The Plan
TYPE: Transcript
DESCRIPTION: Conversation
PARTIES: Five [5]. Two [2] Ghost type [u.1, u.3], Three [3] Guardian type [u.2, u.4, u.5].
ASSOCIATIONS: Tower; Commander Zavala; Birthday; Surprise
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[u.1:0.1] Commander Zavla?
[u.2:0.1] Yeah, how old do you think he is?
[u.3:0.1] Why?
[u.2:0.2] I dunno, just wondering.
[u.4:0.1] Has he ever celebrated a birthday?
[u.2:0.3] Does he even have a birthday?
[u.4:0.2] Technically he must. Right?
[silence]
[u.2:0.4] I don't remember him celebrating a birthday.
[u.3:0.2] Why are we talking about this?
[u.2:0.5] He's really old.
[u.4:0.3] He's got to be.
[u.2:0.6] And he's never celebrated a birthday…
[u.4:0.4] Maybe that's why he's always so angry.
[u.5:0.1] False alarm, guys, it was just- What's with the serious faces?
[u.1:0.2] They're talking about Zavala's birthday.
[u.2:0.7] He's never had a party.
[u.5:0.2] Are we gonna throw him one?
[silence]
[u.3:0.3] uh oh
[audible laughter]
[u.1:0.3] This really isn't-
[u.2:0.8] We should make it a surprise party!
[u.4:0.5] With lots of cake!
[u.2:09] And those pointy hats!
[u.5:0.3] Balloons! We'll need a lot of balloons!
[u.2:1.0] One of those disco balls, too!
[u.1:0.4] Where are you gonna get that?
[u.2:1.1] We could steal Eris's rock.
[u.5:0.4] You're on your own for that.
[u.4:0.6] Yeah, I'm not doing that.
[u.2:1.2] You're right. Scratch the rock. I bet Cayde-6 would know where we could find one.
[u.4:0.7] Do we really want to involve Cayde-6?
[u.5:0.5] Do we really want to risk not involving Cayde-6?
[u.4:0.8] Fair enough.
[u.5:0.6] When are we gonna do this?
[u.2:1.3] We'll need a couple days to get everything together.
[u.4:0.9] But not too long or word might get out.
[u.5:0.7] About three days should be enough.
[u.2:1.4] So that puts it on… Monday evening. Yeah?
[u.4:1.0] Ghost, make a note of that.
[u.3:0.4] Noted.
[u.2:1.5] Also, let's do it anonymously. Ya know, just in case.
[u.4:1.1] Agreed.
[u.5:0.8] Agreed.
[silence]
[u.4:1.2] Ghost?
[u.3:0.5] Agreed.
[silence]
[u.2:1.6] Ghost?
[silence]
[u.2:1.7] Aaaaaand you recorded the entire thing. Great.
[audible groan]
[u.2:1.8] We better make this great because it might be the last thing we do…
[audible cheer]
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~ASDFGHJKL~
Alright friends, my birthday is in (you guessed it) three daysish! So, to celebrate, I'm gonna give all y'all a special treat. Commander Zavala gets a surprise birthday party and it is quite an impressive affair. There will be cake. There will be balloons. And there will be pointy hats ;)
