Authors Notes: Sorry for the long update wait, I know I'm a horrible person. Hey you guys get to see how bad my spelling really is because I'm working on a comp with no spell check! Yay? No not yay... Um well enjoy. Oh and lil warning, all those against the Rikku/Yuffie relationship go away now. Oh and we meet someone whose going to be more important later on, my OC Dylan. I'm trying to fit her into everything I write now. P.S sorry I don't now Kairis last name so I made it up, if you know it tell me in your review and I'll go back and change it. Oh yes people the redhead is Will from W.i.t.c.h tehe, a little gift from the people who read my W.i.t.c.h fictions. Ha, I may just have gone insane but hey!
Disclaimer: Y'all know what I don't own right?
I'll Have...
Ah the eternal struggle that is Tuesday, I mean you're still trying to shake of Monday but you can still feel the looming shadow of Friday. I think we should have Wednesday off, to recuperate from the unavoidable trauma of Monday.Unfortunately the state doesn't agree with me, the state says we have to attend tourture 5 days a week. Personally I think that's just plain cruel. Yuffie, get a grip you loser. I'm still not talking to you! Come on, schools not so bad... You're defiantly my irrational side for sure! Now come on you don't really mean that do you? For sure I do you little bitch! "Yuffie, Kairi and Dylan are here for you!" Thank you Cloud!
"Coming!" Now come of it Yuffie you not seriously still friends with Kairi and Dylan are you? Of course I am! "Hey Ki, D." Kairi grins at me, Dylan just raises an eyebrow.
"Hey hey Yu, steal anything good lately?" Dylan jokes, don't think she's being rude she's just like that.
"No, not really people are really uping their security." Dylan nods knowingly, Kairi never joins in with these conversations.
"Fancy skipping with us?" Kairi asks, come on why else would Dylan Oliver and Kairi Bare be at my house at 7:30 an a Tuesday morning?
"Sure, we going anywhere nice?" I joke, Kairi giggles, Dylan doesn't.
Ok skipping school with Kairi and Dylan rocks, come to think about it doing anything with Kairi and Dylan rocks. They went to the same elementary school as me and started to go to Midgar academy with me but Dylan got kicked out and Kairi changed schools to be with her. There tight Kairi and Dylan, their also the only lesbian couple I know. They've been going out since like before the dawn of time, well year 7 anyway. It started out as a simple game of truth or dare, Yuna asked Kairi if she liked anyone and she said she did. It went on for weeks, people asking her who then she finally admitted it and they've been going out ever since. Its really quite sweet. Kairi's parents totally flipped out when they found out, the only person in her family whose still talking to her is her twin sister, Naminé. Oh and her cousins Sora and Roxas. But beyond that no one, her parents even went so far as to kick her out, she lives with Dylan and her aunt now. Sucks to be Kairi huh? I guess... You don't sound so sure shortcake. Well at least she knows who really means it when they say 'I'll always stand by you.' Maybe...
"Hey Yu, you just totally spaced out there, you ok?" Kairi asks.
"I guess, I'm just thinking..."
"About Tifa?" Dylan asks not looking up from the piece of paper she is drawing on.
"Huh?" I play dumb, I'm good at that. That's because you don't have to play do you? Silence, why must you always undermine me? Because you're a fool. You know I've had it up to here with you insulting me! And what are you going to do about it? Uh...um maybe I'll just kill all my brain cells, that'll shut you up. No, that'll shut you up, I'm invincible! Delusions of grandeur anyone?
"Come on Yu don't play dumb ass with me, you so have the hots for her."
The gig is up loser. Ha, I laugh at you. You pitiful fool! Oh my god will you just shut your god dam mouth for one second. Now, now Yuffie. Firstly I don't have a mouth as I'm not really real just a figment of your over stretched imagination. Secondly has anyone ever told you that you have really self loathing issues? Go away, just go away. "I uhh...have no clue what you're talking about..."
"You can't really denie it Yuffie." Kairi grins at me.
"I can and I think I just did." That warrants a chuckle from Dylan.
"Aww you really do like her, good for you I hope she appreciates it." Kairi sighs.
"Well, she kinda doesn't know..." Kairi and Dylan burst out laughing.
"Nice guys, real nice. Nice to know I can count on you." I fold my arms and pout.
"Aw don't be like that Yu, I just can't believe she hasn't noticed,or anyone else for that matter. I mean we noticed and we only see you every now and again." Kairi says threw stifled giggles.
"Yeah, your defiantly an open book Yu." Dylan chips in.
"Yeah ok, but Tifa's kinda distracted you know." Wow, that sounded angrier than I meant it to be. Kairi and Dylan stay silent. "Besides I don't think I could handle a relationship with her you know?" Kairi nods.
"I get you, I mean she's nice to look at and all but a bit much..." Kairi slaps her round the head. "Well not as nice as you Kairi of course." Dylan and Kairi grin at each other.
"Huh, well that was...odd."
"Oh, yeah sorry..." Kairi and Dylan turn scarlet. It's sweet that their embarrassed. Why? Because it just is, god you always have to rein the moment don't you? Yes.
"Anyway I think I kind of like someone else." Where did that come from? Don't look at me.
"Oooooooooooh who who who ?"Kairi jumps up and down excitedly. Yeah Yuffie who? I don't know I'm not even sure who's doing this panic people, I officially have no control over my mouth!
"Umm just this new kid, Rikku. She's Yunas cousin." What? Huh? What the fuck Yuffie, how come I wasn't told this?
"Oh, Yuna, very hot!"
"Yeah, I don't think they get along though..." Thats an understatement. You're telling me. Yes, yes I am. Okay...moving swiftly along.
"Well then maybe you have a chance, because if they're anything like Yuna. You have less hope than Dylan and that odd redhead." Kairi glares at Dylan.
"Come of it Ki, she's just my friend!" Dylan sighs.
"Well you tell her that." Kairi retorts. I feel like I should leave... Yeah maybe you should.
" Ki she has a boyfriend, you've met Matt right. Your just being paroined!" Yes I think I'll leave. Good Idea.
"I'll uhh...catch you guys...later...bye." I zoom off before Kairi can argue.
Wow do they had issue. Well come on Yuffie they've been going out since they were 11 and their 15 now, thats a long time! Yeah, I guess. Don't worry they'll be fine. You sure about that? Yeah, positive. Now whats this about us liking Rikku? Us? Well we are the same person. Hmm, I don't know. I guess I do like her. She is hot. Yea...
