Notice: Found one of my missing chapters! (This notice will make since once you read the chapter, "A Strange Engagement." Lets hope I don't have too much trouble adding this one to the mix.)


A/N: Well, I'm home sick today, so I have plenty of time to write for you guys! Shout out goes to katerinagrey for the pick up lines used in this chapter! Thanks thanks : D

Disclaimer: I own nothing.


"Hey Lily-Pie! How's life treating you?" Said smooth-as-ice James Potter, trying to strike up a convo with his true love.

"That was weak."

"Really? I thought it was pretty good. Did you catch the joke? Get it? Pie, treat? You know?"

"Yeah. Uhh, no."

"Oh please. You're just jealous of my mad skills."

Lily let out a large sigh before saying,

"What do you want now Potter?"

"I want to win you over with my amazing charm."

"Just like you attempted to do yesterday?"

"Yep!"

"And the day before that?"

"Yep!"

"And every other day before that?"

"Yes!"

"No."

"No what?"

"I already know what you're going to ask me, so I'm already giving you an answer to save you the trouble."

"How sweet of you. See, this is precisely why I love you Lily. You're ever so thoughtful."

"I know, aren't I?"

"But can you at least give me a shot at it? I know you'll say yes!"

"And how do you know that?"

"Because I took your advice, and learned a new pick-up line!"

Queue sigh here.

"If I give you a chance to ask me, will you go away?"

"Maybe."

"Okay. Give it your best shot."

"Okay!" James then cleared his throat, and looked at his hand, reading something written on it. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!"

"Really? How interesting. I'd put F and U together."

"Language Lily-Flower!"

"I didn't say any bad words. I just implied them. There's a big difference James."

"Sooo…. Will you go out with me?"

"Have you learned nothing?"

"So is that a yes?"

"Piphalus!"

"Ahh! Eeh, ehh. Oww, ahh! Hot! Hot! Ahhhhh!"

"Umm, Lily? What's wrong with him?"

"Oh, hey Anne. It's just the Pepper-Breath Hex."

"That's the one that causes the victims mouth to burn up, right?"

"That's the one."

"PETER! SIRIUS! MOONY! SOMEONE GET ME SOME WATER! Ahhhh! Hot! Hot!"

"Haha. Thanks for the entertainment James, you're always great for a good laugh." Lily commented, walking away from the scene.


A/N: So yeah… poor James… Actually, I don't really feel all that sorry for him. Haha.

So yeah. Anyways, leave me a review! It'd make me write faster… and feel free to send in pick-up lines! I like to have as much reader interaction as possible. Thanks, love you guys!

-Awesomegirl13