked angrily "He did" "This guy" "Right here" Bailey, Dad and Woody said about Zack whilst pointing to him "I can explain" Zack told Becky "You can explain…" She said calmly making him think it was OK.

"…Explain once I beat you into tiny Zack pieces" Becky raged again grabbing Zack by his collar "Hey Beck can we not beat him up into Zack pieces, I kind of want him in one Zack piece" I tell her "Miss Muldoon will you please put him down" Dad asked her and she dropped him on the floor "Thank you" Dad said walking away looking like he didn't want anything to do with us.

"Yeah thanks" Zack said "Moseby may have saved you for now but meet me here at 3:00 and bring bandages, see ya Kara" she said before pushing Zack with her shoulder. "I'm sure that 'tough girl' thing, that's just an act" Bailey said but just as Bailey said we looked over to see Becky picking up a silver tray and bending it.

"That's one heck of an act" Zack said "I can try talking to her for you" I say kissing Zack's cheek "Yes thank you, I love you, I love you" I hear Zack tell me. I got over to Becky "Hey Becky" I say "Hey Kara. Let me guess you want me to stop hurting your boyfriend" she asked me "Yeah or just don't hurt him to much" I reasoned with her.

"Ok since you're a great friend" She said "Thank you" I said to her, she got up to leave "See you in Psychology?" She asked me to which I nodded my head "See ya in Psychology" I said then we both left in different directions.


Later:

Later:

It's 3pm and Becky is on her way to 'beat up' Zack when I saw Zack and Woody standing talking. I walked up and tapped Zack on the shoulder making him jump "Babe, it's me" I say holding my hand out for him to take "I thought you were Becky coming to pummel me early, you now I'm so nervous, I've already sweat through 3 shirts today" Zack tells me "Oh really" I ask.

Zack nodded "You know that's not really a nice thing to tell your girlfriend… but because I love you I'll let it slide" I joked "I have this great move to win the fight, okay come at me" Woody told Zack, Zack stepped towards him and Woody dropped to the ground in a ball "What are you doing?" Zack and I asked him.

"It's called the armadillo, it protects the face and all vital organs" Woody said getting up "Nice" I say "That's it?" Zack asked him and Woody shook his head "Oh no, there's more" Woody said getting back into the 'Armadillo' position "Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me" Woody said getting back up.

"Man, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen" Zack said, I saw my dad walk up and tap Zack on the shoulder like I did and Zack dropped to the floor in the 'Armadillo' positon "Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me" Zack said following Woody's advice "Ah that's the Armadillo" Dad said to Zack as Zack got up.

"Man, what am I going to do, you know if I dodge Becky everyone will think I'm a wimp and if I kick her butt…" Zack stopped before getting cut off by Becky yelling "MARTIN!" she said walking over "You know what I'm going to do to you-"she stopped before grabbing a coconut and breaking it into 2.

"You're screwed" Woody whispered loud enough for me to hear "You know Becky, let's say instead of getting a poor crewmen to mop up my blood from the deck, we just shake hands and let bygones be bygones" Zack compromised with Becky "You know what, you're right, put em there" She said holding her hand out for Zack to shake.

Zack took it but she started squeeze his hand really tight "Does anyone else see a bright light?" Zack asked all of us surrounding him and Becky in a circle before dropping to his knees "Becky stop it" I tell her "Granny is that you?" Zack said falling to his side after Becky let go of his hand and Becky got on top of him.

"Look Becky I have nothing against you" After Zack said that Becky dug her elbow into Zack "Muldoon, get off my boyfriend" I tell her, she get up "I said don't hurt him too much, you look like you're going to put him in the infirmary" I hiss at her "Fine" she said and she walked back to Zack.

"I promised Kara I wouldn't hurt you, but if you pull another joke on me and not even Kara will be able to save you" then Becky left and I rushed over to Zack and helped him up "Are you ok?" I asked him he nodded "Don't you have a class now?" Zack asked me "Oh dammit, gotta go" I kissed his cheek and went straight to my cabin to get my stuff when I saw a note on the door which read:

Hey Kara. I went to London's cabin to help her study meet you there. Bailey


I walked into my cabin grabbed my stuff and left for London's cabin. When I got there I knocked on the door "Come in!" I heard so I walked in "Hey guys ready for Math class?" I asked London and Bailey "Almost just have to do some last minute studying for the quiz" Bailey told me "A2 + B2 = um =…." Bailey stopped and sprayed herself with perfume.

"That's right C2. Magic perfume what would I do without you?" Bailey said. I looked at confused and she gave me the 'I'll tell you later' look so I nodded "Uh Bailey why are you thanking your perfume?" London asked "I'm going to give you my secret weapon for doing well in school" Bailey told London as she handed her the perfume.

"Perfume that smells like donkey?" London asked "It's made with special amino acid, vitamins and minerals that when combined seep through the pores of your skin and act like a brain neuron enhancer" Bailey explained.

Even I got lost "Stinky help you thinky" Bailey dumbed down for London "You mean it has smarticle particles" London asked Bailey. I mentally face palmed. Well at least she knows the word particles "Yes it will make everything easier to understand and help you focus" Bailey said to London.

"And I'll be a better student?" London asked "Yeah" I answered "And my daddy will be proud of me?" London asked again. Poor London, her dad doesn't focus on her "Yeah" I answered her again "And Moseby won't have to become a goat herder?" London asked us again "Yes and what?" Bailey asked "Wait why is my dad becoming a goat herder?" I asked her with a raised eyebrow, I should've had the words 'I'm confused' on my forehead.

"Let's do it" London said dropping the subject and spraying herself with the perfume Bailey gave her "Oh my brain I tingling, I feel smarter already" London said walking into the door "London. Open" I tell her and she opens the door, on the way to the classroom I asked Bailey what happened.

"Technically, Cody and I have a bet, I have to make London get an B or higher on the test" Bailey explained and I just nodded my head. Cody, Bailey, Zack and myself were on the Sky Deck getting smoothies to celebrate the hard quiz Bailey, London and myself went through, and we were talking about the 'Smarticle Particles' as London would call it.

"I can't believe London thinks that cheap perfume is making her smart" Cody said when we reached the Juice Bar seats and sat down Bailey spoke "Cheap, you brought me that perfume" "That's how he knows it's cheap" Zack said "Yeah just like him" I added.

"Pay up" Bailey tells Cody "The bet was a B or higher on the final and the finals are not till tomorrow, meanwhile I'm sure London's back to figuring out how doorknobs open" Cody said "Good day fellow smarty arties" London said walking up to us "London, love the new look" Bailey told her.

London was dressed up in a suit "Thank you, Thank you, it's the basic smart person look so are we discussing something smart" it's nice that she is so set on being smart "We're talking about the boys jobs" Bailey told her "Are they smart jobs?" London asked.

"He hands out towel and I hand out drinks" Zack told her "Are they Smart drinks and towels?" She asked again "Yeah, towels absorb everything" Cody told her "So does my brain and it's all thanks to Bailey's tutoring" London said "I don't know, you smell-" Cody said but Zack cut him off.

"Shouldn't you be studying?" Zack asked London "Oh that's right, I even called my daddy and told him I plan on getting an A" London said walking away and speaking to my dad "Wow I am good. I made someone smarter and I also saved a heard of goats from a dangerous, inexperienced herder" Bailey said.

"I still don't think it's fair to lie to London about the perfume" Zack said, I leaned my head on Zack's shoulder and he wrapped his arm around my shoulder hugging me "Yeah, it could backfire, plans and cheats like that always backfire" I inform them "No it won't" Bailey told me.

I put my hands up in surrender "Anyway, a bet's a bet and he never said I could use a little help" Bailey added "Well are you ever going to tell London that it's just ordinary perfume and it can't make her smart?" Cody asked his girlfriend "What London doesn't know won't hurt her and in her case that's a lot" Bailey said.


The boys had to get back to work so we stayed at the Juice Bar talking when we saw London walking across the Sky Deck looking upset "Hey London why the long face?" I asked her she didn't respond to me so I asked her again "Are you upset?" but this time she answered me.

"I am, I don't suppose you have a perfume for that too" London said towards Bailey "What do you mean?" Bailey asked her. "I mean I know about your fony baloney perfume" London told her "Told you" I sang song to Bailey who glared at me.

"How did you find out?" Bailey questions London "I overheard you, Cody, Zack and Cassie talking about fooling me with the perfume" London told us "But on the bright side, it did get you to study, and you got a better grade you've always been able to do it on your own" Bailey told her.

"No I can't, I'll never be smart again and I like being smart" London told us "You can still be smart" Bailey told her "London you've always been smart" I told London. I just wanted to make her smile and she is smart about lots of things.

"Believe in yourself and use my special smart lipstick" Bailey told London and handed her a lipstick "Really you doing this again?" I whispered in Bailey's ear making her just nod. "You have special smart lipstick?" London asked her "Yeah here" Bailey said as London started putting it on and boy did she look like she was on her way to her new job: Clown or the Joker.

"Oh it's working, I feel smarter already" London told us "You even look smarter" Bailey tells her "Let me at that final" London said. Obviously she wasn't looking because she ran into the staircase rail "You know it hurts being smart" London said we linked arms and went to our final.


Later on I went on the Sky Deck to see Zack "Hey Zack" I said he turned around and opened his arms. I ran and he caught me and twirled me around "Hey, Bailey told me your score. A 90% on your final that's amazing" He said setting me down on the ground and we stood there hugging until I heard high heels running across the deck and I saw Bailey and Cody next to us.

"So Cody, now that Bailey and the new smarticles have won your bet, what does she get a limo, a boat, a million dollars" London asked Cody "A kiss on the cheek, pay up" Bailey told Cody tapping her cheek "My pleasure" Cody said kissing her cheek.

"Ugh poor people" London said walking off "I bet you a foot rub that I can convince London a giant merman is holding up the ship" Cody said to Bailey "You're on" Bailey shook Cody's hand sealing the deal and we walked off.


Hope you enjoy :)

Song for this chapter is: About A Girl by Nirvana

-amber sixx