DEATH NOTE REPORTS REPORT 1

"I am Kira! I rule the Fin' world, damn it! I will stick needles in your eyes and feed you all to my evil poodles! I AM ALSO A GEMINI AND A B-BLOOD TYPE! I'VE READ EVERY FIC ABOUT THE COUPLE LIGHTXL AND THE TRUTH IS THAT I DO HATE THAT LITTLE BUGGER!"

"Ooookay…."

Report 2

"Misa-chan is here! I am currently letting Sayu-chan make love with me, so I can't come to the phone right now! Oh! Sayu, let go of my boobs!'

"……………..boobs?"

Report 3

"L…L….L…wait, that's me! Anyway, I have the power to eat all the sweets I want and not have a bubble butt! I like reading…WHAT A MOMENT! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I DON'T EVEN APPEAR ONCE IN THE LAST CHAPTER OF DEATH NOTE! I…AM…FURIOUS!"

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! BLOOD LUST!"

Report 4

"Near and Mello, at your service! Sure, we don't get along much, but we actually love each other very much! I always get excited when I wait for Mello to come into my room, take off his clothes, crawl on my bed and-"

"GAAAHH! TOO…MUCH…INFORMATION!"

Report 5

"Ryuk wants apples. Apples are devoured by Ryuk. Apples run from Ryuk. Apples summon Ifrit from the depths of hell and burn my butt with their stupid crackpot jokes! I STILL WANT MY APPLES!"

"That can be a great short story!"

Report 6 (Final Report)

"This is Rem-san. I am Rem-san. Rem-san is me. I can't believe that Misa, who is such a whiny bitch, didn't even care or know that I died! NO ONE CARES! WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"It's okay…."

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