Sorry - I posted this to the wrong story. It's supposed to be here - my apologies to those who read this already.

A teeny tiny bit of nonsense

Setting: Jack and Sam have returned from their honeymoon. Even though Sam has to return to work, Jack is still on leave and decides to spend a couple of days with Daniel and Teal'c before they leave Earth – Daniel for Atlantis, Teal'c for Dakara.

"Did you have a good time?" Daniel was leaning back in his lounge chair, drinking some kind of fruit concoction.

"It was my honeymoon", Jack answered.

"So – did you have a good time?"

Jack sighed. "Yes Daniel, I had a very good time."

"Good." There was a short pause. "What did you do?"

Jack turned slowly to look at his friend and rolled his eyes. "It was my honeymoon! What do you think we did?"

"Oh." There was another pause. "Well, you must have done something else."

Jack thought for a second. "Nope." He took a swig of beer.

"Oh. So, you had a good time."

"Yes, I had a very good time."

Jack invites his friends out to O'Malley's for one final dinner before they leave.

"O'Neill. You are looking well."

"Thanks Teal'c. I feel great."

"Ask him about his honeymoon", suggested Daniel, taking a bite of his baked potato.

"I will not", Teal'c answered. "I do not believe that is an appropriate question to ask a man newly married."

"There ya go Teal'c!" Jack lifted his glass to his friend.

"Why not?" Daniel looked at him, a puzzled expression on his face.

"What can he answer?" Teal'c explained. "He cannot very well tell me what he did and if he had less than a good time he cannot complain, because that would not be kind to his bride. It is best not to inquire."

"Oh – well I asked him."

"Of course you did Daniel Jackson", his Jaffa friend answered.

"Of course – hey, what do you mean by that?"

"He means that you're nosy", Jack explained, cutting his steak and putting a piece in his mouth.

"I am not nosy!"

"Yes you are", both Teal'c and Jack answered at the same time. "But we love you for it", Jack continued.

"We do not", Teal'c contradicted.

"Well, some of the time we do but other times, not so much." Jack was feeling very mellow tonight – heck, he'd been feeling mellow since his honeymoon. He knew it was partly the planet but also being married to Sam was just – good, very, very good.

"He's doing it again Teal'c."

"Indeed."

"What?" Jack looked back and forth between his two friends. "Doing what?"

"Going all – moony on us."

"Moony? What is that? There's no such word as moony!"

"No, but there should be", Daniel answered, "because it describes you perfectly. You get this look on your face and we both know you're thinking of Sam."

"And his honeymoon", Teal'c added sagely. "You are definitely moony O'Neill."

"You're both just jealous!" Jack smirked. "And by the way Teal'c – my honeymoon was great!"

"Ask him what they did", Daniel said with a long-suffering sigh.

"I would rather not know", the Jaffa responded, digging into his own steak. "I do not like to think of O'Neill and Samantha in that way. It is rather like thinking of one's parents."

"Oooh. Thanks for that Teal'c. Now I can't get that out of my mind. Hey Jack", Daniel suddenly looked at the older man. "Did Thor visit you guys? He told me he was planning to."

Jack was looking at his friends with narrowed eyes, unsure whether to be insulted or to laugh. In the end he just shook his head. He'd never had brothers, but he was pretty sure that both Daniel and Teal'c were classic examples of said relatives. "Huh? Thor? Oh yeah. By the way Daniel, we have to thank you for that."

"I thought you'd appreciate it", Daniel looked for and found the ketchup for his next course – French fries.

"What did he do?" Teal'c liked to pretend he wasn't as curious or as 'nosy' as Daniel, but Jack knew the truth.

"I told Thor not to visit them when they were in bed. I explained it wasn't appropriate to do that on someone's honeymoon", Daniel explained.

Teal'c raised his eyebrows and looked at Daniel. He then turned slowly to O'Neill. "Did he …?"

"Did he visit us in bed? No, thank God. I think Sam would have killed him if he had." He then got a faraway look in his eyes – along with a huge grin on his face.

"What?" Daniel asked.

"O'Neill – why do you look like that?"

See – Teal'c was every bit as nosy as Daniel. He refocused on his friends. "Uh – no reason."

"No way Jack. You can't look like that and not tell us. Unless, of course it has something to do with – you know - what you were doing on your honeymoon and then we really don't want to know."

"Okay", Jack sighed. "But you absolutely, positively cannot tell Sam that I told you."

"I swear on my son's life O'Neill", Teal'c solemnly swore.

"Yeah right – whatever. Now tell!" Daniel leaned forward.

"Well, Sam and I went for a swim. Okay, okay Daniel – so we did do something else – and we ate and drank too – you satisfied?" When Daniel made no answer Jack continued. "Well, anyway, we were coming back from our swim when 'poof'."

"Poof?" Teal'c leaned forward.

"Yup poof – Thor was suddenly standing right in front of us."

"And?" Daniel too leaned forward.

"And nothing – that was it."

"That was it? Why were you looking so – weird then?" Daniel leaned back and grabbed another fry.

"I was not looking weird!"

"Yes you were O'Neill. You had a very strange expression on your face. And I do not understand why you had us swear not to tell Samantha. That story was – not interesting."

"Teal'c! Are you telling me I'm boring?"

"Yes – if that is all there is to the story."

"Okay – so maybe I left out one teensy detail", Jack replied. He stared for a moment at his steak – or the place his steak used to reside. Had he eaten it all already? Damn – how had that happened? He figured it must have been the fact that he was thinking about Sam. God, he did have it bad if that was able to distract him from steak.

"What's the detail you left out?" Daniel hissed at him impatiently.

"What? Oh – that. I told you we just came back from swimming?"

"Yes, we got that. What else?"

"Well, you see, we were the only people on the whole planet. It was gorgeous, really. It had a perfect temperature and the sun shone all day but there was a light breeze. It was paradise."

"Okay – so what's the detail?"

"We – I told you, there was no one around and we were on our honeymoon."

"So?" Daniel and Teal'c both looked at him with irritated looks on their faces.

"We were naked." Jack finally said, grabbing a piece of garlic bread and taking a big bite.

"You were – you mean when you met Thor?"

Jack nodded and continued to chew while his friends laughed. After a few seconds he swallowed and continued. "Sam was embarrassed. Hell, even I felt a little – uncomfortable, standing there buck naked. Didn't seem to bother Thor though", Jack gazed off into space, thinking back to the encounter.

"I don't suppose it would. I mean, they go around stark naked all the time. Although, come to think of it, they don't really have anything to hide. Did he say anything about it?" Daniel wanted to know.

"Yeah. He told us he liked the fact that we weren't wearing clothes – he thinks humans are crazy."

"Except most of us don't live in climate controlled areas", the friendly archaeologist intoned. "It would get a bit chilly without clothes."

"It would also be difficult to go into battle while naked", Teal'c reasoned.

"Some ancient races did", Daniel started to explain, although he quickly forgot the history lesson and returned to the story of Sam and Jack. "So, you're standing there completely naked. What did you do?"

"Do? Nothing. We just talked to Thor. He told us about your warning – again, thank you. Having him show up by our bed would probably have put a bit of a crimp in my style, if you know what I mean!"

"Yes O'Neill. You would most likely have found it difficult to obtain an e -"

"Yeah, yeah – we don't need to go into it Teal'c. I think we all get it."

"I don't", Daniel smirked. "Why don't you explain it to me Jack?"

"Go to hell Daniel", his friend answered him amicably. "He was disappointed though. Thor", Jack explained when his friends looked at him blankly. "You know – the guy we were talking about."

"Why was he disappointed?" Teal'c inquired.

"Um – he said he'd never seen – you know – live. He'd read about it, but it wasn't the same."

"That's true. You really do have to see it to believe -"

"Daniel!"

"What? Oh – sorry. I didn't mean you. God – that would be just – gross!"

"It would indeed", Teal'c agreed.

"Thanks guys!"

"Wait a second", Daniel abruptly looked at Jack. "You're telling me he was disappointed not to have seen you guys in action?"

"That sounds really bad – okay, okay", he finished when Daniel glared. "Yes – he wanted to 'observe' us doing it. I thought Sam was going to hit him."

"And what about you?"

"Well – I kind of found it funny – in a sick, perverted way of course."

"Don't tell me you laughed?" Daniel could just see Jack acting inappropriately over this one.

"Of course I didn't! I just told him no and that was it. I laughed about it later when we were back in our 'honeymoon suite'."

"You had a suite?" Daniel.

"Well, it was actually a raised platform with a bed. There were no walls – just curtains and a view of the ocean. Although come to think of it", he mused, "I didn't look at the ocean that much."

"No, I'm sure your eyes were focused elsewhere!" Daniel said, rolling his eyes.

"Yup", Jack grinned and ate the last bite of roll. "Hey, anyone for dessert?"

"I think you've had enough treats for one week Jack", Daniel informed him.

"Indeed."

Jack grinned and leaned back and considered both of his friends. Yup – life was good and he was mellow. "You're both just jealous!"