Title: #865
Summary: Add this to my list of Reasons to Immaturely Dislike Phelgem.
Rating: K+
Warning: none.


Add this to my list of 'Reasons to Immaturely Dislike Phelgem'.

The 'Immaturely' part added after I myself grew up and the 'Dislike' part when I decided to accept her (it used to be 'Reasons to Unrelentingly Loathe Phelgem').

But the 'Phelgem' part gives it character I think.

Anyway, I like Fluer just fine now. She makes Bill happy, which makes the rest of us happy.

And the fact that she doesn't affect Harry with her veela charms is a huge plus.

But I still like to keep this list around, just for kicks I suppose.

I still add onto it whenever I feel an unreasonable dislike for the woman.

My latest one comes as she goes into her eighth month of pregnancy:

#865.) Apparently veela's don't gain weight during pregnancies.

The lucky Phelgem.


Note: I figure this is how veelas are anyway, so I thought I'd toss it into a drabble. It's all just playful banter.