so i see people really liked my bonus chapter ^^ so here we go, first day of school, hope they won't screw up too badly *cackle*

enjoy^^

review replies:

Kuroi Rin: *laughs with you* what? laughter is contagious.

well, i had to address it somehow, no? *shrugs* and poor karma, having to deal with nagisa. well, that's just a big brother for you~

karma: he's not my little brother!

me: sure he isn't *cackle*

and poor aguri indeed, it's not even the end of her sufferings. and i fixed the part, i just wrote it without thinking. i'm glad you enjoyed it.

don't worry, just hearing from you is helping me (i'm really looking forward to yours, catturner and the others' reviews, especially the ones who talk about what happened in the chapter, it feels much more personal.)

see ya~

Catturner7007: thank you *chuckles* and it's so sad! *wails* what am i supposed to do now?

EtherealTulip: thank you.

CrazywithKaruNagi: *blushes* thank you. and karma... poor karma... and nagisa is still a complete novice when it comes to human body, karma and Kaede at least had similar experience, he has nothing. and don't worry, i have been one for a long time. apparently my anime type is the small inncoent boy that is hiding something behind his innocence or cheer.

oi... that's a pain, at least i hope that by now you read the last two chapters.

i... see. *burst laughing* oh, you poor one. *pat you on the head* it's okay, it happens.

thank you, will do my best!

p.s. *flushes* i hope it can be. it's working so far *chuckles warmly, teary eyed at the sight of the flags* it is really amazing, thank you so much.

I12Bfree: yay~~~ got another reader hooked up~~~ a little secret, i spray nicotin over the chapters so it will lure unsuspecting readers like you and then you get untangled and will never leave my stories *cackle madly* i'm a genuis! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*coughs* anyways, i'm really happy to hear that and here is the next update, hope it was fast enough ;p

oh, someone noticed the model i used for the witch. well, you'll have to see, some hints will be in this chapter.

and theyare so adorable (why two reviews *chuckle*, forget something? but i'm not complaining)

this story still has a long way to go, unlike a certain manga *sniffle* i want to see more of nagisa's korosensei teaching!

Guest: oh my god! seriously? you will seriously make a fanart for this story? *tear up* oh god thank you so much... wait, crap, i hope i'm not misunderstanding here. please tell me!

by the way, the snake nagisa was is a Anerythristic Japanese Mamushi. i searched different kinds of snakes and i went back to it despite not wanting an agressive snake. let's just assume that nagisa was an unnaturally quiet snake, okay?

and you never bother me, i'm always happy to be asked things from my readers ^^ and nagisa... my precious baby... poor kid *laugh*

thank you for this by the way and i'm glad to hear that you're enjoying it ^^

Otaku4lifeeee: hi there, Liana, i remember that you made an account a while back. and i'm glad that my funny side is finally showing. and no, no daddy kink here, sorry sweetie. but karma will act more fatherly/brotherly towards the two others, i sweat on my pride. *chuckles*

big thanks to the one who helps me so greatly in this fic, Griewer!

don't own assassination classroom, matsui-sensei does

as always, please review and all this crap.

love you guys.

enjoy! ^^

p.s. shit, the manga ended... WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? HOW WILL I LIVE WITHOUT NAGISA? OLDER NAGISA WAS SO ADROABLE THOUGH! ESPECIALLY THAT BLOODLUST MOMENT AND HIS SHORT HAIR!


Chapter 3 - First Day, Class 3-E, and Introductions Oh My

"We're here," Aguri said in relief, glad to finally arrive at the base of the mountain where her classroom resided with some minutes to spare. She glanced back to tell the duo to unbuckle themselves, hand flying to her mouth in a struggle not to burst out laughing while apologizing at the same time.

The redhead and greenette were holding each other in a death hold as if their lives depended on it, which in their opinion might be true. Their eyes were blown open in fear and their mouths hang open.

"Kaede? Karma? Are you okay?" She asked in slight worry after a while of no response. Karma blinked and closed his mouth, untangling himself from the greenette and shakily grinned at her, unbuckling himself and reaching for the door.

"Kar—" The door flung open and Karma rushed outside, putting a long distance between himself and the car, ranting something about an abomination that needed to be taken out of this world and an uncle with annoying speed obsession. Aguri looked at the redhead, sighing after a moment and shaking her head in amusement, getting out of the car and opening Kaede's side, catching the girl as she slumped, small fingers clutching at her shirt, knuckles white.

"I guess having rode for a first time in a speeding car isn't really a smart idea, huh?" She mused to herself, but decided that enough is enough and brought girl to her feet and stood before the two, hands on hips.

"Seriously, you guys, I think you are just being overdramatic now. It wasn't that fast, I barely even went over the speed limit, and you were safe the whole time. I have exceptional driving skills. Now stop moping since we need to climb that mountain if we want to get to the classroom anytime soon."

The two shot her glares which she knew she would be feeling their aftereffects for the rest of the day, but slowly recovered from the 'near death experience' and started walking to the direction she pointed to them. At first, they were shuffling their legs, casting narrowed eyes back to the vehicle, but slowly the trees around them seemed to lift their spirits and soon Kaede was admiring the blooming flowers and low branches, telling Aguri some of the names and then how the plants in her home forest were different from here. Karma didn't really say anything aside from answering some questions Kaede asked him and looking around. But his posture seemed more relaxed and his breath evened out, the complaints stopping. Aguri smiled at her little success to get them to calm down and looked at her watch; it was five minutes to class and their pace was good, so they should reach their destination soon.

A twig snapping had the good mood the two had vanish in a second. Kaede and Karma tensed and the redhead walked past the girls and seemed ready for a fight when he saw three figures walking before them and when the figures cleared from him closing the gap, his shoulders drooped in relief and he fell back to wait for the girls to reach him.

"Humans wearing the same clothes as you," Karma told Kaede and the girl sighed in relief as well and her steps returned to their earlier bounciness.

"Must be students…" Aguri wondered which ones they were. But she needn't worry since the three spotted them and waited until they saw them and the one at the left waved at them cheekily.

"Morning, teach," The one who spoke was the tallest of the trio, sporting chin-length orange-brown hair and same colored eyes twinkling in playfulness, wearing the gray pants and a yellow vest over a white shirt and black tie.

"Good morning to you too, Maehara," Aguri returned the greeting. The one in the middle smiled in a way that had put the smaller girl in a calm state.

"Good morning, Yukimura-sensei," The middle boy joined. He was the second tallest, slightly longer black hair framing his pale face and pale gold eyes, two strands coming up and down, resembling antennas. Karma wondered if it was modeled after ants and cackled internally at the image that came with that. He was wearing the same pants but with the same colored blazer covering the white shirt and black tie instead of the vest. "Who are those two?"

"Good morning, Isogai, I'll explain further at class but for now those are Karma and Kaede. Is everyone at class?"

"Well, except for Okuda who called in sick, everyone is called for," The boy called Isogai answered with a kind smile, "We were coming up now since Nakamura ran into a slight problem on her way here. Nothing to worry though."

"I see, thank you," Aguri sighed, "I'll talk to her later about this matter. We should head to class first."

"Of course." Isogai smiled and then turned to the duo who had been silent this entire exchange and bowed his head to Karma, "It's very nice to meet you, karma, I'm Isogai Yuuma, Class 3-E's male rep."

"Nice to meet you," Karma said with an amused smirk. Isogai nodded and gestured to the Maehara kid.

"This is Maehera Hiroto." Maehara slung an arm around the black haired boy, grinning, "I'm this guy's best friend, knows everything about love that there is to know, so don't hesitate to ask."

"I'll be certain to use… those services," Karma rolled his eyes while Kaede laughed a bit embarrassedly at the boldness of the boy. Isogai simply sighed and gestured to the last of them, who had been simply observing them with a small frown.

"This is Kataoka Megu, the female class 3-E's rep and so my partner." The gray haired girl nodded in greeting, her serious demeanor unchanging but it didn't aggravate the two for some reason, maybe it was her small tilt of the mouth.

"Very nice to meet you, but we need to get going since class is starting, sensei," Katoka reminded them and so they quickly made their way up the mountain.


Aguri told the two of them to wait outside until she'll call them in, just to make sure nothing is out of the ordinary. Karma and Kaede shared amused looks and Aguri sighed, telling them that she didn't mean this kind of out of the ordinary.

She opened the door, not noticing the two's tensing bodies. "Just… stay here," She finished and entered the classroom, closing the door behind her. Kaede glanced at the redhead and back at the door, body shivering a bit.

"So I wasn't the only one noticing it…" Karma cursed and hunched his shoulders, "Seriously, what even is this class? To produce such dark miasma…"

"So our senses weren't dulled by the transformation," Kaede clenched her fists to her chest, "What happened to those poor kids…?"

"Well, considering we are teenagers in those bodies, we are 'kids' as well."

"No time for jokes, idiot," Kaede snapped at him. Gold eyes looked at her with disdain.

"Wasn't joking, greenie. We are considered kids here, we probably won't be able to do much since they won't take us seriously. Did you ever take seriously the fledglings in your village?"

"…" Kaede looked away, eyes shadowed by her bangs. Karma huffed and leaned back on the wall, adorning a mocking grin when Aguri opened the door again and invited them in. Karma strode in first with Kaede close second, trying to see beyond the gloom.

Thankfully, the feeling dissipated and she could take in the faces of the students. There wasn't many, simply half the room was occupied, and all of them were staring at them.

Lucky Nagisa, getting to sleep in…

"So those two are my uncle's children," Aguri said to the classroom, Kaede making herself listen since she just realized that they didn't talk about a cover story for them. This wasn't good… "Sadly, my uncle grew sick and was rushed to the hospital so Karma and Kaede are staying with me for the time being, are there any questions?"

None came. "Good, so you two will sit there, behind Maehara and Takebayashi," The woman gestured to two empty seats at the second to last row by the door. Karma and Kaede walked there, feeling the brunt of the stares on them. Kaede fidgeted a bit, recalling a memory where similar stares were bearing down on her.

'I'm scared. We should have her leave.'

'Shh, she can hear you.'

'The fledglings are in danger with her here.'

"Greenie," Karma's voice snapped her out of her stupor and she looked up to see him smirk at her and gesture to the metallic chair behind a boy with glasses and black hair who was staring at her with wide eyes, mumbling something about 'Anime hair'. Feeling self-conscious, she sat down and looked down to her… was it a table? It was way too small to fit more than a single person. She frowned and chanced a peek at her companion who seemed as confused by the table as her.

"Okay, now that we're settled, let's begin the roll call," Aguri clasped her hands and the class quieted down, the aura slightly brighter now. Kaede took a deep breath and straightened up.

This is her new life. Time to learn more about it.


What… in… heaven's name? Kaede stared at the board, unblinking as the unknown symbols filled it.

She closed her eyes, realizing the horror of the situation.

She can't read… that's really, really bad… she took a deep breath and opened them, the symbols growing fuzzier and then back to normal… but somehow they slightly remind her of her world's writing. That is 'add' and those are numbers… she clutched her head as a headache started.

"Don't stop," Karma told her and her head snapped to him. He looked at her and smirked knowingly, "Luckily for you, as a god I knew a lot of languages so I don't really need to study how to read. But you probably don't so listen properly, greenie."

Kaede eyed him for a long time before sighing and heeding his advice, the symbols growing clearer as she concentrated on them.


By the end of the morning lessons, she could recognize most of the symbols and her head was pounding. This was probably connected to the reason they could speak the same language despite not hearing it ever, but did it have to be so nerve-wrecking?

She wanted to sleep so much right now. Despite not managing to read for most of it, the history lesson had been interesting even though she knew nothing from it. It all seems like stuff that happened way after her world's time or just out of her world's logic. The only things they had were humans holed in their own villages and the wizards in their castles…

Her mood worsened as she remembered her last encounter with The Wizard.

Her hands ached at the reminder.

Aguri clasped her hands again and the greenette's attention drew to the woman. "This is it for now, class dismissed."

Home? Apparently not since all the other students did was take out covered boxes from their tables and open them, revealing food…

So it's lunch now… too bad they didn't bring anything with them… lucky Nagisa…

"Hello there." She flickered her eyes up to look into peridot green eyes and a bright smile contrasting with the gloom she felt merely hours ago. She blinked and smiled hesitantly.

"Hello…" She said timidly, not knowing what to say to the human girl after being snapped out of her thoughts.

"I'm Kurahashi Hinano." The girl didn't seem bothered by her reaction, light orange hair bouncing as she sat on the table, grinning at her, "But call me Hinano, nice to meet you Kaede."

"It's very nice to meet you too," Kaede smiled more genuinely now, the girl's bright personality contagious, "So what brings you here?"

"Well, wanting to learn more about the transfer student, of course!" Kurahashi exclaimed, then seemed to remember something when a blond girl appeared behind her, blue eyes twinkling in a very familiar glint. "Oh, this is Nakamura Rei."

"Nice to meet you, greenie," Nakamura said and immediately Kaede realized where she had seen the glint before. Karma.

Not good.

She glanced at the redhead and saw his ears perk up, his mischievous senses tingling.

Not good at all.

She stood up abruptly, cutting off Nakamura's next comment, grabbed Kurahashi's wrist and dragged her outside, praying that the two devils won't follow them.

"Whoa, whoa, what's wrong, Kaede?" The orange head asked her in worry when they sat on the grass outside the class, their back to one of the trees surrounding the clearing. Kaede glanced one more time towards the building, then relaxed when she saw no one following them.

"We're doomed," She said to the confused girl, "Karma has met someone like him…. They're going to destroy this class…" The only reason Karma hasn't pranked her or Nagisa yet is because it has been less than a day since they met and were still trying to adapt to their human bodies and limitations.

"You're being overdramatic," Kurahashi begun to laugh, "What's so bad about those two?"

"Karma is a master prankster," An understatement since he is the god of mischief, "And his mischief senses just went off, meaning Nakamura is a prankster as well," And any aid to the god of mischief would mean the world's ruin, "We're doomed."

Kurahashi laughed even louder at that, "Oh, Rei is harmless, really. She likes to tease people, but she won't harm them, so don't worry about that."

Kaede looked at her then sighed in defeat; no human would understand the gravity of having a god team up with an ignorant mortal, it's not her fault she doesn't get it. Kurahashi snickered and placed the covered box on the grass, somehow managing to hold on even as she was dragged away.

"Well, I guess siblings would say that about one another," She said thoughtfully.

Kaede blinked. Siblings? As in… blood related brothers and sisters? Kaede looked at the girl and Kurahashi smiled.

"What? You kind of remind me of my siblings."

"You have siblings?" That's strange… are siblings an actual thing in the human world?

"Yep, six of them. I'm in the middle. My brothers are always thinking on some perverted stuff so it's been a nightmare sometimes to be in the same room with them."

"Sorry to hear that..." Perverted? She really should learn more human terminology…

"Though to be honest, I didn't really think Karma was your brother…"

"Why?" Kaede paled slightly, did she see through their lie?

"Well, you don't really look the same…" Kurahashi shrugged and Kaede bit her lip.

"Well, we're not exactly… blood related…" Oh, for heaven's sake, why did you say that, Green Flower?

"You are adopted?" Kurahashi gasped and the greenette sent a quick thank you to the forest deities for giving her such a naïve friend as she nodded. "Oh, I'm such a terrible friend for asking those things!"

"Don't worry about it, really, you can ask me anything," She reassured the girl.

"Then..." The other girl fiddled with her box wrapping, "Do you have any… brothers or sisters other than Karma?" Kurahashi inquired and Kaede wondered if she should mention Nagisa. Well, maybe he'll join them soon so…

"Yes, his name is Nagisa."

"Sounds feminine," Kurahashi frowned and the greenette shrugged, glad that the girl seemed back to normal.

"Well, he does have a very feminine body, but Aguri told me that the name is gender neutral so it's no problem."

Kurahashi perked up at that and looked at the classroom, as if fearing to have their conversation overhead. Kaede stiffened, what's going on? What did she do?

"What?"

"You probably shouldn't mention that to Rei…" Kurahashi said, "If she finds out, she'll tease him so much over that."

"I thought she was harmless."

"She is, unless it's about teasing people she finds interesting, and Karma's brother sounds like a great material for that," Kurahashi sighed and uncovered the cloth covering the box, looking up when Kaede remained unmoving, "Do you not have your O-bento with you?" She asked the greenette, who seemed now a bit flustered.

"O-bento?" Kaede asked, cursing herself. They really should have prepared better for this… Please let the other girl be naïve, please—

"Your lunch box, silly," Kurahashi teased and Kaede nearly sighed in relief. She instead shrugged and rubbed her head sheepishly, hoping that her pounding heart won't be heard by the girl.

"Well, we don't really make them at home; and usually at lunch Karma would be plotting pranks, Nagisa would sleep and I would just talk to people."

"Oh, I'm sorry," Kurahashi gasped, "You were probably insulted at that! I'm sorry for making you uncomfortable again, I'm such an idiot," She apologized.

"No, no, it's fine, everyone would make the mistake," Kaede chuckled nervously, glad for the girl's gullible personality.

"But still…" Kurahashi frowned, then she took a bit of the octopus shaped red food and offered her, "Want some?"

"Sure," Kaede smiled and closed her mouth over the bite, eyes brightening up. "This is really good."

"Glad to hear that," Kurahashi grinned and glanced at a beetle that was crawling by them lazily, not seeming to notice them, "Oh my god, a white eyed beetle!" She exclaimed, the shout fading immediately when the beetle flew away in alarm, leaving the dejected girl behind with the greenette gazing at her with amusement mixed with interest.

"You like beetles?"

The girl nodded enthusiastically. "I like animals and nature overall. I am planning to work as a vet after I finish school."

Hazel eyes widened in awe and happiness. "I like nature as well!" Well, she lives there, but you get her point!

The girls quickly moved to talk over different plants and animals, Kaede finding out that many herbs she used were fantastical in this world yet as many were considered rare or unconfirmed of their abilities. Kurahashi told her about many animals she never heard and even showed her a very interesting rectangular metal piece that had moving figures over it, showing her 'pictures', as she called them, of the different animals. They were rather… odd, rather plain. But she didn't comment on that, only opting to listen and add her own knowledge of her world's animals.

After what seemed to be minutes, Kurahashi looked up in alarm and stood up, reaching a hand to Kaede, who took it. "It's almost the end of lunch time so we should get back to the class…" Her peridot green eyes dulled and Kaede was hit with the gloom from earlier, her eyes widening as the fog entered her sight.

What's going on?

"Hinano?" She asked agitatedly. Kurahashi looked over to her and sighed, shoulders slumping.

"I'm sorry, I'm being silly. I like Yukimura-sensei and all… but…"

"But what?" Kaede pressed on, "You seem as if you going to your doom."

"Well, in some way that's the case," The girl admitted, looking away when Kaede become rigid, "This classroom… being part of class 3-E is not a present… it's a sign of our failure."

"Class 3-E?"

"E as in End," Kurahashi confirmed and Kaede gasped, eyes widening in fear and hands covering her mouth.

"It sounds like they are sending you to your death!" What kind of horrible creatures are humans?

"What, no!" Kurahashi immediately shook her head, "It's just the end of our hopes."

Kaede wasn't convinced. "…What do you mean?"

"This school is a very prestigious one and so to keep it that way – the kids with the lowest grades are thrown in here to maintain the students' motivation."

Grades? They sound pretty important… Kaede filed that later to ask Aguri and focused on the other matter… "So you are like what? Scapegoats?"

Kurahashi nodded, head hung low, but the greenette could see the glint of a tear falling off. "We are discriminated and the students are encouraged to bully us to give them reason to study and do better. We are just a means to an end for them…"

The greenette shuddered but took a deep breath, knowing that the girl didn't need more distressing emotions, embracing the anxious girl. "It's okay, Hinano, I'm still here. No matter what they do, you're no less of a person because of their actions."

Hinano drew a shaky breath and buried her face into her shoulder, sobbing, "Thank you, Kaede! All my friends left me after I was sent here. You're the only one who stayed!"

"Oh, Hinano…" Kaede held the girl, thinking back to her village and their separation from her after she had been cursed. The chief always said that their species is different than the barbaric humans but perhaps… they aren't so different…

After a moment, Kurahashi calmed down enough to step back and wipe her tears, giving the greenette a big smile, the gloom thankfully receding. A tension she didn't know she had dissipated from her chest and she smiled brightly back, glad that the orange head was happier.

"Shall we head back then?" Kurahashi grabbed her wrist and dragged her back to the classroom, the birds chirping after them and making her smile soften, hope brimming in her chest.


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