Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia

Me: Thanks for the door England! We're on air? o3o'''

Ok then, today's guest is…Turkey!

Turkey: HELLOOO

Me: And the question is from Inuppe

heylo =w=

this is your fellow citizen (yes, i'm Turkish), Inuppe

why do u hate Greece so much? i have a Greek friend and he's always nice to me
^^ and are u Hungary for some Turkey with Greece? X3

Me: So, lets get down to answering the question: why do you hate Greece?

Turkey: Because he broke out of my control! I want him back!

Me: Awwww what do you think Greece?

Greece: Cats are nice~

Me: Er...other than that?

Greece: Japan likes cats too~

Me: That I know. Can you tell us more about Turkey?

Greece: No.

Me: Why?

Greece: Cause I said No, so it shall remain unanswered. Now if we're done, I have to meet Japan at the ruins.

Me: TAKE ME WITH YOU!...Er... I mean Turkey, can you tell us more about Greece?

Turkey: He was so cute when he was younger, puny and innocent before he started fighting with me.

Greece: Thats before I knew you were horrible

Turkey: HEY!

Greece: It's true. You're like Ares, always wanting to fight with me

Turkey: WHY YOU LITTLE-

Me: Ok...calm down now...

-Turkey and Greece start fighting again-

Japan: Hey! Hey! Look at this trick!

-Japan proceeds to do the thumb thing and Greece and Turkey stop fighting instantly to stare-

Me: Well that works. HOLD ON A SEC, WHERE DID JAPAN COME FROM!

Japan: I entered through your unguarded back door

Me: O_O I need new guards. So what brings you here?

Japan: I'm here to pick up a very late Greece

Greece: Sorry...I'll let you play with Shiro?

Japan: Hai~

Me: Take me with you QAQ

-Japan, Greece and Turkey exit-

Me: OTL that's all the time we have. until next time QAQ