Thanks to all my readers who reviewed, you guys helped me decide how long the fic is gonna be. I won't tell you how long it's gonna be but be in for a wild ride. Also I would like to comment on a review I got about the new enemies being stronger than Naruto. I don't recall stating that this fic would possess a "Godly Naruto". Our blond hero still has many limits and weaknesses just like everyone else… he's just at the top of the pyramid lol.
Now this chapter is gonna be filled with as well as another one of those few surprises of Naruto's. Without further ado lets get with it! Chapter 4 starts now!
Naruto Namikaze: Dark Kitsune
Chapter 4: Mayhem
By: FireStyleTerrell
A week has passed for the Namikaze twins since returning to Konoha from Oni no kuni. A day after leaving their home village both of them felt a terrible pain in their chest near their heart. Writing it off as homesickness they didn't think nothing of it, and they were more worried about their father at the moment. He hadn't changed since they arrived back to the village. He rarely said anything and his eyes were like ice, his stare was frigid, and his tone of voice was cold. With their father acting weird the twins also had something else to worry about today… school.
It was the first day of school at the Ninja Academy and orientation was supposed to be held today. The class and their parents were to introduce themselves so everyone could get acquainted. Everyone now stood in the classroom waiting on the teacher to arrive so they could start.
"It's been awhile Naruto." Said the voice of a bored Shikamaru Nara as he leant up against one the desks. Temari was in front of him leaning against his chest with his arms wrapped around her waist.
"Don't you think you guys are a little too intimate? We are in our children's school you know." Naruto said from his place across from them.
"We never followed normal school procedure anyway now did we?" Shikamaru countered with a smirk.
"It's nice to see you again Naruto." Neji said, as he and Tenten joined the group.
"Will you all cut the bullshit. You guys seen me when I first got back." Naruto said calmly.
"Yea well certain circumstances didn't allow us to catch up properly." Tenten said with a slight scowl.
His friends had immediately noticed the change in Naruto the day he returned from Oni no kuni with Ino. Kakashi had stated that his eyes now reminded him of Minato's when he was in battle, cold and merciless. After hearing the reason behind Naruto's change from Ino as well as the reason behind his disappearance years ago, they sort of understood how he became what he is now. Then came the cherry on top… literally.
"Has either one of you seen my children?" Sakura asked after joining the small group with Sasuke in tow. For the sake of peace the others pretended they didn't know what Sakura had done.
"Come to think of it… Where is Shikamari?" Temari asked as she looked around the room along with Neji, Tenten, and Naruto. The twins were missing as well not Naruto cared. He knew they could take care of themselves.
"Shikamaru go see if she's on the roof cloud watching it's time for the teacher to arrive." Temari ordered her husband with a sigh. Once he flickered away she headed to the front of the class. "Good morning class my name is Temari Nara… but you can just call me Temari-sensei." Said the pigtail wearing blonde.
"Oh hell." Neji said with his head hung while Tenten just smiled. She had already knew Temari was their son's teacher since he pushed the hassle of school registration on her.
Temari had begun with the class introductions despite the four missing students. They were half way done when Shikamaru flickered back into the room, and signaled he couldn't find them.
"They better not miss this." Sakura grumbled under her breath, but Sasuke heard her and smirked inwardly.
By the end of introductions Sakura, Tenten, and Temari were pissed that their children hadn't showed. Temari swore to herself that she'd beat her brat with her battle fan when she caught her. Just as she was wrapping up the meet and greet the lights in the room flicked before going out completely. A black shroud fell over the windows to block out the sunlight leaving the room barely visible.
"Sorry we're late sensei." Said a familiar voice from behind Temari making some of the civilian parents gasp while the shinobi families were on guard.
The fan wind mistress turned around to find a masked child standing there. The mystery person had blond hair that looked to be slicked back with gel. They wore an all white blank anbu type mask with the kanji for Kaze no Shika etched on the chin section, a black anbu type bodysuit, a short sleeve olive green halter shirt that stopped at the middle of the ribcage, a headband was pinned to their left arm, but Temari couldn't make out the symbol. The bodysuit reminded Sasuke of his chunin exams outfit except with longer sleeves and pant legs.
"Yea our appointment ran a little longer than we thought it would." Another voice said from the door of the classroom. This one also wore a faceless anbu mask except had the kanji for Buredo on the right cheek, they to wore a black anbu bodysuit, along with a light brown sleeveless hooded coat that reached down to their ankles, and was zipped up to their neck. Finally a headband with the same symbol as before was tied around their right arm.
"Come on now guys we can't be going and blabbing too much." A stoic voice resounded from the windowsill. Another faceless mini anbu sat on the ledge of the window with the kanji for Shorai Yogen-sha on left cheek the cheek. The third masked child wore the same basic anbu attire with an onyx colored unbuttoned gakuran. The same mysterious headband was being used as a belt this time.
"Look at all the kids Hebi-niisan! The fear in their eyes made this all worth it."
"Indeed."
The two newcomers wore the same anbu suit as the others. The raven haired child had their hair pulled into a high ponytail and a low ponytail. A dark red battle dress was worn over the anbu bodysuit with the signature headband pinned to the right shoulder. The blank mask was marked with the kanji for Taka above the right eye. The taller of the two wore a dark blue down vest over the bodysuit with the headband pinned to the left shoulder. Hebi was engraved above the left eye, and suddenly a smoke bomb went off coving the room in smog.
"Greetings everyone. Sorry for our late arrival… I hope we didn't cause anyone any inconvenience." Said a new much colder voice and suddenly the lights came on but the shroud stayed in place.
As the coughs and smoke died down everyone looked to the front on the room where the previous five strange strangely dressed children stood. Only now a sixth member stood in front of them, a long blonde braid reached the small of the person's back, and he or she was wearing a white gakuran over the bodysuit. The gakuran was buttoned all the way up and the same headband was hanging around their neck, and the kanji for Seiryu-ki was dead center of the ghost-like mask. The symbol on the forehead protectors could now be seen as spiral inside of a crescent moon.
"We are your classmates… also known as the group Soran." The obvious leader stated causing murmurs to spread through the throngs of parents and child alike.
"Take off your masks!" One the young girls shouted out.
"I'm so gonna kill them when we get home." Sakura growled as all six of the them grabbed their masks simultaneously.
"Naruto… please tell me this wasn't your idea." Tenten groaned after the six masked children pulled their masked to the side to reveal Shikamari, Teji, the Uchiha siblings, and the Namikaze twins with Mishina as the leader.
"Why the fuck would I waste my time with something as childish as this?" Naruto rhetorically asked before getting up and leaving the class.
"You guys are so getting detention!" Temari shouted as she made a grab for her daughter only for her to vanish with a gust of wind. Teji was replaced by a kunai that was embedded into the floor, Hebi dissolved into snakes causing the women the screech, Taka transformed into a flock of screaming hawks, and finally a yin-yang symbol appeared beneath the Namikaze twins. Kunato dropped down into the black dot while Mishina stepped into the white one. All that was left was a note that read:
"Look out Konoha! It's about to be Hell on Earth!"
Everyone could now hear a commotion outside and all of a sudden the black curtain fell from the windows. To everyone's shock the hokage faces had been… turned into the void masks of Soran.
"Why the hell couldn't they turn out like normal kids?" Kakashi signed from his office window while looking at the first prank done by Soran.
~ [Lunchtime] ~
After the Hokage Monument fiasco the village went back to normal… until the clock struck noon. Two village shaking screams echoed throughout the village. Then a chain reaction started and all hell broke loose. First Gai and Lee came bursting into Kakashi's office wailing like big green babies.
"KAKASHI! MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL WHY HAS GOD CURSED ME SO!" Gai wailed from his place on the floor alongside Lee.
"What is it now Gai?" Kakashi asked calmly.
"LOOK!" Gai and Lee cried at the same time.
Kakashi's one eye widened, he even proceeded to revealed his sharingan to check for a genjutsu. Gai and Lee's eyebrows had been shaved clean off.
"That is not all." Lee said sadly before taking off his hair revealing a bald head. The two beasts of Konoha didn't have a hair on their heads.
Then came Kakashi's second problem.
"KAKA-" Anko stopped mid-yell as she stared at Gai and Lee wide eyed. "WHERE THE FUCK'S YOU GUYS' HAIR? Never mind its an improvement." Anko stated making Gai and Lee wail once more. "Anyway Kakashi can I ask you something?" Anko asked sweetly earning a nod from the shell shocked copy ninja. "WHY IS THERE NOT ONE THING OF DANGO IN THIS ENTIRE VILLAGE!" Anko screamed at the top of her lungs.
One by one more villagers, shinobi, and civilian came pouring into the poor Rokudaime's office.
~ [Meanwhile] ~
On the other side of town. Shikamaru had just finished stripping down to nothing but a towel. He put his things away and head out into the hot spring, the Nara clan head removed his towel and folded it neatly. As he was about to set it down he happen to glance into the spring. He froze like a deer caught in the headlights. Staring back at him were a spring full of blushing women Kurenai and his mother among the now angry slew of females.
"B-B-But I-I-I-I-I… the s-s-s-sign…. Men… not… w-w-w-women… Be gentle." Shikamaru squeaked before they stormed on the young man.
While the beating took place inside the springs, outside the springs a whistling olive wearing Soran member walked up to the gender sign. Taking down the sign that read men to reveal the true sign that read women's bath. Kazeshika walked away whistling without a care in the world.
Hiashi Hyuga was training his daughter Hanabi Hyuga for her upcoming chunin exam in a few months. The Hyuga had heard about all the trouble being caused outside their compound and chose to ignore it… an unwise decision.
"Hanabi let us take a break." A semi-sweaty Hiashi said to his youngest daughter.
"Yes father." Hanabi said then joined her father on the porch. The brunette teenager thanked the branch member that brought them bottled waters. "Father… I think I'm ready to start learning the more advanced teachniques like cousin Neji did." Hanabi spoke up before taking a long chug of her water.
Hiashi was quiet as he thought about what his daughter had said. He finished the last of his water then smiled at his youngest daughter. "Hanabi if you can land three hits on me using the 8 Trigrams 64 Palms Technique then I'll gladly teach more advanced techniques." Hiashi told her with a grin.
Hanabi stood up and grinned at her father. "Those techniques will be mine once I return." Hanabi said with a slight grimace.
"Where are you going?" Hiashi asked bewildered.
"Bathroom!" Hanabi yelled back as she sprinted off to the bathroom.
The Hyuga clan head chuckled light-heartedly and shook his head at daughter.
"I guess I'll take a bathroom break myself." Hiashi thought to himself as his stomach began churning.
Upon reaching the main bathroom of the Hyuga's Main House, Hiashi found a branch member working with the plumbing. Noticing the clan head the branch member stood and bowed to Hiashi in an instant.
"Ah Lord Hiashi, sorry for the inconvience but this bathroom is currently out of order." He said still in his bowing form.
"That's quite all right. We do have ten other bathrooms in this compounds I'll just use another." Hiashi said with a slight grimace as his stomach began rumble.
"Lord Hiashi… are you well?" Asked the branch member with a raised brow.
Hiashi simply nodded and briskly made his way to another bathroom. He came across the same problem with this one as well, and with a low groan he made his way to the next bathroom which happened to be preoccupied by Hanabi. Hiashi was at his wits end, every bathroom he'd gone to had some kind of plumbing issue. Even the toliet in his private quarters was no good, but he'd yet to try every toliet for there was one left.
Hinata sat in her room thinking about what had happened seven years ago. It still tore at her heart, and seeing Naruto back in the village made the pain worse. What made things worse was the fact that she had to be around the one's who crushed her dreams so often during the day. The dark haired woman was brought out of her musings when a knock was heard at her bedroom door.
"Yes?" She answer after closing her journal.
"Hinata… are you decent?" Came her father's strained voice.
"Yes father." Hinata called out, allowing her father to enter the room.
She could instantly see something was wrong but she decided to wait, and see what her esteemed father could want with her today.
"How… are you today my dear?" Hiashi asked as he shifted his stance.
Unlucky for Hiashi his daughter went into a long monologue about her day starting from the time she awoke this morning. Just when he thought she was finished "and", "then", or "next" came out of her mouth. Each sentence she spoke his stomach swirled in a different direction.
"I… can't… take this!" Hiashi mentally thought as Hinata began talking once more. "That's great sweetie! Is your bathroom working!" Hiashi asked, cutting his daughter off about what she had for lunch.
"Yes but…" All Hiashi heard was yes and he shot into his daughter's private bathroom. The porcelin victim never stood a chance once Hiashi bowels erupted into shiny white bowl.
"Father… *fart*… are you… *fart*… ok?" Hinata asked, while her father nosily destroyed her private sanctuary.
"Yeah I'm just… *poot* fine!" Hiashi called back, after dropping the last of his load.
"Um father… would you like for me to get you more toliet paper?" Hinata asked, pinching her nose closed.
Hiashi's eyes widened as he looked to his left to see a empty toliet paper roll.
"GODDAMNIT!" Came Hiashi's irritated voice.
A few blocks away a chuckling Buredo threw away a bottle as he passed a trash can. The discarded bottle read: 'Ultra Lax, Fast Acting for Instant Relief'. Moments later he burst out laughing in the middle of the street. He soon vanished though after his snickers died down.
It was now almost dusk and there was a commotion; in the center of the village marketplace their was a huge crowd gathered. Upon closer inspection you could that they were gathered around something or more like someone. The sleeping person suddenly snapped their eyes open to see various people studying him. Ibiki Morino stood up and glared back at the crowd with as much killer intent as possible.
"What the fuck are you shitheads looking at!" He yelled then walked off. As he was traveling he passed a glass window. He then came to a halt mid-step then back stepped until he could see himself in the glass. On the outside his demeanor was as stoic as ever, but on the inside he was fucking livid. Whoever did this to him would die slowly.
Back at the Hokage Tower Kakashi was still dealing with Anko, Gai, Lee and now a badly swollen Shikamaru. Kakashi's normally high patience was running very low very quickly. Everyone stopped talking when the office door opened and Ibiki walked in. The reaction throughout the room was same… eyes wide, jaws dropped. The famed Ibiki Morino stood in front of them in a leather bustier and thong set, leather thigh length heeled boots, complete with makeup.
"I want those little fuckers brought to me by tomorrow morning…" Ibiki deadpanned. He then looked to his right and caught sight of Maito Gai. "The fuck happened to you? You know what I don't even care." He said before he turned to leave.
It was Anko who noticed the last little detail of his new look first, and she burst out laughing. On Ibiki's left ass cheek in white lettering was the word 'I'M' and on his right it read 'ANKO'S BITCH'.
"Oh I'm so gonna milk this for all it's worth." Anko cackled before skipping off after Ibiki.
Kakashi sighed then reached inside his drawer for his favorite book… except it wasn't there. Kakashi frowned and searched his drawer thoroughly before shrugging. He then went to get his back up only to find that missing, along with the back up for his back up.
"I'll… be right back." Said the nervous Hokage before flickering away. Minutes later Kakashi returned hyperventilating and sweating. "My precious…" Whimpered the man who copied over a thousand jutsu.
Shikamaru and the two bald beasts looked out the window to see a giant fire in front of the tower. Only the bonfire was made from every copy of Icha Icha in the entire village.
"This means war!" Kakashi growled then pulled out his Viewing Globe but that quickly went downhill when Kurenai, and Yoshino burst into office followed by many of the village's female population. Shikamaru quickly dove behind Kakashi's desk along with Gai and Lee.
"Lord Hokage I'm to understand that you, and your secret pervert group have been using the viewing globe to spy on the women's bath." Yoshino growled making Shikamaru whimper quietly.
"Now wait one second we have done no such thing!" Kakashi argued back.
"WE?" The three helpless bystanders questioned with wide eyes.
"Besides as skillful as we are as shinobi we wouldn't need the viewing globe." Kakashi argued unknowingly sealing his and his surbordinates' fates.
"Is that right?" Kurenai growled then cracked her knuckles.
"Oh they're good." Kakashi said as realization hit him then came the fists.
"NO! NOT AGAIN MOMMY!" Poor Shikamaru screamed out helplessly.
"AIIIIIEEEEE!" Gai and Lee screamed as the women stalked toward the hugging duo.
Their screams of pain were heard throughout the village as the sun set on Konohagakure.
"Priceless." Mishina said with a grin from their place atop the now Soren Monuement.
"Boy has this been a fun day." Kunato said with a sadistic smile.
"Oh you guys should've seen Hiashi running through the manor trying to find a bathroom." Teji said with laugh along with everyone else.
"I can't believe Ibiki-chan fell for the cute little girl selling cookies act." Takahime giggled.
"I think the best part is this right here." Hebimaru said as he watched Kakashi, Gai, Lee, and Shika get beat down inside the office. The rest of the group brought their binoculars up to their eyes to watch as well.
"Oh! Kurenai-san is stomping the hell outta Lee's balls!" Shikamari cheered with a grin.
"So Mishina what's on the agenda for tomorrow?" Kunato asked, he winced when Yoshino took the viewing globe to Kakashi's head.
"I was thinking we'd go to school." Mishina said with a cheeky grin.
"Sounds like fun on a bun!" Takahime chirped.
"Well I'm tired as hell so I'll see you guys at school tomorrow." Shikamari said with a yawn.
"Remember to beware of your parents." Kunato advised before he to yawned.
After a day of mischief the group known as Soran parted ways to their own homes. Tomorrow would hold even more fun for the chaos causing group of children.
~ [The Next Morning] ~
"Oh my god there he is!" A girl squealed.
"He is sooo hot! I would love to run my fingers through his adorable pink locks!" Said another female student.
The object of their current desires was none other than Hebimaru Uchiha and Kunato Namikaze. The two of them had just arrived at the academy with the rest of the Soran members. Today they were wearing their normal attire as opposed to their Soren outfits.
While Kunato ignored his admirers and kept walking inside with his sister. Hebimaru on the other hand relished in the attention the girls gave him, unlike his father in his younger days. Takahime growled before walking over to Hebimaru and latched on to his ear.
"OW! Taka lemme go! I wanna talk with the beautiful ladiesss!" Hebimaru cried as his younger sister yanked him all the way to class.
"*sighs* so troublesome." Shikamari said, shaking her head at her friends' antics.
"It wouldn't be fun if they were any different." Teji said with a slight chuckle.
The last two members of Soran walked in the school ready for whatever the day was about to throw at them.
~ [Council Room] ~
"They're too troublesome to deal with." Sighed Shikaku Nara.
"For ones so young they're much smarter than we give them credit for. I mean using a high level genjutsu to change the look of the Hokage Rocks. To think that even Kurenai-san can't dispel, that really says something about their skill." Inoichi voiced.
"It was discovered that the jutsu has a time limit set on it, and Kurenai-san stated that it should expire within the week. So as impressive as they may be, Soren still must be punished." Chouza said with finality.
"If I'd known they'd be this much trouble I wouldn't have helped them." Sasuke said with his arms crossed.
"You did what!" Tsume Inuzuka growled at the Uchiha.
"Pipe down Tsume-san. I just provided them with the masks and bodysuits." Sasuke clarified.
The current council meeting was to determine what to do about the child group Soran. Other council members were more worried about something more troubling than a few pranks.
"Lord Namikaze is it true that your daughter Mishina possesses bijuu powers?" Asked elder council member Koharu.
Naruto who had been quiet the entire meeting finally opened his eyes. "Yes and so does her brother. You got a problem with that?" Naruto asked icily.
It was elder Homura who spoke up this time much to Naruto's annoyance. "How's that possible? The Kyubi should still be sealed inside of you, and the other villages still posses their new Jinchurikis." Came Homura's gruff voice.
"They were born with the power. Now can we get back to topic of this damn meeting?" Naruto suggested trying to avoid revealing too much about his twins.
"What do you mean they were born with it?" Questioned a member of the civilian council. This caused a chain reaction of questions that made Naruto glare at the pudgy man who opened his mouth.
"If Lord Namikaze is able to sire children with such abilities why not invoke the Clan Restoration Act?" Asked yet another member of the civilian council.
"Like hell you're using me as breeding stock!" Naruto roared, with the blond's outburst the room became quieter. The shinobi council shook their heads at the stupidity of the civilian side of the council.
"It would be best not to anger Namikaze-san." Shibi monotonously warned. Sadly his warning fell on deaf ears as another member of the civilian section spoke up.
"With children who can wield powers of a Jinchuriki without having to house an actual bijuu, our village would stand at the pinnacle of the shinobi world. "I say we vote on it." The elegantly dress woman suggested.
"A fine idea." Koharu said with a wry smile.
All ten members of the civilian side voted for proceeding with the CRA. Much to Naruto dsipleasure, "The Namikaze Clan votes against your little idea." Naruto growled out.
"The Uchiha Clan votes against it as well." Sasuke said with a nod to Naruto who nodded back.
"Hyuga also votes against the CRA." Hiashi stoically said.
"Yamanaka, Akimichi, and Nara are too against the CRA." Inoichi said after consulting with this old friends.
"Aburame will also vote against it." Said Shino's father.
"Inuzuka damn sure isn't in favor of it." Tsume growled.
"The Sarutobi clan would never vote against Boss!" Konohamaru shouted.
"The Haruno Clan will stand against the CRA as well." Sakio said tiredly.
"It seems we have a tie and its up to me to make the breaking decision." Kakashi said while reading a new book that he picked up. His new book was titled 'Icha Icha Tales of the Gallant Sage.'
"Lord Hokage surely you see the benefit in the CRA." Homura said, trying to sway Kakashi to their side.
"Yea I do but I won't be subjecting my favorite student to such things against his will. I'm voting against the CRA." Kakashi said with an eye smile.
"After all these years you old fucktards still only care about power! Even when the shinobi world is at peace!" Naruto growled out with crimson eyes.
"But Lord Namikaze as a shinobi you must've come to learn to expect the unexpected." Koharu pleaded.
"Well how's this for unexpected… the Kyubi no Kitsune is no more." Naruto revealed causing the entire room to look at him in shock.
And we're done, I hoped it wasn't too bad. I feel this chapter could've been a bit better so I decided to stop with a cliffhanger. Not to worry though the next chapter will reveal the meaning behind Naruto's words, and a peek at the story's antagonists.
Now for translations:
Soran - means Mayhem in Japanese.
Kaze no Shika - Means Wind Deer.
Buredo - means Blade.
Shorai Yogen-sha - means Future Seer.
Seiryu-ki - means Rectifier.
{Next Time: Chapter 5: Revelations}
