Oh how I spoil you.
Now.
Please, for the love of God, if you don't like smut, TURN AWAY. RIGHT NOW. DX

I don't own Kingdom Hearts. Aren't you happy that I don't? I'd smut that shit up.




Seifer tugged at Hayner's pants, pulling them down past his hips. Hayner felt his spine arch up towards him and slammed himself back down guiltily. Seifer paused and tore his mouth from Hayner's, using both hands to yank his pants down around his ankles. Hayner pulled at Seifer's shoulders and forced him back into another kiss.

Look who's dominant now, hm? Seifer thought. He happily put his legs around Hayner, practically straddling the sitting boy.

What they hadn't considered was the fact that The Usual Spot had a reason for its name - people usually went there. People who don't expect to walk in on two boys making out, one with his pants around his ankles and the other pressing himself against him.
No, Pence didn't expect this at all when he turned in and pushed the cloth aside, two sea salt icecreams in his hand (both for him).

Unfortunately he wouldn't ever get to taste that icecream, unless he fancied picking the sticky treats off the floor.
Pence stood there for a few moments, watching with a sick fascination. In fact, he didn't say anything at all until he noticed Seifer's hand creeping towards Hayner's briefs, at which point he yelled,
"EW."
Yes, a rather blatant statement, but wouldn't you find it a tad bit 'ew' if you caught your male best friend and his male rival making out on the ground?

Seifer growled into Hayner's neck. Damn you, Tubby, damn you to Hell.
Hayner blinked. Quickly, he shoved Seifer off of him ("Watch it!") and stood up, stumbling over his feet. He yanked up his pants and stared at Pence for a few seconds.

"Is there a problem, Tubs?" Seifer asked dryly from the ground. Pence glared at Seifer, then at Hayner, and once more at Seifer before shuddering and running out.
Hayner bit his lip.
"That's the fastest I've ever seen him run," Seifer said. Hayner gave him a swift kick to the ribs and ran after his friend.

--

"Oh my god!" Pence screeched. His soft face was crinkled with disbelief. Usually warm and accepting eyes looked frantic, as if Pence thought Hayner was going to attack him. Hayner took a step towards him.
"Okay, Pence, chill." Hayner said, holding out his open palms. "It's just- "
"It's just gross!"
"Not really - it's normal, okay, um, don't freak out over it, please, man - "
"It's SEIFER! And you were like, making out with your pants down, that's so sick!"
"Okay, that was kind of a bad way for you to find out BUT- "
"How could you?"
"Pence, come on, don't be like this, alright?"
"I just- that's our Spot! You don't do gross stuff like that there!"
"Please, calm down already, geez, stop being stupid about it- "
"And he was all over you like.." Pence made a face that made him look constipated. "I'm just.. I'm so going right now.."
"Pence! Pence, come on!"

--

Seifer lay back with his hands behind his head. He could hear muffled shouts from outside, and winced whenever he heard desperation seep into Hayner's pleads. Come on, Tubby, don't be a dickwad about it..
He sighed and glanced over at his beanie, which he had thrown across the room. The black cloth was smeared with white lotion, he'd have to buy another one now. Great.
Why did that idiot have to walk in anyway? He was so close to seeing past Hayner's hips, to see if the mosquitoes got to him where the lotion couldn't reach.

"Mmm.." Seifer rubbed his head lazily. If that 'Pence' hurt Hayner he'd rip his fat throat ou- .. that was going a bit too far. Whatever. Hayner didn't need his best friend turning on him just because of what Seifer had done. He made the first move. He didn't regret it, but damn, Tubby was starting to piss him off.

He looked up when he heard a ripping noise. Hayner was tearing the cloth down violently and then rolled it into a ball, the cloth slapping at his pasty chest. He growled and kicked the ball across the room, stamping on it when it fell apart.
"Poor cloth," Seifer mumbled. He sat up and watched Hayner fume silently. It was only when the shirtless boy punched the wall that Seifer got to his feet and grabbed Hayner's arm.

"Hurting fabric's okay. Not yourself. Don't be an idiot."
Hayner wrestled with him for a bit, trying to get his arm free. He slammed his other fist against Seifer's chest, making Seifer groan. Seifer forced Hayner into a kind of stiff embrace, Hayner's back to him and Seifer's arms around Hayner.
"Let me go."
It was a very strong grip that Seifer had. Hayner could've very easily broken his hold around him, and chances were that he knew that.
"You're punching things. Punch Pence or something. Don't hurt yourself, twerp." Seifer mumbled his orders into Hayner's neck.

"I knew this would happen! KNEW it. You shoving your hands down my pants isn't worth me losing Pence!"
"What kind of friend reacts like that, huh? Tubs should take it up with me."
"You know he hates to fight."

Seifer snickered, and Hayner felt teeth against his neck. He squeezed his eyes shut, ready to feel the painful tingles he got the last time Seifer bit him.
But there weren't any tingles. Just pain. His neck throbbed as Seifer sucked at it. Pain pain pain pain pain. Make it stop.
He couldn't think. Or see. It felt like all the blood was being drained out of him. Why was Seifer doing this? Did he really just want to see Hayner squirm?
One last shot of pain. And then it began to ease. Hayner sighed and panted, trying to get out of Seifer's grasp. But something was stopping him.

"Ugnn.."
Maybe it was just the feeling of no pain. The relief. Maybe that's what this strange sensation was.
Or maybe, just maybe, it was the feeling of Seifer holding his open palm against - oh god.

Hayner arched again, trying to squirm his way out of Seifer's arms, but Seifer only pressed harder. His hand gently circled around the inside of Hayner's thighs, and Hayner let out a frustrated moan - or maybe it was a groan. Through the tickles and the lingering pain of the hickey Hayner wasn't sure how his body was acting.

He knew his hands were reaching back to grab Seifer's head and pull it down towards his own. The crushing feeling on Seifer's lips on his brought him out of his trance. Warmth from Seifer's hands was making him forget.. forget Pence and forget that they were in the usual spot, forget that anyone could walk in at any second, forget that he was being ruthlessly dominated by someone he'd fought with for so long. No, Seifer was just tracing his hands back and forth - tightening his touch often enough to keep Hayner out of breath.

"Shit," Hayner breathed. Seifer smirked and pressed himself against Hayner a little more.

Seifer grimaced. He could hear footsteps. Light, skipping footsteps. Hayner didn't look like he was listening to anything around him, instead he was arching his neck painfully trying to capture Seifer into another kiss, even though Seifer was looking away. If Olette turned the corner she'd see - the cloth was strewn on the ground. Seifer slowly pulled his hands away from Hayner. He wasn't going to get him in trouble with a friend again.

Hayner made a 'huff' noise and grabbed the front of Seifer's vest.
"Idiot, let go.." Seifer muttered. "Someone's coming.."

Hayner turned as Olette walked in, humming a tune that neither boy could quite place. Her brown bangs bobbed lightly against her shoulders. Seifer grinned sheepishly at her, shifting himself so he was behind Hayner.
"Hey. .. Oh, Hayner!" She sighed. "All the Calamine lotion's come off."
"I'm not itchy any more. Didn't last long." Hayner shrugged. Olette smiled and held out a dark green singlet. It wasn't Hayner's usual black one, but it matched the rest of his clothing.

"Oh! Great!" Hayner practically snatched it out of her hands and shoved it over his head, ruffling his blonde locks. Seifer laughed and helped him pull it down over his chest, gently smoothing it over.
Olette starting humming again, smiling at the two. They both stared back at her blankly.
"So.." she began. ".. Who's the uke?"


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