I like this collection, not really sure shy. Maybe because i love gajeel so much. Whatever
Pranks
For some reason or another, Levy had an odd fascination with screwing with gajeel when he was too tired or otherwise distracted to notice. It was always simple things, loser written in eyeliner on his forehead, braiding a lock of his hair.
But this was going too far.
"Levy!"
She looked up from the drink that Mirajane had just placed in front of her.
"Hm?"
"You've gone too far this time."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"You didn't do it?"
"Do what?"
"Well than who the hell did it?!" He was talking more to himself then her at that moment, then his eyes zeroed in on Natsu. The only one who had the senses to possibly know how sneaky he needed to be to do this without him noticing.
"You motherfucker!" He cried, slamming a studded fist into the other slayer's smug face.
"How's the new cologne treating you, Honey and Roses ?" Gajeel growled and decked him again.
"Laced with pheromones too, female pheromones. Dudes are gunna chase you. All. Fucking. Day."
From Gajeel's pocket emerged what used to be a bottle of his aftershave. He dumped it on Natsu's head and began rubbing it into his hair.
"There ya go Eggplant, you get the same damn treatment, but ten times worse. Have fun you little bitch."
He then stormed out of the guild, leaving a trail of swooning guys in his wake, who soon turned to Natsu.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
I don't even know where this came from. I think I might be insane...
