Chapter 4: Unfortunate Implications
Future Foundation
Togami stormed off with the file, looking for his incompetent classmates. At least he was rid of Fukawa. He was in such a rush just to finish the damned thing that he almost didn't hear the secretary's last piece of information. "By the way sir, that contains the first two chapters, since the first one is so short."
He heard their voices coming in from the end of the hallway, and when he got closer to the door he heard, "Don't do it 'Hina." "Come on, a little more…" "It's gonna break, dude!" "Don't be silly!", and other noises of effort. Togami opened the door, having the worst expectations.
Asahina quickly cried out, "This isn't what it looks like!"
"I have no idea what this looks like," was all Togami could say.
Hagakure was quick to explain, in his rambling fashion. "So, 'Toges, 'Hina and I had a bet about how many pencils could fit into my hair, and then Yu from the 4th division showed up with his buddies and that one guy from the 3rd division, so I told some fortunes with a tarot deck, but then they got into an argument, so…"
"That still doesn't explain why there's a dozen broken eggs and three baby chicks on top of a Go board." Togami said scathingly, his cold eyes scanning the room, "And why Asahina is on top of the pool table in her bathing suit, juggling meat skewers." Togami tsked loudly. "We have work to do. Come on, you imbeciles."
The three walked awkwardly towards Togami's office. "So," Asahina said, "Do you want an explanation?"
"No."
"Fine. Noodle Incident it is." Hagakure said, sitting down in Togami's seat, much to his annoyance.
"Let's just start."
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AN: Konichiwa! Watashi am writing a fanfic for my super kawaii OCs, but they're in the first Dangan Ronpa. So sugoi, nee~
Togami: Nonsense. Pure nonsense. Even more nonsensical than that scene I just saw.
Asahina: Hey! I thought you said we were just going to forget about that!
Togami: I want to forget that, but it is permanently scarred in the memory of Byakuya Togami.
Hagakure: Dude, did you just refer to yourself in third-person?
Togami: What of it?
Moshi moshi! I'm Kokoro Komaeda,
Asahina: Why does that name sound familiar?
Togami: I would hope you are not acquainted with this person. But the last name… Komaeda…
Hagakure: Wasn't that the name of an upper-classman?
Togami: As much as I hate to admit it, you may be right…
Asahina: Wasn't she the red-head photographer?
Togami: No, that was Koizumi. How on earth do you mistake those two names?
Asahina: They both start with 'Ko'.
Togami: *sigh* I don't want to deal with this today. But I think he was that sickly-looking one.
the SHSL... well... stripper.
All three: …
Togami: Please tell me I misread that.
Hagakure: It's there, true as truth.
Asahina: Oh my… she can't be serious.
Togami: The headmaster could not possibly have approved of this.
Asahina: Kirigiri's dad wouldn't even consider that a talent, right? Right? Right?
But I'm not really THAT slutty.
Togami: Liar. Not to mention that can't possibly be legal.
Hagakure: Considering that Fukawa was at school, dude, I don't think the school cares about that.
In all honesty, I'm kinda shy about my talent.
Togami: More lies. I can't believe I'm expected to read this garbage when there isn't a single true statement.
But I know there's other girls with crazier talents, so I can't feel too bad…
Asahina: Sorry, girl, but you win the 'weirdest talent' contest.
Togami: Why not the palm tree over there, after all, he's only right 20% of the time.
Hagakure: Hey! I'm 100% accurate, 30% of the time!
Togami: Prove it.
Hagakure: It's not like a switch, I have to wait for when the spirits want to tell me something.
Togami: They should call you the Super High School Level Con Man, convincing people with that occult trash. But wait, you're a failure at that too. Seems like they're just giving away titles nowadays.
Anyway, today I start school at Hope's Peak Academy. It's a super elite school for the most sugoi students in each field. I stand in front of the large doors, my kokoro pounding in my chest. I take a deep breath, and open the door.
Suddenly, I feel drowsy, and almost drugged. I collapse on the floor, and everything goes dark.
I wake up in a classroom, and notice that the windows are covered. "Why...?" There's also a surveillance camera in the corner of the room. On the chalkboard, there's a note, telling me to go to the gym at 8.
Asahina: This bit's boring, and reminds me a lot of the other one we read.
Togami: I'd have to say the same. Not to mention we were supposed to meet in the entrance hall, not the gym.
I look to the clock, to see that it's 8:15. 'Oh, shit...'
I run down to the gym, and see that everyone is already there.
Togami: They shouldn't be there, they would be at the entrance hall.
Hagakure: You already said that, dude.
A boy with black hair and blood red eyes starts to yell at me. "You're 15 minutes late to the assembly! That is unacceptable!"
Asahina: That sounds exactly like Ishimaru.
"Uh... Sorry?" I replied.
"Upupupu!"
Who said that?
Togami: It ends just like that? How silly, trying to build suspense.
Asahina: What's so silly about it?
Togami: Anyone who knows anything about The Killing School Incident would know about Monokuma and his atrocious laugh. In fact, you would have to be living under a rock not to know about Monokuma. At least we're done.
Hagakure: Uh, 'Toges, there's another part. And a picture.
*Again, this story is on DeviantArt. Look it up for yourselves.*
Togami: I didn't know heterochromia was so widespread.
Asahina: Is that the right term for when eyes are two different colors?
Hagakure: And look at all those highlights, that must be expensive.
Togami: What about your own hair?
Hagakure: All natural.
Asahina: Bull.
Hagakure: It is!
Togami: He uses a lot of L'Oreal, at least, according to what's in his locker.
Hagakure: Hey, why're you looking at my stuff, dude?
A black and white bear popped out of the podium, and waved its arms in the air. "My name is Monokuma! I'm your headmaster!"
Murmurs erupted throughout the gymnasium.
"Quiet down! Now, I'm here to announce that you're all trapped here! And the only way to get out is to kill someone!"
Togami: That's rather blunt.
"Wh...What the hell?!" A girl with black pigtails (center) yelled.
Hagakure: What does she mean by center?
Asahina: I think she means the picture.
Togami: Ugly brat.
Asahina: That's mean!
Togami: I'm being generous.
A girl with short brown hair erupted into tears, while muttering something under her breath.
"Who the hell do you think you are?" A guy with a large pompadour yelled over the crowd. He walked up to the little bear, and grabbed him by the neck. "You stupid stuffed doll..."
A loud beeping blared, and another person with lilac colored hair spoke up. "Throw the bear now!"
Asahina: Same scene, it still hurts think about that whole incident…
Togami: So much needless bloodshed.
Mondo threw the bear,and he exploded.
Hagakure: Wait, how do you know his name?
Togami: That's a surprisingly good point, coming from you.
Hagakure: See? I'm not useless!
Togami: Don't push it.
"Is he dead...?" said Chihiro.
Asahina: There it is again. Now that you mentioned it, how does she know?
Togami: Internet research, like Naegi did?
The bear appeared out of the podium again.
"Violence against the headmaster is against the rules!" He yelled. "Anyways, with that, I'll be going! Good luck killing!"
Monokuma disappeared, and we were left alone.
"Let's all try to find an escape." said Togami. "Split into groups, and investigate."
Togami: When did I ever say that?
Asahina: The details are a little fuzzy, but weren't you all lone wolf and enjoy everyone else's misery?
Togami: I am appalled that was your opinion of me.
Hagakure: 'Was' might not be the right word, Toges…
Everyone agreed to it, and since I didn't really know anyone there, I just stood there.
Togami: Celes and Fukawa did that too.
Asahina: And someone else, right? I can't remember who, though.
The girl with black hair from before confronted me, along with a group of others. "Hey, you look lost. Name's Unmei Towa.
Hagakure: Unmei? Meaning fate? Weird. But Towa…
Togami: Towa is the name of a fairly large corporation that has done rather well, despite of the Tragedy. But not as well as the Togamis, of course.
The SHSL... Uh..."
"Escort." A girl with long, brown hair finished for her.
Asahina: Surely you don't mean it in that way…
Togami: She probably does mean it that way.
Hagakure: Huh?
"I'm Mirai Kamukura.
Hagakure: Mirai, as in future…
Asahina: That doesn't seem like a legit name.
Togami: Kamukura… like the school's founder?
SHSL Porn Star."
All three: …
…
…
Hagakure: … I know a place that sells Brain Bleach.
Togami: You would.
So my SHSL isn't so bad.
Asahina: … Comparatively, yes, but it's still really terrible.
"I'm Yume Otonashi.
Hagakure: Is it just me or are all these last names have something to do with other students?
Togami: Then who's Otonashi?
Hagakure: Um… uh, I'm getting a vision! Mirrors, vanity… Home Alone, eight snakes, excitement, but nobody's looking.
Asahina: That made no sense.
SHSL Whore." Said the red head.
Togami: When we finish reading, I want this and all copies of this burned. With extreme prejudice.
Asahina: But it's on the internet…
Togami: Then I will find this person, and I will make sure they regret every character they typed.
"Nozomi Tsumiki,
Asahina: That was the timid nurse, right?
Togami: So you finally contribute something, but I already knew that information.
Hagakure: I remember telling her fortune once. Unlucky in love, or something like that. Un-re-quit love?
Togami: Do you mean unrequited?
virgin." said the blonde.
Asahina: How is that a talent?
Togami: True, you can't be better at it than other people.
Asahina: Unless they mean someone older who's still a virgin, like Hagakure.
Hagakure: Hey! Just because I'm still a virgin doesn't mean-
Togami: Well, that's the answer to a question I never asked.
"WEll, I'm Kokoro Komaeda, the SHSL Stripper."
"Cool talent!" said Mirai. "Wish that was mine..."
Asahina: Cool…? Ick. These girls must have really low standards or self-esteem or something.
Togami: What about yourself?
Asahina: Huh?
Togami: It's really obvious, you don't need to flaunt them in our faces.
Asahina: Are you insulting the way I dress?
Togami: Among other things.
"Anyways, how old are y'all?" I asked.
"12." They all said in unison.
Them, getting into such things at their age? I shouldn't say anything, because I'm 12 too, but still…
All three: …
…
…
...
Togami: No.
Hagakure: There's no way that's legal.
Asahina: That's wrong on so many levels.
Togami: So this is what bloodlust feels like.
Hagakure: Calm down 'Toges. Just chill, dude.
Togami: I will not 'chill'! This is a monstrosity that insults any remaining dignity that Kibougamine Academy had! There are not enough words to describe how awful and wretched it is.
Asahina: I think 'piece of shit' works.
Togami: I will not dirty my mouth with those words on something as worthless as this.
Everyone else entered the room, and asked each other if they found anything. We lied about checking the windows, but we knew that we were trapped anyways.
Hagakure: That's kind of stupid, you have to at least try.
Togami: *sigh* See, even he has enough common sense to see what a nimrod the writer is.
"So, I guess we should go back to our rooms and rest up for tomorrow, huh?" I proposed.
There was a general agreement with everyone.
I pulled my crew to the side, and asked them, "You guys wanna bring your PJs up to my room, and we could maybe have a sleepover?"
Asahina: What? When people are plotting to murder each other?
Togami: They are just asking to be killed. They're physically weak, being 12, contribute nothing useful, and dimmer than a light bulb smashed by rocks.
They looked at one another, and nodded.
"Sounds like fun! Just let me get my pajamas." said Mirai.
"Same here." said Unmei.
I walked up to my room, while everyone else went to theirs. I quick put on my PJs, and waited for them to come.
There was a knock on the door.
Hagakure: At least it's over. Don't have to read it again, true as truth.
Togami: For once, I hope you're right.
AN: Sooooo that s where im leaving it off! Its kinda bad spot i know but ehhhhhh... efforttttt...
Asahina: That's lazy.
anyways i hope you like my other ocs! theyre pretty sugoi too! i wouldve used canon characters, but that would mean id have to change them, and thats what all the mary sue authors do. and IM NOT A MARY SUE AUTHOR!
Togami: What is she blabbing about?
Asahina: Wait, there's a sticky note. "The author is a terrible liar. Also, we tried to trace their computer, but we were blocked. Our best programmers said that either they're constantly on the move, constantly losing and picking up different WiFi signals, or they have an AI scrambling their data. Or both, but it seems to be coming from the same general location as the other writers. Speculation is that it is a group of people on a special network."
hope you enjoyed this chappie tho~
Togami: I did not enjoy it.
Asahina: Seconded.
Hagakure: I agree, dudes.
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It took Togami less than five seconds to find a secretary, and tell her to burn the file. He complied, and took it to the incinerator where it met its end. But Togami was not even close to being satisfied. So he went to the testing room for the newest weapon that Future Foundation was developing. A special hacking gun that uses electromagnetic waves to disrupt nearby machinery. For some reason it looked like a megaphone, but no one argued with the tech department on matters like that.
Asahina and Hagakure went on with their daily duties, trying to forget that terrible, terrible story. Hagakure considered getting a drink, but figured that Togami would yell at him, and that drugs would get him kicked out, so the next best option was the thrill of telling Yu from the 4th division that as long as he stayed away from women wearing blue, then his girlfriends wouldn't find out about each other for the low, low price of 500,000 yen. (Or 23 Monocoins)
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Towa City, Alleyway. 11: 22 a.m.
A small group of girls around high school age huddled around a laptop. This laptop was so high-tech that Tony Stark would be jealous, but the downside was that it weighed a whopping 45-ish pounds. One of the girls was typing with her eyes closed.
"That's your secret technique?" One of the other girls asked.
"This is just my way of making sure every other word is misspelled. Also I have auto-correct on, which makes it even worse." The girl typing replied.
"I get that this spreads despair and all, but what's the point?" Another girl asked.
"The point is to attract the attention of Future Foundation. The plan is that we lure them here, probably send a tip-off or something, then the kids will start the riots, we sneak out before things get too crazy, and then, you know the rest."
"But will this really be enough? This is kind of stupid."
"That's the point."
"Quiet! I'm trying to think!" The girl typing suddenly shouted.
"You think while doing this?"
"Should I make her fall for Naegi, but going out with Kirigiri on the side, or just go for Togami?"
"Why not have her fall for Fujisaki, and then…"
"Nah. That has wwwaaayyy too much drama and excitement. You're new here, right? Originality is bad. Unless it's really terrible. Take ***** for example. Twilight ruined vampires, and making her a vampire is going to remind people of that, especially since she's a Mary Sue and super OP."
"I see…"
"Just stick with us kid, we're going to create so much hope and despair, it'll look like a vanilla-chocolate milkshake."
"Oh, that sounds like a good description for a hair color! Can I take it?"
"Go right ahead. Wait, brunettes are boring! Meh, doesn't matter, I just thought of something. We need a group name. Any ideas?"
They bickered for over an hour on this issue, reaching no conclusion.
