I don't think this bit is very plausible, but what the heck. I had no other idea guys! Hope you like it!


Lizzie and little Benjamin have been patients at the hospital for about 3 days now, and finally, the day to take him home has arrived! Darcy hasn't gone home since the day he and Lizzie left for the hospital (he brought a hospital bag for himself), but the Bennets and the Lees have. Darcy's driver changed to a mini-van and took them all to stay at their estate every night, so they could rest properly and be back to support Lizzie the next day. Since the Darcys were coming home tomorrow, there was no need for all of them to return to the hospital. Instead, Mrs. Bennet took it upon herself to finish the nursery.

"Darcy, dear, I know y'all not gonna let my grandbaby sleep in here with all this mess! I'll clean up a bit for you and finish off what y'all started. There isn't much left to be done!", said Mrs. Bennet, on the phone, to Darcy last night after returning to their home. But, despite his insistence on finishing it himself at a later date, she wouldn't take no for an answer.

"It's alright, dear! I know you're only being modest. I will do you this favor, free of charge!", replied Mrs. Bennet and hung up.

"Honey, you're mother has just declared she is going to finish the nursery. I'm glad we agreed Benjamin is going to be staying with us for a while. I don't know how long it will take to undo her 'finishing touches'.", Darcy told Lizzie with an annoyed look on his face, while pinching the bridge of his nose. He really did come to care for Mrs. Bennet, but sometimes she just got on his last nerve.

"Thank you for putting up with her, babe! I know it's not easy! But look at it this way, she's going to be cooking for the remainder of her stay with us. Doesn't that make you feel good? You know you love her roasted chicken!", Lizzie said, trying to mollify Darcy's foul mood.

He smiled at her and walked over to her bedside. He kissed her lightly on the forehead and lips, and then slowly picked up his sleeping baby boy. "I'll hold him for a while. You go ahead and rest, my love.", Darcy told Lizzie as he began to walk around with his son in his arms.

He was staring at those big chubby cheeks and that surprisingly blond hair and couldn't help but laugh. How ironic that his son, the thing he loves most in this world, got his hair from the woman who annoys him the most- Francine Bennet!

"I can't believe you're here right now. I can't believe you even exist. You are perfect, Benjamin Henry Darcy and I love you more than life itself.", Darcy whispered to his son. Lizzie fell asleep watching them walk around the room, thinking to herself, "Life can't get any better than this…".


Lizzie was discharged from the hospital at 10:00 am the next day and was sat in a wheelchair with Benji in her arms and Darcy right beside her. They were waiting for the driver to bring their car around.

"You know, Lizzie, I never thought I would be happier than when you accepted to spend the rest of your life with me. I was completely wrong. The more time we spend together, the more joy is brought into my life. This little man right here is the happiest moment of my life, so far because I bet that soon, you will bring me another moment that I also will claim as the happiest. I love you, Elizabeth Darcy. I just wanted to remind you while we're still alone. Once, we get home, I'm sure we won't be able to speak properly.", Darcy expresses with a loving smile and love practically pouring out of his eyeballs.

Lizzie tears up and grabs his hand. She kisses it and says, "I love you, too, Will. You've managed to articulate what has been tumbling around in my brain since our son was born. Well done, sir.", Lizzie says, going from serious to joking rather quickly. She doesn't want to get into her feelings right now. She's afraid she might never stop crying tears of joy, love, and appreciation if she chose to express herself fully to her husband. The car comes around Darcy helps Lizzie into the back seat. Lizzie then puts the baby in his carseat and Darcy sits on the other side and buckles him in.

"Let's go home, Frank. I'm anxious to see what Mrs. Bennet has done…".


Darcy's driver, Frank, is driving towards the end of the hospital's lane, to exit out onto the main street, and doesn't see the spiky, thin metal line on the ground before them. He drives onto it and the tires all go flat.

"What's going on, Frank?", Darcy asks. Frank looks into the rearview and says "I don't know, Mr. Darcy. I was just driving straight ahead and now it feels like the tires are flat, sir. I'll check it out.". He opens the door and gets out to inspect the tires, when he is shoved onto the side of the road. His head hits the ground and he is knocked unconscious. A masked man had jumped out of the bushes. The man jumped into the driver's seat and unlocked the passenger side, while another masked person hops in and points a gun at Darcy. The masked driver speeds off into traffic.

"All hail rich people and their tinted windows…", the driver thinks to himself, while simultaneously driving and searching for the button to deactivate GPS tracking.

All of this happened so quickly. Lizzie held on to her baby instinctively, while Darcy exclaimed, "What the hell is going on?! Who are you and what do you want?!". He's been in a couple kid-napping incidences already.

"SHUT UP! We tell you when you can speak!", said masked person #2. From the voice, you can tell it is a female.

"Let us go. You are making a huge mistake.", Darcy warns, while trying to stealthily find his phone.

"Gimme your phones! Hurry! We're not stupid!", said the masked woman. Lizzie and Darcy hand her their phones and Lizzie looks at Darcy, her eyes full of fear. The woman throws their phones out the window when they are going full speed on the highway.

They continue driving for about an hour and finally arrive at their destination. It's a scummy looking apartment building. The driver gets out of the car and opens Darcy's door. He also has a gun and isn't shy about it. The woman opens Lizzie's door and yells, "Get the pipsqueak and get out of the car!". Lizzie does as she is told.

The kidnappers lead them to a door on the first floor. It opens into a completely deserted apartment, with the exception of four plastic chairs and an open foldable table with multiple rolls of Duck Tape on top of it.


"What time is it, Thomas, darlin'?", asks Mrs. Bennet. "Lizzie and the baby are comin' any minute and I haven't even taken this cake out the oven. Oh my poor nerves! If only Thomas had helped me with the nursery last night, I wouldn't have overslept…", she thinks to herself.

Mr. Bennet answers, "11:17 am. Hmm, it looks like that cake won't be done before our daughter arrives with our 'grandbaby'." His teasing is very effective. Mrs. Bennet puffs up her cheeks angrily- similar to Mrs. Puff from Spongebob Squarepants, Mr. Bennet always says.

She replies exasperatedly, "OH HUSH, THOMAS.", and sits on a stool right in front of the oven, willing the cake to bake faster. The Lees are eating breakfast with Lydia at a nearby breakfast nook in a corner of the kitchen, with little Charles sitting on Bing's lap. He grabs a piece of pancake and shoves it into his mouth, chewing with his two front teeth. The rest of the breakfast party is more focused on Mr. and Mrs. Bennet and are giggling to themselves as Mr. Bennet winks at them and then tries to give Mrs. Bennet a kiss on the cheek, only to be rejected and threatened with the wooden spoon in her hand.

The phone rings and Mr. Bennet goes to answer it, "Hello, Darcy residence. Father-in-law, speaking. How may I help you?... WHAT?!"


What?! Lizzie, Darcy, and Benji kidnapped?! How could this be? :O Lol.

If you squint really hard, this can kinda almost happen, right? Bare with me guys! I couldn't think of any other drama.