My second chapter... PHAIILL.. Yeah. Nata meets Doomie and the henchbots. The title of the chapter is a joke from Beetlejuice. If you don't get it, I'm sorry. You are very deprived. :D
I don't own LOSE, or any of the characters. (DARN IT.)
Chapter 2; My Life is One Big Dark Room
" So... Can I just call you Natalia? This is Doomageddon, our pet doomhound." Red Menace said, gesturing to the sleeping yellow and brown mass in the corner. " Hey Doomie! Say 'hi' to our new maid! She's going to be living here with us from now on."
The yellow hell hound raised his head boredly, looking at Natalia for a moment. The he yawned, and went back to dozing.
" Doomhound? Some kind of... Demon?" Natalia asked, a cutely confused expression crossing her face.
" A pan-dimensional nightmare, to be quite frank... Hope that doesn't scare you. He even treats me like his own personal chewtoy..." Doktor Frogg mumbled, " This way, up the stairs..."
" The next three levels of our lair are the upstairs, where your room and Red's are... Doktor Frogg's laboratory, and my personal level... Never go up there, unless it is an ab-so-lute EMERGENCY." Voltar said with a snap.
" Errr... So, little kid in red suit is in charge here?" Natalia whispered to the two men behind her.
" Yeah. But Voltar isn't a little kid, though... At least, I don't think so... That's what he said..", Red trailed off, lost in thought in the middle of the stairs. " I really have no clue, to be honest!"
" Eh? What are you three muttering about back there? Come on!" Voltar snapped, pointing up the stairs.
They arrived at a very empty feeling room, moderately large, with gloomy, blank, gray walls and one big window without curtains. The fading sunlight bathed the room in an orangey-gold glow.
Voltar let out a sigh and leaned against the doorway. " This is our only free room, so I hope you don't hate it too much... Just downright depressing, isn't it?"
" I~ love it!" Natalia exclaimed leaping into the room, and rushing to look out the window. " Nice view... But it okay if we get curtains? The sun hurt my eyes terribly."
" But in the day... It's so dark... And... Creepy..." Red murmured.
" She's a goth girl, Red! They love dark at creepy... Of course.", Doktor Frogg made his know-it-all pose.
" Da. True. I am goth. I wear all black and listen to Three Days Grace and White Zombie. This room make me feel like home... And I mean that in good way." The little Russian girl said with a smile. " By the way... My brother Sergei drive over tomarrow in morning to bring the rest of my stuff around."
" How much more do you have?" Voltar asked suspiciously.
" My PS2, a shoebox full of videogames and CDs, one more suitcase, my guitar and my kitty-cat, Mishka."
" You have a PS2?!?! That's going to go in the living room!" Voltar exclaimed happily. " Do you have guitar hero?"
" All them I can find. 1, 2, 3, Aerosmith, World Tour, Metallica, and Rockband.", Natalia started digging in her Invader Zim bag for things. " I also have Super Smash Brothers Brawl. I kick anyone's ass at that."
" Wait a minute... You can play guitar??" Doktor Frogg cut in.
" And you have a kitty-cat??" Red added excitedly. " I LOVE CATS! But she and Doomie might not get along..."
" I do play guitar. Mostly Jimi Hendrix-ish kind of things... And I am sure my kitty would be fine with Doom-Doggie."
" Just make sure Doomageddon doesn't eat anything of hers, boys...", Voltar snapped his finger, and henchbots 32 and 17 appeared. " These are our henchbots, robots specially designed to do our evil bidding... They handle most of the cleaning that Red doesn't do himself."
" Sorry. I'll probably end up doing a lot of your job for you on accident. I go completely stir-crazy in a dirty house." Red Menace said, chuckilng nervously. 32 and 17 looked at each other, emoting a 'Really? We gotta work with THIS?'
" Is just fine with me. I am more concerned about crooked picture on wall, rather than dust or dirt on anything... I have obssessive compulsive disorder, almost as bad as Monk, from lifetime channel." Natalia said. She dragged a big CD case out of her bag and opened it reverently.
" You watch that channel too? I thought I was the only one... Well, I would if we had more than one channel on our TV.." Doktor Frogg laughed.
" What channel?"
" It doesn't have a name... It's only got one show with two stupid yaks watching paint dry on a wall. Red loves it." Voltar said in mock interest.
