I'M NOT RICK RIORDAN OR DISNEY...YET
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LEO
Leo still had the physician's cure aftertaste, great a hint of huevo podrido and a serving of muerte, Leo thought to himself; he had the most beautiful girl in the world wrapping her arms around him as they rode somewhere with Festus creaking in Morse code, "JUST MAKE OUT" Leo felt that maybe Aphrodite was influencing his dragon.
"I could die like this." He mumbles.
"But that would leave me heartbroken, hero," Calypso replies, laying her chin on Leo's shoulder, kissing him on the cheek. "I thought you were going show me the world..."
"Course I am, sunshine, but to win that trip," Leo smirked at her, "The pilot of Festus express needs a proper kiss."
Calypso laughed and then kissed him fully on the lips quickly. "There, hero, are you happy?"
Leo's heart did a fist pump.
"How about a longer kiss..." The demigod said to the Titan, pushing his luck.
"Don't push your luck" Calypso said as if she was telepathic-maybe she was...The couple both laughed while Festus creaked in happiness.
"Hey, I pushed a lot of luck to get here, I actually captured luck."
"Tell me about it." Calypso asked truly interested by what Leo said.
"Well, when the Argo II was in Olympia, we met with the victory goddess."
"Let me guess, did you annoy her?"
"Yep, I promoted Adidas shoes." Calypso laughed and blushed when she saw Leo staring at her.
"What is "Adidas"?"
"Type of sport shoes! What else?"
"Really? Mortals have more than one types of shoes? I thought sandals were the only thing we needed!"
"Times have changed" Leo said, turning his head back and giving Calypso a quick peck on the cheek.
"Yes, times have changed," Calypso's face dropped. "Was he there?" Calypso said bitterly.
She means Percy! Leo thought.
Leo raised an eyebrows "Do you still like him? Because I could step away from you and let you have a shot, although he's taken-" Calypso wacked Leo on the shoulder.
"LEO!" Her eyebrows crunched and eyes directly on Leo.
"What? What did I say?"Leo quickly mumbles innocently, turning around letting Festus drive himself. Calypso hugged Leo tightly and whispered,
"After three millennia (A/N feel free to correct me) of heartbreak, you, Leo Valdez, are the only one who came back for me! Why? You could have lived a normal life than sacrificing yourself to find me?" the Titan sobbed even more.
"Calypso, I was meant to die in the prophecy."
"What prophecy? What haven't you told me?"
Damm it Valdez! You haven't told her about this!
"Okay, the prophecy goes like this,
Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,
To storm or fire the world must fall,
An oath to keep with a final breath,
Foes bear the doors of death." Leo recited. "I was one of the seven demigods, Calypso."
"The winds told me that you swore on the Styx that you would come back for me when you first left." Calypso added
"And when I net Nike, she told four of us, me, Percy" Calypso face darkened "and Hazel and Frank that one of us would die. I was the fire, Calypso. I died."
"You are a ghost?" Calypso asked politely, masking a bit of fear.
"No, mabye, I dunno, when I went to Athens, we got something called the physicians' cure; it would resurrect anybody from the dead. Like me, bad boy supreme, Leo Valdez!"
Calypso looked shocked but took it in, to change the subject she asked, "Okay. Err, what's the world like?"
"Amazing, horrible, full of monsters, full of exotic countries and full of mortals. Also the governments crap."
"Can you tell it in more detail? For example, tell me everything?"
"Err, that might take me about, let's say, my life span? Yep, that probably figures. Why don't we just explore?" The demigod said, pretending to count.
"Err...Yeep?" Calypso replied, trying to pronounce the word.
"Sunshine, it's spelt "y-e-p" just one "e" not two, you make it rhyme to "jeep"."
"What's a jeep?"
"A car."
"What's a car?"
"Something that moves and needs filling with oil to make it move."
"Filling with what?" This time Leo was sure she knew the answer, it was the smell in-font of her.
"Smell me, you'll find the answer..." Calypso gave him a weird look, she then slowly inched to Leo's shirt and sniffed Leo's grease and oil sent.
"You smell of oil and-" Calypso sniffed more.
"EWWWWW! LEO, TAKE A BATH!" Leo's face flushed in embarrassment. He then had an idea.
"True, but you asked for it! Festus! Roll!" Leo shouted.
The dragon flew down into the sea in top speed and rolled over, making Leo and Calypso fall into the water.
"LEO!" Calypso screamed thrashing and trying to stay afloat.
"What?" Leo plainly said, as if he had done nothing wrong.
"I'M SO COLD!" Calypso was right; she was shivering.
"Here," Leo hugged Calypso, his hand heating the water, making it warm.
"Can we get back on him?"
"Festus conseguirle oxidado pero aquĆ!" (A/N: That means "Festus get your rusty but here!")
Festus's red eyes locked at the water, his nose flaring and his wings mesmerizingly flapping up and down. The wings froze and the dragon fell face-first.
Splash!
The water wobbled until there was a blur of bronze below the couple and scooped them up, its internal heating systems already drying Leo and Calypso, although Leo was already dry thanks to his pyrokinesis.
"Do I smell better?" Calypso sniffed him again.
"You need soap!"
"Do you want another bath?" Leo had won.
"NO!" Calypso screamed to the whole world.
"That's my girl," Leo smirked. "Now, It's nearly midnight, so we need to land on an island for a night, Festus can't be turned on for all day, is balance systems go haywire and he could explode!"
Calypso gave Leo a look.
-1 Hour Later-
"Sunshine, look over there!" Leo cried. There was an overgrown island on the horizon, its trees growing tall as a god in their true length, Leo or Calypso could not see any sand from their view.
Luckily, Festus was not designed to land like a helicopter, so the dragon grabbed the nearby trees and crushed them with its celestial bronze claws, scaring the heck out of the small animals around them and causing an small fire that Festus quickly stomped on, which meant the dragon swiftly moved back and forth and the riders fell off.
"OW!" Leo and Calypso cried in sync as they fell on a tree trunk.
The dragon creaked and cracked.
"Fine, enviro-dragon, you saved the forest from a fire you started! Now Sunshine, could you stay here with Festus while I, Supreme Commander of what was the Argo II, find somewhere to stay!" Calypso glared at Leo as he ran off.
-10 minutes later-
Calypso was still asking yes or no questions about Leo when he came back, his hair tousled and his shirt, well it was gone.
Calypso looked at his bare torso, it was scared with all the battles he had been in, but he was more defined; as if he had worked out since they last met. "Noting to comment on..." (A/N This was embarrassing to write...)
Leo cocked his eyebrow. "I went crazy at the thought of fixing Festus so I spent a month in the bottom deck of the Argo II making Festus' body, so come on, I've gotten defined over the time!"
"Fine, a bit to comment on..."
Leo smiled, "Follow me, you two, I've found a cave for us to sleep in."
(A/N Do not read this part if you want to stick to the story! This is an alternate dimension! AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO THIS, STOP READING AND REVIEW!)
-10 minutes later-
"This looks like my cave, only bigger, older and crystal-less."
"It will do, it reminds me of the time you threw all those pots at me... Which remind me, there's a Disney song about you liking me.."
"Please explain what "Disney" is hero." Calypso asked.
"Just listen..."
If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that!
Calypso smiled as Leo stood up got a flower outside the cave and gave it to her. Then he sang awfully to the music:
Who'd' ya think you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of!
Leo pointed at himself and then took out a piece of paper and mouthed "Sing it"
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
Leo looked flabergastered for a second and Calypso blushed. Leo than sung it pretending to swoon and circled around her
You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh
Calypso then giggled even more and sung the lines as she walked forward to Leo.
It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love
Calypso then blushed even more and walked backwards, until she reached Festus who was beeping.
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh
Leo then spun around and walked forward:
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad
Calypso then moved away from Leo diagonally
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
Leo saw Calypso grin
Give up, give in
Check the grin you're in love
Calypso smiled and continued
This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love
Leo moved towards her
You're doin' flips read our lips
You're in love
Calypso moved backwards
You're way off base
I won't say it
Leo moved a foot towards her
She won't say she's in love
Calypso sat on the rock
Get off my case
I won't say it
Leo leaned towards her
Girl, don't be proud
It's O.K. you're in love
Calypso closed the space between their lips slowly
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love
Their lips met.
AHHH! LONGEST CHAPTER EVER! AND SO MUCH FLUFF!
CALEO FOR THE WIN!
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Well, this was edited. I hope you have enjoyed this version...
Credits to A to Z lyrics for the song.
A much, much, wiser Pen out.
