Chapter Three!

Day 3: Attack of the pink demon!

It was currently morning in the World of the Living and sunlight was finding it way into Urahara's Shop. Toshiro, who was sleeping soundly, felt the rays hit his face and slowly open his eyes.

'What happen, where am I?' Looking around, he took note of his surroundings and remembered what happened last night. He and Yoruichi made a narrow escape from the Soul Society and made to the World of the Living, but he blacked out from exhaustion once they did. He then took notice that something was in arms and someone arms was wrapped around his chest.

Looking down, he blushed several new shades of red. Yoruichi was in his arms, which was around her back bringing her close to his chest. Her arms were gently wrapped around his back and her head was resting in his chest, a relax smile on her face. Despite the.. awkward position, Toshiro had to admire that it felt good to hold her like this, like he had no care in the world.

However all good things must come to an end, so he slowly moved his arms from her back and pulled away. But as he did, Yoruichi's grip suddenly got tighter and held on to him harder.

"Don't go Toshiro," She said in her sleep. "We still haven't gotten to play tag yet." Toshiro raised an eyebrow at that but quickly dismissed it and tried to get out of the purple haired woman grip, but she held on to him, refusing to let go.

Sighing, he gently shook her awake by the shoulders. She opened her eyes, blinking away the sleep and looking at her white haired friend's face.

"Toshiro what are you doing in my bed," She then gained a cat like smirk. "Oh I get it, you wanted to ravage me while I was asleep. I never took you for a pervert Toshiro."

Toshiro just sudden invented two more new shades of red and said, "Yoruichi if you notice, we ain't on a bed, we're on the ground. And I wasn't trying to ravage you, you just wouldn't let go of me."

"Sssure say whatever you want." In another room, Kisuke was listening to the two argue with each other.

'Now they defiantly look like a married couple,' Laughing to himself, he pulled out a picture which was said two shinigami holding each other in there sleep. 'Maybe I can sell this picture to the SWA, they would pay a fortune for a picture like this. Speaking of which, I wondered why they haven't gotten here yet if they want Toshiro so badly.

SWA HQ

"Well that went swell," Matsumoto said who had dozens of bandages were on her face and arms. "I'm just glad that these cuts won't leave scars."

"Still we're lucky that Captain Byakuya went easy on us, but I still feel sorry for what he did to Rukia after she was caught." Nanao said, who had bandages on as well. The entire SWA(not including there president) were back in there HQ, and all had bandages on there bodies.

Said raven hair shinigami was crying over the fact that her entire collection of chappy drawings were being locked away for three months.

"Who knew that Yoruichi-sama would be here and help Captain Hitsugaya." Soifon said, this time holding a black cat plush.

"No one did but at least with those cuffs Matsumoto put on Captain Hitsugaya we have a chance to get him," Nemu said. "Yoruchi, however, will be a problem since with her speed, she can easily avoid us while helping Toshiro."

"Okay then new plan," Nanao said, slamming her book on top of the table to get everyone's attention. "First we separate Yoruichi from Captain Hitsugaya then one of us will go for the kiss, but remember just because he's powerless, doesn't mean he still can't beat us."

"I have a question," Matsumoto said, raising her hand up. "Where is Yachiru?"

Nanao was about to say she didn't know when a hell butterfly flew into the middle of the room.

"Hi everyone, guess what? Me and Ken-chan got a mission to the World of the Living and guess where we were assign to! Anyway I'm going to use my money to by ALL the candy in the Seireitei. Bye now!" The butterfly flew back out, leaving a bunch of shocked women. They looked at Soifon when she slammed her head on the table.

"That little girl is evil." Somehow they could hear said little girl laugh.

World of the Living

Toshiro was walking around Karakura Town with Yoruichi, both in a gigai. He was wearing a simple white T shirt and long white pants while Yoruichi was wearing a tight purple sleeveless shirt which showed her assets and a long dark blue pants that showed her curves very well. The duo were a sight to behold, Yoruichi's figure getting the attention of many men(which resulted in some of them being slapped at the back of there heads by their angry girlfriends or wives) and Toshiro's handsome face getting lustful looks from many women(and hateful glares from men which he easily ignored).

"You have to admit Toshiro," Yoruichi said as she wrapped an arm around his right own. "Its better out here than in that stuffy old office of yours, doing paperwork all day."

Toshiro nodded. "I'll agreed to that but I wished that these people would stop looking at us, its getting rather annyoying." He looked at a group of teenagers, the female ones taking pictures of him and the male ones taking pictures of Yoruichi.

"Don't worry about that Toshiro besides, all those guys can look but you can touch," Her statement caused him to blush and growl slightly while Yoruichi just laughed.

"Also don't forget the deal you made with me yesterday."

"I won't." Toshiro said, blushing a bit deeper. As they walked into the park, they didn't notice someone following them until...

"SNOWY-CHAN!" Toshiro barely had time to spin around and grab someone by the arms.

"Yachiru," Toshiro said with a raised eyebrow. "What are you doing here?" Yachiru was wearing a black jacket and a small stripped skirt along with black shoes.

"Me and Ken-chan got assign here for a while and I want candy!"

"But I don't ha-" He cut himself off when he caught onto her words. "No, sorry Yachiru but no." She pouted, jumped out of his arms and landed with catlike grace.

"Well I ain't giving up snowy-chan, mark my words I will win!" She ran out of the park, leaving a trail of dust as she did.

"That was weird even by our standards." Yoruichi said to which Toshiro nodded his head in agreement.

Later that day

The two friends were enjoying a nice lunch at a cafe and just as Yoruichi went to use the restrooms, Toshiro ducked to avoid a can from hitting the back of his head. Looking back he saw a shadow hide itself in an alley. He turned away but ducked under another can.

'That has to be Yachiru.' He sighed, knowing that she wasn't to stop, he got up and went to the alley. "I know your here Yachiru so just come out." Just as he stepped into the alley, he rolled forward to avoid a volley of empty cans.

'There isn't even a vending machine nearby, where is she getting all these cans?' He thought to himself as he leaped over a second volley of cans. He landed in front of a dumpster and looked around for signs of another attack. However he heard sounds behind him and before he could move, someone came out of the dumpster and wrapped there arms around him, preventing him from escaping.

"Got you now Snowy-chan!" Yachiru came out of the shadows, holding a small pink camera in her hands. "I told you this would work Ken-chan."

"Yeah yeah, just get that picture already I wanna fight some hollows." He said as the pink hair shinigami placed the camera on a nearby trashcan were it had the perfect view of them.

"Why are you helping her," Toshiro asked. "Don't you think I'm a bit old for her?"

He shrugged. "Her sweet tooth takes more money out of my salary than repairing my division every week so I figure this picture will be a good way to get her off my back about buying candy for a while."

"There!" Yachiru cheered as she zoom in so only Toshiro and her would be in the picture. "Now snowy-chan kissy time!" She put her lips together and got closer to him while he tried to move back.

"Hey Yachiru!" They turned to the entrance of the alley to see Yoruichi holding a small bag in her hand. "Fetch!" She threw the bag into the air and out came several different kinds of candy. The sweet smell got her attention and she rushed to eat them all while Toshiro slammed the back of his head into Kenpachi's nose.

"Nice try but I had worse than a bloody nose." He grinned as blood came out of his nose. Toshiro growled then gained a grin.

"How about this then?" He drove the back of his leg into kenpachi's balls. Now, despite being a battle crazy, blood thirsty, hard headed psychopath, he was still a man and no matter how strong a man is, getting hit there is going to hurt a lot.

He released Toshiro as he grabbed his balls in pain while Yoruichi ran up to him. "Come on!" She grabbed his hand and ran out of the alley(She can't shunpo in a gigai) just as Yachiru finished the candy.

"You can't hide forever Snowy-chan!"

Several dozens blocks away

"Okay Toshiro how many women did you attract while I was gone?" Yoruichi asked as they sat on the sidewalk to catch there breaths.

"I don't know, I didn't even know that they even like me to begin with." He responded wiping some sweat off his forehead.

She sighed and got up. "Come on lets head back to the shop before she finds us."

"Too late!" They looked up to see Yachiru and Kenpachi jumping down from a small building, landing and cracking the pavement.

"Your going to pay for that little stunt." Kenpachi said, anger in his eyes as he stared as Toshiro.

"But not before I get that kiss!" Yachiru added from his shoulder. The two weighted there opinions, one they could run but they could just find them again or two they could try to outpower them which was unlikely since with the gigai they were in, Kenpachi will easily throw them back.

Looking to his right, Toshiro saw something that would allow them to escape. "Look Hollows!" Turning to there left, they saw a large pack of wolf shaped hollows, each one growling.

"Oh Yeah finally! I've itching for a battle!" He and Yachiru, who wanted to watch the fight, popped a gikon into there mouths and rushed to fight them while Yoruichi and Toshiro made there escape.

11p.m. Back at Kisuke's shop/home

"What happened to you two," He asked as Toshiro and Yoruichi tiredly dragged themselves into the shop. "I thought you guys said that you were only going for a walk."

"Well we went for a walk, ran into Yachiru and Kenpachi, had to outrun and hide from them several times, and ended up at the other side of town." Toshiro said, taking one spot on the floor and going right to sleep. Yoruichi then joined him, this time laying on his chest while he once again, wrapped his arms around her.

Kisuke looked at the sleeping duo and said, "Yup they definitively look like a married couple."

A few miles away

"Noo! We can't got yet, I still haven't gotten my kiss!" Yachiru cried from under Kenpachi's arm who was trying to tune out her voice.

"We already completed our mission so we have to leave." He opened a Senkaimon and grunted when Yachiru began to protest even more.

'I need to consider hiring a babysitter.' He thought as he walked through the Senkaimon.

Chapter Done! Sorry that its been awhile two projects been taking up my spare time so I had barely enough time online. Anyway I got at least one more women to introduce in the next chapter and then its more randomness! Until then Mr. Hourglass away! *fly out on a giant buzzard*