Wow, this one's kinnda long. Oh well. Thanks to all those who left me ideas! As this one was the most popular, I changed it around a bit, and bedaubing bedauboom I got this. As you clever peoples know I don't own Hellsing. ON WIT DA STORY HOMES!!! XD
Seras was pissed. Quite pissed. Extremely pissed. Astoundingly pissed. Stupid Master she growled to herself as she glared up at the showerhead. After an hour and a half of her hanging upside down Alucard had deemed it appropriate to let her down. Right into a tub of mud. Where he had gotten said mud Seras neither knew nor cared. All that mattered to her was the fact that she had mud in her hair all the way to the roots. And apparently this had been some weird mud that dried very quickly because by the time she had stormed to her room and gotten in the shower the mud had caked into her hair and made itself very nearly impossible to get out. Her mood also wasn't helped by the fact that the hot water had run out after about five minutes. Probably Master's doing Seras thought murderously. But one cold 45 minute shower and a whole bottle of shampoo later Seras shut off the water and wrapped herself in a towel. Stretching her stiff muscles she stepped out of the tub. A deep chuckling greeted her.
"MASTER!!" Seras screamed gripping her towel tighter to her chest. "What are you doing in here?!?!?"
"I guess I can count that as a point," Alucard laughed.
"You snuck into my bathroom while I was showering because of a bet?" Seras hissed dangerously.
"Yes?" Alucard shrugged.
At his careless answer Seras's eye began to twitch. "Get out NOW!" she screeched.Reaching behind her she grabbed the first thing her hand came in contact with, the empty shampoo bottle, and threw it at him with all her might. Catching him off guard the bottle bounced harmlessly off his fore head, but the bar of soap she threw next wasn't quite as kind. Alucard expertly dodged all of Seras's projectiles until she ran out. Luckily she stopped when she had to go so far as to rip the toilet seat off.
"Point three, still," Alucard chuckled (Chuckling, Always chuckling Seras thought) sinking into the floor. Seras scowled at her now empty end of the bathroom and saw all of the things that littered the other side. A dumped over bowl of potpourri, a shattered china figurine and of course a cracked toilet seat, among many other things. I guess I'll have to get Walter to come clean this up Seras thought unhappily. Sighing she stepped over the glass into her room to get dressed.
Sorry there wasn't any fluff. I just wasn't in a fluff mood today. Oh well. Again, leave your ideas for the "surprises" so that I may feed my ravenous plot bunnies. Also I have decided to put 1 reason why I support AxS in every AxS chapter/story I write. Oh and REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reason AxS is Best #1
Alucard and Seras have a higher probability of a happy relationship than Alucard and Integra.
P.S. Sorry if I insulted anyone with my terrible "gangsta" impression at the beginning.
