Chapter 4

Chapter 4

All Bark and No Bite

Hidan rolled over, or at least he attempted to, that is until he rolled right off the bed, making a nice loud 'thump' when he hit the hard floor. Kakuzu, who was busy clicking away at a calculator, lost in his world of numbers, immediately spun around on the desk chair at the sudden noise. Once he saw Hidan, he burst out laughing. Hidan promptly un-stuck his face from the wooden floor and looked up at Kakuzu scowling.

"If you say anything about this to anyone, I'll personally break all five of your greedy hearts."

"What are you going to do, go make out with Zetsu?" Kakuzu scoffed.

"No, I couldn't do that to you, no matter how hard I would try." Hidan turned a few shades of pink and looked down at the floor, trying in vain to hide his ever deepening blush. His head immediately snapped up when he felt Kakuzu's arms wrap around him.

"All bark and no bite, huh you little uke?" Kakuzu whispered in Hidan's ear seductively. Hidan felt Kakuzu's arms leave his body, but thinking Kakuzu was still sitting behind him, the Jashinist leaned back. There was a loud 'THUMP'.

"Holy Flippin' Jashin! Kakuzu, what the hell?" Hidan asked, sitting up and rubbing the back of his head. Kakuzu let out a quiet chuckle while walking back to the desk. Must I be ridiculed every day? Hidan thought. Now our favorite Jashinist was angry. He got up and ran across the room, tackling Kakuzu onto the bed, Hidan landing on top.

"Look whose uke now Kuzu-kun" Hidan whispered in Kakuzu's ear while taking off Kakuzu's mask. For the second time toady, something was left forgotten. This time it was clothes and a calculator.