KIRI'S B-DAY!!!!!!!

Inner me (sorta): Ok wakie wakie…

Me: I don't wanna!!!

Inner me: too bad

Me: I don't own naruto… if I did then I would…thinks well lets get back to it

Welcome today is my 13th birthday yay so misty (Nicole) come in with her evil ways and woke me up with her evil water ways, of course I start running in circles… "COLD!!!! Cold cold cold !!!!!!!!!" I yelled

"baka wakie wakie!!!" misty cheered

"I don't wanna its my birthday lemme sleep!!"

"Fine no surprise for you"

"SURPRISE!!"

"shit…"

"what is it come on tell me tell me PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE!!!"

"UUUUGGHH"

I stopped cause I heard snickering in the hallway. Misty was cursing many colorful words out into the open. I quickly recognized those snickers("WHERE"…"misty stop it now!!!!!") as the twins. So I ran into the halls and ran into the wall.

"Smart Kiri"

"Shut up it's early and I'm not very bright"

"I'll say I mean you ran into the wall!"

"god damn it"
"you set your self up for that one"

"THAT HURT…stupid wall why was it put there"

"To keep the house up duh Kiri"

"smart ass"

"thank you"

We started to walk downstairs when I was knocked over by someone.

"well this isn't your day is it but then again you are not a morning person"

"yeah that's why you got breakfast"

"And you got lunch"

" mind you its easy to get lunch the streets are packed"

"who knocked me down"

"ME" said a voice

"ryou I would kill you if I"

"DIDN'T FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU" yelled misty

"MISTY"

" 'bye!"

("wow misty you're a coward"

"shut up kiri"

"MISTY WE RAN OUT OF JOE LOUIS!!!"

"WHAT…HEY MOOOOOM"

"what"

"will you go to Canada and get more joe louis"

"why"

"jenn and morgan ate them"

"Misty I just came back with them AND those cookies"

"oh about the cookies um yeah I ate them…BUT SO DID KIRI!!!"

"HEY YOU LET ME"

"THEY WERE THE LAST ONES"

"I DIDN'T KNOW!!!!"

"WELL YOU SHOULD!!"
"I'M NOT THE ONE WHO PACKS MY LUNCH"

"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH IT!!"

"I DON'T KNOW WHEN I FIND OUT I'LL TELL YOU"

"WHY ARE WE YELLING"

"YOU STARTED IT"

"AND I'LL END IT"

"to late I did"

"HEY"

"HEY YOUR SELF"

and the fight kept continuing until Jenn (soon to be dictator of the world) broke it up threatening us saying if we didn't stop she'd nuke us… so we stopped)

"well any way kiri I must go to"

thanks and no HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRI how sweet but then again boys have there brains in other places

SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!

"hiroku"

"yes raikage-sama"

" I have found the whereabouts of a good friend of yours…Kiri."

"YOUR DAUGHTER!!! You found her WHERE!!"

"Suna"

that place why there she ran off to the fucking desert. HOW THE HELL DO YOU LIVE THERE!!!

"find her and bring her back…understood hiroku?"

"yes sir"

I walked down to the kitchen so I could steal some of gaara's cookies. Yuuuuuummmmmmyyyy cookies and with any luck gaara would chase us and run into a clothes line…again…Hey whats with the kitchen

" why is it dark…all the better for me!! No one can catch me in the act of taking gaara's cookies

gaara pov

NO MY COOKIES MINE!!!!!

End

Light where are they… I could just use a fire technique hehe OH look lights.FLICK.

" HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

"WAAAAHH"

and with that I turned into a cat…with wings. Misty the twins and ryou fell down laughing

" RYOU YOU BASTARD I-"

"AM TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU" misty said…again

"MISTY YOU ARE SOOOO DEAD- OH look cake"

(misty thoughts: thank you for short term memory loss)

I walk over to the cake and

"no cake for you" temari grabbed my scruff

"WHYYYYYY"

"HEY ANIMALS OFF THE TABLE NO HUMAN FOOD" yelled gaara

"HEY I CAN'T CONTROL IT"

"too bad"

"bastard"

some birthday I get to sit on the ground while everyone digs in to MY cake. Then misty winks at me and the next thing I know she threw her cake at gaara's face.

"HEY"

"hay is for horses sometimes cows pigs don't eat it 'cause they don't know how!"

and with that I seized my chance to get on the table and devour the cake. At the moment everyone is busy gawking at misty to notice that I'm eating all of the cake until a ate way to much and fell off the table. Then I changed back.

" owwwww to…much…cake…ugghhh"

"SMAAAAARRRRRTTTT"

"shut up ryou I'm gonna-"

" MAKE OUT WITH YOU UNTIL I-"

"KILL MISTY"

"AHHHHHH RUUNNN IM GONNA DIE IM TO YOUNG TO DIE, IT'S THE APOCALISPE NO ITS KIRI ON A BLOODY RAMPAGE!"

I chased Nicole around the house until temari yelled at us.

"take this out side would you girls"

"yes mother…but first…GRAB THE COOKIES!"

"HEY"

"is for horses sometimes cows pigs don't eat it 'cause they don't know how"

so now I'm chasing misty and gaara is chasing us and we ran and hid till 5pm when ryou found us

"mother wants us to come home"

"you take the fun out of everything… why did I become your-"

"lover?"

"no misty deputy"

"because I-"

"LOVE YOU TO BITS"

"MISTY" we yelled

"hey no time to hang around lets get go! Gaara might kill us…don't want that"

GOD I hate it when she has a point. So we walked back and dinner was on the table.

"hey what's this stuff" asked misty

"hay is for horses misty and its ramen" said temari

"what's ramen?"

"your kidding me right never had ramen" shikamaru and kenji said at the same time

"no why"

"no reason" kenji said

'for a genius my son AND husband are idiots…THERE IS NO RAMEN IN SUNA!!!'

"well you will have much more ramen later when we-"

"when we what?" asked misty

there was total silence. And then laughter because I looked like a total idiot.

"lets just say you won't live in " a dump of a town like this place" any more" temari said

"ok first off I'm an idiot (ill say…shut up misty) and second did you just quote me"

everyone laughed at the stupid statement I had just made.

"sorry kiri you set yourself up for that one"

I just growled still looking like and idiot.

"care to explain…mother" I said sarcasticly

'you'll be calling me that more often you twerp…' "well not to long ago actually 2 days ago we thought of something as a birthday gift"

"I'm slow remember"

"any way before I was so rudely interrupted…if I do recall somebody(cough)kiri(cough) had said something that had well interested my if you will"

"STOP USING BIG WORDS"

"ANYWAY…you said something about leaving this place and wanting parents…and a sibling or two right?"

"yes"

"well then you and misty may come with us to live in konoha"

"and have ramen?" misty asked

"yes and have ramen" they laughed "what do you say"

yes no yes no yes no

"I don't see why not!"

everyone cheered then I looked at mika and miki. 'they'll be fine they have a family now…that isn't us' who are you 'nekomata the 2 tailed cat' whatever.

"we leave tomorrow ok"

"yeah" I yelled 'now to find some cake' yummm cake

"HEY KIRI TIME TO LEAVE…WHERE ARE YOU"

everyone is at the gate waiting for me but im at the old house of mine to find that scroll that ryou left for me.

"looking for something"

"ryou give me that or so help me I will-"

to late that evil bastard just kissed me and tongue…he will die 'now now don't do that' why 'he would be an exceptional mate' EWWW BAD CAT VERY BAD CAT!!! He is a good kisser though (mentally slaps self)

"yeah I was"

"actually I wanted to give you this in exchange" he held out my signature goggles

"I wondered where they where"

"go you have to leave"

I knew that well BYE BYE SUNA HELLO KONOHA!!!!!!!!! What mischief can we make there!!

Yay done!!!!