"Yeah, I get it, dad! I hafta go, capture Zuko, and bring him back here. Easy. But what do I get out of this?"
"You'll get a jar of Pickly Pine's Specialty Pickle Juice. Your favorite."
"Really? Thanks so much, Dad! I love that pickle juice! It tastes so much like fart; it's delicious!"
"Uh, yeah. Just go and kidnap him. I don't want him embarrassing my butt anymore"
"Just your butt? What about your face?"
"Shut up. I heard he and old tea man Iroh are in the Earth Kingdom."
"Where in the Earth Kingdom?"
"I don't know! Just go!"
"Fine! Wait for my good news."
Azula scurried off with her father's commands. Roaring her battle cry, she waddled over to her ship. Men bowed before her presence in fear. Fear that she would throw up on them like how she did to the banished prince.
"Okay. We're going to the Earth Kingdom to find Zuko and Iroh. We're gonna bring them back home and arrest them! I have no idea where in the Earth Kingdom, just somewhere. Got it? I command you to answer!" Azula burped.
"Yes, Princess." They replied. The men steered the ship over to where the Earth Kingdom was. Wherever it was. Azula, meanwhile, played Fartinator with herself in her little private room, besting her record of 126 consecutive farts with 157. After two dozen rounds of Fartinator, Azula stepped out to get some fresh air, but she discovered that there was none. All of the air around the ship stunk like farts.
"I'm afraid the waves will not allow us to dock in the Earth Kingdom today, Princess." A brave, very brave crew member told Azula.
"Uh, so? Why won't they allow us? They're just waves!" Azula argued in a menacing tone. "Who commands this ship? I do. I and I's farts and burps command this ship."
Finally. Finally, they had arrived in some Earth Kingdom town. Maybe Zuko would be here. Azula reached into her belly button to check for snacks. Oh no! There were none! Azula thought she was gonna need more money to buy food. But how would she get it?
"Hey, hey everyone! Fire Princess needs a job to earn money. Ideas?" Azula bellowed. No one replied.
"Fine, then. I guess I'll just have to work at this, this…" She turned her ugly head around to find a shell store. "…shell store."
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This is only a part of this story. More is coming soon!
