Here's a fun fact, pikachu and Meowth both hate their evolved forms, Raichu and Persian, just a random fun fact to start off this chapter
Pikachu: so, what do we do now?
Ash: we could play truth or dare now,
WHACK
WHACK
Meowth stole Jessie's mallet and pikachu found misty's mallet that she had dropped on her way out and they both whacked ash one round the back of the head
Cerulean Gym,
(rocking back and fourth)
Misty: must find mallet
Must find mallet
Must find mallet
Back at the random white background,
Meowth: well, we got a little extra booze left ova,
Pikachu: yeah, what the heck, give me some a that,
Meowth: here, ya go twerp,
Twerp?
Pikachu: is he okay?
Meowth: nope, he's out cold, guess it's just down ta you an me
Pikachu: hey, can I have some of that vodka?
Two hours later
Meowth: you teach me an I'll teach you
Both: Pokemon!
Pikachu: gotta catch us all, gotta catch us all
Both: POKEMON!!!
Meowth: what, what should we do now?
Pikachu: uh, I don't know, uh diamond and pearl?
Meowth: no, I hate that one, pokemon and rap don't mix,
OH, OH, JOHTO JOURNEYS!!!
Pikachu: oh my gosh, YES, YES!!!
Meowth: okay, okay, I'll start,
It's a whole new world we live in
Pikachu: live in,
Both: Pokemon Johto!
Meowth: everybody wants ta be a masta, everybody wants ta show dere skills
Pikachu: everybody wants to get there faster, make their way to the top of the hill,
Both: each time, you try,
Meowth: gonna get just a little bit betta
Both: each step, you climb,
Pikachu: is one more step up the ladder
Both: it's a whole new world we live in, it's a whole new way to see, it's a whole new place, with a brand new atti-
Me: WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP, THAT'S IT, THIS IS THE LAST FANFIC THAT YOU GUYS ARE GETTING DRUNK IN!!!
Meowth: well, whatta we supposed ta do?
Me: you're sitting on a huge pile of board games!!!
They both look down
Pikachu: oh yeah, I wondered what these were
Me: B(
Why don't you play pictionary?
Pikachu: man, didn't we go, go over this already?
Me: what about yahtzee?
Meowth: what de heck is yahtzee?
Me: scrabble?
Pikachu: …yeah, scrabble sounds good,
Meowth: okay,
One hour later,
Pikachu: that is NOT a word!
Meowth: it is SO a woid!
Pikachu: narrator!
Meowth: oh, here we go
Pikachu: shut up you big baby!
Meowth: you're de baby, draggin de narrator in ta dis!
Me: uh, what do you two want now?
Pikachu: tell Meowth that 'pikachu' isn't a real word!
Me: …you've got to be (beep) kidding me,
YOUR NAME'S PIKACHU!!!
Pikachu: yeah, but names don't count!
Meowth: you're just making such a big deal cause I get 20 points off it
Me: no, pikachu is Japanese for electric mouse, it does count
Pikachu: oh KRICKETOT!
Fine Meowth, you get 20 points, go on ahead and gloat,
Meowth?
Meowth: …………mmm, curse you perry de platypus,……
Pikachu turned round to see Meowth sprawled out on the floor, covered in scrabble letter pieces
Pikachu: yes! I won, I …uh,
Pikachu passed out
Me: hahahaha! The joke's on them, I promised them fifty dollars, but in the pokemon world they use pokemoney!
Ash suddenly came to,
Ash: uh, did I win?
Me: no, they knocked you out so pikachu won,
Ash: uh, Y'know what, my head is killin me, I don't care anymore, what time is it anyway?
Me: …oh my Groudon, you've got to be kidding me,
Ash: what, what is it?
Me: …it's 11:00!
X(
Ash: B(
Well that's it, looks like pikachu won, but it's okay because when team rocket woke up they stole the money from him anyway, so I'm satisfied knowing that team rocket technically won
XD
Thanx for reading!
